LOCALS ONLY - COPENHAGEN.

This is tight. Go Levi's®!

FLOWER CHILD.

Please pardon her Bohemian ways...



Our homegirl/ rapper/ Creepette NittyScott MC has been doing big things! And things are only getting bigger! That's what she said. But as with bigger projects come bigger expenses so obviously we backed her up & wanted to share that you could too! Make a pledge and help spread a music movement that's rare these days! Do it ya bishHhh! She'll even like, call you up and shit to thank you!

PLEDGE HERE: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1382161994/pardon-my-bohemian-ways

Only 7 days left! And since you're here, peep her Bath Salt Freestyle!

WHAT A LOW LIFE!

Don't ask how this video was stumbled upon just know it exists.

ALI COBRIN THO.

Watched American Pie Reunion recently. It wasn't that funny, but it was still fun to watch just because, you know, it's American Pie. God damn I feel old! Other than a trip down memory lane & a soundtrack that will make you reminisce about your High School & College days – the real highlight was some nice titties that belonged to lovely young lady by the name of Ali Cobrin. Happy Titty Tuesdays! Enjoy perverts!

HEARTBEAT!

This video is tight. The song is tight.



We don't normally post indie hipster pop like this but fuck it, JJAMZ kinda kicks ass & make me want to take a girl out on a nice date and shit. Then strangle her. Ha! Creep Street Approved!

GET HIGHER.

ZOMBIE ASU!

We all knew when it came to Japanese cinema (actually most of it's culture outside the traditional parts haha) that things generally got weird. REAL WEIRD. I've watched a lot of Japanese film growing up from the obvious classic anime flicks all the way to shit like Tampopo to freaking genre specifics like Battle School Royale. You name it! But here's something to top it all off.



Zombies? Check. Big Tits? Check. Lesbian scene? Check. Tons of Blood & Gore? Check. Schoolgirls & Schoolgirl upskirts? Check. Martial Arts? Check. Butts? Check. Tentacle Rape? Duh. Fecal Material? What?! Huge Farts?! Yep. Anus Monsters? Obviously. Oh and did I forget to mention the part about the about Anus Monster Zombies covered in shit that rape schoolgirls that do karate and spill blood everywhere?! The trailer is so ridiculously funny it will have you shit your pants. Pun intended. Boys & Ghouls, I present to you ZOMBIE ASS: TOILET OF THE DEAD. Be warned. It's Danger. Danger! Danger! DANGER!!!



Obviously this movie had me in both tears of joy & WTF is going on?! at the same time, so if you want something "interesting" to talk to your friends this weekend about, this movie should do this trick. I even posted the full length feature for you perverted Horror fiends who have never heard of this movie!



Enjoy your weekend Creeps! Things are still crazy busy here now that we have to get SS13 going before the current collection even drops! It just never stops does it?! Getting another roll of film developed too! Feels good to get back in the game. The full Murder We Wrote™ launch is on it's way dickheads! Oh and Marisa Tomei is hot.

ZOMBIES IN NYC.

This shit is dope.

BILLY ROPER GETS GRIZZLY!

Dope fucking footy of homie Billy Roper ripping up them Cali streets. Miss you kiddo!

GET IT TOGETHER JAN!

Jan fucking sucks.

BABY POWDER!

Guess this is a bad time for another classic dead baby joke huh?



The Korea Customs Service said Monday it had seized capsules made in northeastern China from dead babies whose bodies were chopped into small pieces and dried on stoves before being turned into powder. Deng said Chinese health departments would work with police, customs agencies and commerce authorities to investigate the latest claims, Xinhua said.

The South Korean customs agency began investigating after receiving a tip a year ago. No sicknesses have been reported from ingesting the capsules. South Korean customs officials have refused to say where the dead babies came from or who made the capsules, citing possible diplomatic friction with Beijing.

They said they had discovered 35 smuggling attempts since August of about 17,450 capsules disguised as stamina boosters. Some people believe the capsules are a panacea for disease. However, they contain bacteria and other harmful ingredients, the customs agency said.

via Huffington Post



Hahaha those South Korean police chicks are like sexual stamina? Better sneak a few of these for the husband tonight! Dayam! SUS AS FUCK! People in China really do eat EVERYTHING!!!

WORST FUCKING INVENTION EVER!

Can't stop laughing!


Thanks Manny!

This next invention is pretty fucking classic too...



Now I can milk my breasts AND enjoy all the other great things in life...AT THE SAME TIME! Like drinking water! This picture is actually giving me a boner.

CUT FOR BIEBER!

The only thing worse than paper cuts, are cardboard cuts. You ever get cut while putting a cardboard box together? That shit fucking sucks! I mean, getting your dick cut off is pretty bad too (shout out John Bobbitt), and so is getting cut in line. But probably the strangest type of cutting is the suicidal, self inflicted, fuck you some people have chemical imbalances I'm sad, upset, depressed and socially inept type. Which is why when 1 dumbass kid decided to post on the internet their strong disliking for Justin Bieber's new weed habit by cutting themselves, we decided to follow suit on what has become one of the worst (or best) online trends to start off the new year: #CUTFORBIEBER!!!! Go fucking kill yo' self!



Okay. So it was probably a fucking 4chan hoax. Still, some kids were dumb enough to start doing it, and still, these shirts are FUCKING HILARIOUSLY RAD. Our Super Special drop of #cutforbieber tees are finally up on our shop so umm yea, don't let these sell out cause we made like 5 shirts. MURDER WE WROTE™BABY!

http://shop.madcreepy.com/products/cut-for-bieber

MLK ALL DAY!

Awww shit! Enjoy your day off as we owe it to a man that had a Dream way ahead of his time. Good to see that times have changed since, even though there's still tons of steps in his vision to be fulfilled. Nevetheless, it's 2013 & our dumbasses are alive! Yo MLK, this song is for you!



Seriously this song still fucking bumps! And the video...fuck! Those bitches in the back are bad as fuhhhhhh LOL the 80's fucks up the 2000's anyday fuck technology!

THE ASOS YELLOW SKATER DRESS.

The ASOS yellow skater dress. Now what makes this dress so special? The color? The fabric? The silhouette? The styling details? Ahh I got it! It's those cute little straps that are totes to die for. It's such a beautiful mix of formal & casual that you can dress it up or down for any occasion. Ugh, fashion versatility. LOVE IT! I'm pretty good at this right?

So pretty much this awesome UK chick ebayed this little number & might have forgot she was wearing no panties. Oh wait, she forgot there was a mirror too. Needless to say, that shit went viral.





Lucky enough she has a sense of humor & relisted the item, this time, also bottomless with a Nike duffle on. It's currently at £100,300.00 with 30 bids. Holy shit hilarious! Hey ASOS! I think you guys should send her a thank you card of some sort. Looks like the dress is about to get "snatched" right up! See what I did there? Amazing – dress, that is.

DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED!

This shit is so trippy, hilarious, creative (ironically), and fucking awesome. Imagine how fucked you'd be watching this on shrooms? How fucked? Proper fucked! Now say that again in a British accent! Purahpuh fuhkd! Man, everything sounds rad in a British accent. I digress.



Guess what?! We're picking up our notorious #cutforbieber tees today too! We made a very special limited amount so if you sleep I don't want a fucking hundred emails crying about it like you guys cry about the Horror I & Horror II hats! HAhahahaha!

With Murder We Wrote™ on it's way, it's time to officially clean out the Frisky Business radness & make some room! Use code FRISKY40 for 40% OFF your entire order! This is the last sale before the New Collection drops so cop what's left of our EAT SHIT snapbacks, and grab some sweet tanks & crops for a well deserved vacation somewhere warm! Expires Next Sunday 1/27/2012! For everyone else in the chilier areas, enjoy your weekend and go pick up some more Fuck Off! beanies since they're selling faster than crack in the 80's. Oh, and send n00dz. Bye.

SPAIN REMIX

FTC Spain Remix from Ando Nesia on Vimeo.

CAN I HAVE A KISS?

HAhahahHAhAHahahaa!! Dying of laughter...probably one of the dumb most funny episodes of Martin! Miss the old days...

THESE BITCHES BE FLY!

Holy fuck! Oh you know, just a average morning walk on the way to work. "How was your weekend Mary? Oh good, I just–"...BAMM!!! Them bitches just didn't know where to go...and to get hit on a curb, fence, tree before the floor too! Talk about adding insult to injury! And not one scratch on the man...homeboy will be cherishing his life FOREVER!

MELISSA CLARKE HEARTS CREEPS!

And the Creeps are hopelessly devoted to Melissa Clarke...






Fuck she's AMAZING.

A MURDEROUS MONDAY!

How was your weekend kids? Didn't get to see Chainsaw 3D but got retardedly baked & finally watched Cabin in the Woods instead. Enjoyed it, but damn I hate CGI blood. Can't they hire an intern to mix a few hundred buckets of guts & fake blood or something?! Lazy motherfuckers. And since I was literally just watching Ghostbusters II on cable while writing this post – I guess it's a no-brainer to dedicate today's Music Mondays post to Bobby Brown before he became a domestic disaster! Real time bloggin' what a fuckin' concept!



We also have these awesome super duper limited edition, funny yet fucked up but mostly funny #cutforbieber shirts getting printed this week so we'll get those up for grabs as soon as possible. Just a perfect addition to the Murder We Wrote™ Collection really!



And now for the most important announcement! Since all you were wining so much we decided to drop the long anticipated Fuck Off! Beanies a little early as the rest of the Murder We Wrote™ Collection slowly trickles in...



Why?! Cause we fucking love you guys and don't want any of you ladies catching colds while taking & sending n00dz. Murder Mondays! Now hurry up & cop some!
http://shop.madcreepy.com/products/fuck-off-beanies

GET SPOOKED!

Who wants to watch this with me this weekend?! Mixed reviews but fuck it!





Have a spooky weekend! So much going on! Murder We Wrote goodies flowing in, Fuck Off! Beanie presale this weekend as well! And don't forget about these hilarious limited edition #cutforbieber shirts getting printed (definitely going to hell for this one haha)! I'll show you those badboys later on instagram!

PIPE THE FUCK DOWN!

It's always nice to know when funny (and hot) chicks such as our favorite Jenna Marbles appreciate what the Creeps have to offer! Now pipe the fuck down!

KID TESTED, CREEP APPROVED!

"I love blood, and guts and stuff...I'm serious it turns me on since I was a little kid!"



LOL that guy Chas is a total serial rapist. And whoa, they had gross-out parties?! Sick! "The movies are extremely violent, sexually provocative and have graphic displays of mutilation." Yep, pretty much sums us all up. And it fucking kicks ass! Damn right your kids have already seen it...now embrace it all! Man there are so many gems in this video! Can't stop the creeps! Thanks for this Ghostpizza!

GHOST RIDE THE WHIP!

"AM I TRIPPIN'?!"

DROP IT LOW...

WHAT?!

HUBBA HUBBA!

Danielle Sharp makes the world a better place. Fact.

Nah, Nah!

New heat from Texas fam Milli Mars! Gimme Head 'Til I'm Dead! See you soon San Antonio, we about to fuck the world up! Happy Murder Monday motherfuckers!

TWIN PEAKS!

I love bad bitches that's a fucking problem! Classiest sluts ever! These broads crack me up, and are actually pretty rad.

"I like to believe that I'm really down to Earth – I really watch what I eat."

LOL. Can you imagine a Miss Creep Street 2013 Bikini Contest?! GAME OVER.

FULL HOUSE!

Probably the most amazing thing I've read in the this year: 

 

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else—the small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn. Take care of the golf balls first—the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

"It really makes ya think..."

Okay now back to Creepin'! Have a great weekend guys. You definitely didn't earn it but whatever. #murderwewrote

KEVIN COAKLEY TAKES THE RED EYE.

Friend. Lover. Fighter.



LMAO but forrealzies the good homie Kevin Coakley got some new footie pushing through the streets of good ol' Boston through the night, letting us know that classy skating will always exist. SLAP Magazine proudly presents "Red Eye." Video by Alex Pelletier and Dan Magee. And the song...fucking ace. Just wait till you see what he killed while in SF...bang bang!

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Well we didn't die last week like we were supposed to, so I guess that's a pretty good thing. Had my bathing suit all ready for Hell too! Funny enough with all the madness we were beginning to believe that not only were many of you hoping to get abducted by aliens or some shit, but were almost hoping the world would just end like it does in the movies. Shit! Sorry to disappoint ya but Creep Street is still alive and kicking!

Didn't spam your inboxes on New Years Day like everyone else did to try to get you to buy shit (we're gonna do that later lol), but actually spent most of it napping. You know you're definitely getting old when you can't hang past 4am without doing drugs! We hope you boys & ghouls had a rad New Year's Eve spent with all the right people & that your random kiss will not result in Herpes later this week. That is a no bueno way to kick off the new year for obvious reasons. I was lucky enough to have the homies come up north & chill, skate, party and bullshit. Even had the raddest chick chilling with us who had her mom pick us up & drop us off at my crib blasting Brian Jonestown Massacre the whole way at god knows what time in the morning! Perfect. Yep, this year is gonna be weird. But shit, that just means it's going to be fucking awesome.



Just to spice shit up we're gonna put up some Winter accessories for sale as a early teaser for the late Winter 2012 Murder We Wrote™ collection since everyone's been asking for 'em! New hoodies, shirts, buttons hit later this month with some badass restocks of your favorite hats in next month's delivery. Not to forget to mentions more projects in the works, parties, boobs, hot chicas, and a whole lot more nonsense to keep ya'll entertained – for better, or usually, for worse.

Thanks for creeping with us & continuing to support the real. We may not be able to respond to everything but be assured it get's digested. Fuck 'Em All! Satan Is Waitin'! Fulfill those resolutions this year, lose the fat, fuck that bitch, and get that money! Now get the fuck back to work! 2013 baby, let's get creepy...

Love,
Boris "Ladykiller" Changstein Jr., Esq.

POP A WHEELIE!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

2013. Fuck. Shit was crazy. People were awesome. Too lazy to post. Love you all.



Here's some cleavage for your day off. Bang bang!