WHY BORIS SUCKS AT BLOGGING...

Ugh been so tied up with other madness and updating all 50,000 other forms of social networking has forever incapacitated my ability to blog daily! How can I keep you loyal creepers updated with crappenings and tits and ass and stuff while all these beautiful Creepettes beckon me to get their pictures taken?! Life is full of difficult decisions, we know. More difficult than the time I had to wash my ex's accidental period blood off my mattress at 4am. Double ugh...!

So first things first – HI FUCKERS WE'VE MISSED YOU!

Let's be honest you spend most of your time on Instagram and are like fuck a blogspot hahaha so I'm not really feeling too bad about failing at posting here! But just for those who like to keep it real traditional I wanted to share with you a few things (and say thank you):

1. THIS SONG BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AWESOME and because I fucked up by not posting it up yesterday like a good creep would have.



Pretty much describes my mood these days. And since our whole team is pretty much stoned 24/7 this song sounds even more sick. Picture racing down the road in Miami with 2 super hot babes, heading towards your hotel suite, where in the next scene you chill covered in bubbles, feeding them chocolate covered strawberries while popping champagne in a mint green, heart-shaped bathtub overlooking a sunset over the water. FUCK. I just made you hate your life didn't I? Have no fear, just keep supporting us and we'll at least be able to post a photo of it down the line for ya! LOL.

2. CREEPAWAY CAMP II HAS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED!



Took long enough but at least we're getting better right?! We still have a few surprises lined up for you guys too. A special artist series dropping in July, New party packs coming in a week, and of course I, Boris the Ladykiller will be shooting a bodacious Creepette for our official SS14 Lookbook this weekend! We think you'll like her... So yes bitch yes watch out for some yummy Creepstagram action soon!

3. PARTY PHOTOS!

Wanted to share some rad flicks from the party we co-sponsored last Saturday in San Antonio, Texas! Our homies KNOX & Le Doom killed it and we're especially stoked to have them as part of our Creep Street family. So peep the photos Ghostpizza snapped on Facebook!

Post by Creep Street.

4. There's really nothing for 4 except a reminder to follow us on Twitter for the latest nonsense, ramblings, or titties of hot bitches we can't post on our Instagram.

5. Oh yea Titties! Cuz it's Tuesday. DUH.

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DOUBLE THE FUN!

Whoa.

So we like, need way more titties & gore & fucked up shit on this blog like we used to. People used to get so offended about that shit I'd actually have to hear about it during the day – "YO WHERE DO YOU FIND THAT STUFF!" I've been so freaking busy and I got all rad this shit to post but I forget to so I'm just going to write a run on sentence about it in order to feel better about the whole situation until it actually becomes resolved. Here's also some tits & shit because it's like, Tits Out Tuesday or whatever the fuck you kids with no lives come up with & all that & like yea, have a great fucking day because mine doesn't ever like to seem to end! And FUCK YOU THANKSGIVING because turkey sucks dick. lol.

This is probably one of our favorite Titty Tuesdays to date. I mean it's like art. Give me the drug that makes me think I'm fucking 2 identical hot bitches at the same time. I guess I can always fuck 2 hot identical twins, but we all know there's a better chance of tripping on a sidewalk & crashing into a store window breaking all the mannequins shattering the cash register and killing 5 people in the process. Where does the mind go? Amazing.

CREEP STREET & TITS & STUFF

 


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CREEPCHELLA™ 2013!

When was Coachella, like April? See that's how backed up shit here is! Shot these bad boys in film cuz I'm hipster cool like that. Meant to post these a while ago but here they are, have a trip down memory lane! Shout out to all the lovely ladies that got creeped on, it's all for the sake of art! Sorry Not Sorry! Never Not Lurkin' Creepchella™ 2014 here we go! Here's some cool butts. See the full lot on our FACEBOOK!




 



Happy Hump Day! Love you!

CRAPPY JULY 4th CREEPS!

Shit, well damn! Apologies for the lack of updates as of late! I've been extremely busy... busy on vacay that is! Just got back to SF from LA last night, and I'm still literally catching up on all your damn winy ass emails! Amazing week of friends, Born Free 5, weather, babes, and figuring out who not to kill. Okay okay okay, let's slow it down. First things first – Happy Fucking July 4th fuckfaces! May it be filled with booze, babez, bbq's, fireworks, and all that awesome shit that makes America, well, America. Lot's of announcements today so here goes!

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So here's the 1st thing:



To further celebrate the warm weather and your awesomeness we wanted to give you an additional whooping 40% OFF storewide so you can save motherfucking BIG. With the super late Summer 2013 'America's Most Haunted' collection chasing our tails, seems like a perfect thing to do to make some damn room! But hurry, this shit last till Sunday 7/7 Midnight, so after that you can go fuck yourselves.

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Here's the 2nd thing:




The Army of Darkness Tie Dye tee is finally up on the shop! Nothing made more sense than re-releasing this classic from our Party All Night, Creep All Day!™ collection in some patriotic tie dyed madness! I know some of you wanted to wear it today but fuckit, you can wear this tee everyday cause being awesome & American is always! Ladies – cut this baby up into something sexy & don't forget to Instagram it!

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Here's the 3rd thing:



And if any of you happen to be in San Francisco today come by Dolores Park sometime afternoon & crush some ummm... sodas with the creep & the posse of freaks & geeks as we play some loud music & fire up the grill! BYOB & food! All are welcome! And by all I mean hot chicks.

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And here's the 4th thing (how fitting considering it's the FOURTH OF JULY harharhar!!!):



The good homie Richie August (formerly of HULK Dubstep) decided to make a special mix for you guys!  You can download it HERE or peep his Soundcloud. Okay, that's it for now. I think.

Have a epic long weekend folks! <3 br="">

FRONT MAG ISSUE 182!

"Zooming through the air and into your grubby hands is the brand new, super-sexy issue of FRONT! Starring on the cover this month is our very own Wonder Woman – Nicole Neal – who talks to us about her own superpowers. And she’s joined in her own Justice League of hotness with Charlotte Moran and Marjun. So what are you waiting for? Oh, you need more reasons?" 

Get your copy of FRONT 182 HERE.

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Wait, not enough Nicole? You want Creep Street to give you a epic Titty Tuesdays post?! Fine...








You're welcome.