THE JOCKIEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR!

So yea, Happy St. Patricks Day! Kind of hesitant about going out for this obnoxious shit so I'll just blog about it for now. Nothing quite speaks American middle class intelligence like this day, with little regard for actually anything Irish, but guess what?! Who cares?! You're young, you're getting wasted, and you get funny pictures taken. And I love white college girls.

Avoid fist fights, and get that Creeper Cam out!





And where would be without a great stereoptypical Leprechaun horror post?!

MY FRIENDS ARE IN THIS BAND...

Called GHOST THROWER!



You should like totally check them out, and like come over for this like, awesome after party and stuff, and hopefully I'll get you wasted and maneuver myself strategically into having you perform a mediocre blowjob.

They're playing TONIGHT at SXSW fuckers!

 

AND SATURDAY!
 



I love you Travis.

DAMN CARLOS!

I love your pics, I love your life. Steady Creepin'!



©Carloz Nunez

HIDDEN TIGER!

Well done.

WELCOME TO HORRORLAND!

Time to twist it up as I haven't done a THROWBACK THURSDAYS retro post in a hot minute. If you know us, then you should know what we like. And if you like us, then you probably have liked the fuck out of R.L. Stine's infamous GOOSEBUMPS mini novels as a kid.



I kid you not I owned most of these fucking books. Think I donated them to the library or some shit. But I'll be honest, I never would have thought it would inspire me to create CREEP STREET 15 years later but like every weird & fucked up thing I'm into these days – it all starts to make sense when you start retracing the steps back to your childhood...

Which was YOUR favorite book?



I miss the shit out of Scholastic Book Club! Fuck your iPad!

WEIRDO WEDNESDAYS!

The internet can be a strange place...often leaving us confused, dirty, ashamed and spectacular! Strange creatures can be found almost anywhere, just look in the mirror!

GHOSTPIZZA PRESENTS: SX INVASION.

THIS THURSDAY BITCHES!



That's right fuckers - it's the most Official Unofficial Party to get your SXSW steez right! That's right we teamed up with San Antonio's infamous Ghostpizza once again for a even sicker party with a even sicker line up this year. I better see some tits!

THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES.

I don't really watch GLEE, but I definitely understand why so many people do. Let's face it, it's funny, it's fresh, has a interracial cast of good looking kids, covers lots of pop songs from the 80's to today, and is super gay boy friendly. Gay dudes love GLEE. Like, they really fucking love that shit!

Okay. Now back to the point of this story.

The ironic part about all of this Heather Morris leaking nudes thing was that I remember seeing that chick on the show last year (not knowing her name) being like damn...that girl is pretty dope, her body is fucking ace! So I decided to write her an email telling her about myself, and what I do & we became pen pals. Long story short, somebody should have told her to check certain boxes when uploading pics via MobileMe on her damn iCloud & now the whole world knows about the pics I have! Nothing is sacred these days!!! ;)

SO LIKE, DUH! Of course I'm going to be a fucking asshole & post these pics for you pervs!
Enjoy dickheads & dicklets!



AND BOOM!



Saw on Conan last night that GLEE's viewership went down 30% this season. Hopefully this will raise the bar a little...see what I did there?!

93 TILL INFINITY!

I think I meant to post this a few months ago...but well I forgot hahaha. Today's Music Mondays goes to none other than the Dynamic Ninjasonik duo! Last time I hung out with Telli & Jah, Telli tried to get me to do a buncha drugs & Jah, well Jah was just sleeping. Fucking miss you fools! Melicious B I see your cameo! Nice flip on a classic. Party up soon always glad to see you Ninja's still slayin' it!

Ninja-fucking-sonik!

SIDE TO SIDE.

Jaycinista gets filthy! Satan is waitin'!!