MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Has it been 6 months? Do people still ready shitty blogs like ours? Don't you like our Instagram & Tumblr better? Do you miss my corny jokes as much as I miss telling them? Do you miss strange videos, old music videos, tits, ass, and rad finds? Damn it, we should probably get back on our shit huh?!

Well, hope all you are having a happy holiday. I really just wanted to stop by and say hello real quick & wish you a Merry Christmas if you like doing white people stuff, Happy Kwanzaa if you like doing African people stuff, Feliz Navidad if you like doinggg... oh nevermind I ran out of stupid jokes. Here's the Interview by the way if you wanted to watch it before it get's taken down (along with this site LOL).



And here's some TNA because we owe it to ya.









PERV! ;)

We're going to update our website & get rid of this blog & integrate it into the site EVENTUALLY - so thanks for fucking around with us until we do. Now go do something fun other than stare at your phone or computer or tablet or whatever the fuck the gov't has got you hooked on these days. We love you long time.

xoxo Boris "The Ladykiller" Changstein, Jr. Esq.

BEEN A GOD DAMN FUCKING WHILE!

Yay at least SOMEONE still reads this blog! Hahaha things have been so crazy that I rarely have time to update this thing anymore. Besides, everyone loves Instagram, Twitter & Tumblr more anyway. Lucky for you we're on all 3!


Photo by Lumpsumzine ©2014

This past season was a murderous one wasn't it? We hope you guys enjoyed it! Talk about a killing the game! ;) So as you know we're getting ready & launching the SS14 Collection next month (hint, hint* Spring Sale coming right up!). For all of you that loved Creepaway Camp™ you're gonna find a lot of fun reprints of your favorites as well as some new goodies in the Creepaway Camp™ II launch! The Murder & Fuckoff buckets will be up, a whole shitload of lighters & new buttons will be up, as well as a spankin' hard restock of panties for all the yummy Creepettes will all be available online! Special collaborations I've kept talking about will finally be unveiling themselves once the weather gets warmer too (doesn't really feel like Spring yet does it?). I don't want to spoil all the surprises so I'll just hit ya with the picture of the week in the meantime. Hope I didn't post this one before. And even if I did fuck it, it's epic as fuck. Perverts. More news to come, as soon as we get the stupid but important stuff out of the way! :)



 Have a great weekend Creepz! Love you rong time.

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TEACH ME HOW TO BREASTFEED!

Okay maybe breast feeding isn't your thing considering most of the readership on this stupid blog is male but that shit was awkwardly funny... Happy Titty Tuesday!





Bet ya didn't know Jessica Davies was a Creepette did ya?!

FRONT MAG ISSUE 182!

"Zooming through the air and into your grubby hands is the brand new, super-sexy issue of FRONT! Starring on the cover this month is our very own Wonder Woman – Nicole Neal – who talks to us about her own superpowers. And she’s joined in her own Justice League of hotness with Charlotte Moran and Marjun. So what are you waiting for? Oh, you need more reasons?" 

Get your copy of FRONT 182 HERE.

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Wait, not enough Nicole? You want Creep Street to give you a epic Titty Tuesdays post?! Fine...








You're welcome.

BONER SQUAD Presents: CREEPCHELLA 2013

My little protege Mikey put together this rad video that pretty much summed up our Coachella 2013 weekend. The weather was rad, including Darude's god fucking sand storm on the last day but in a way Wu-tang & Red Hot Chili Peppers became a even more memorable show hahaha. Maybe he'll send me the unedited version of drugs, sex, and alcohol. Then again, I probably couldn't show you that shit anyway! See if you can spot my corny ass! Weekend 2 goers – do it up baby! Life is short, spread the love and stop being a punk ass bitch!



Happy Humpday! Positive vibes baby! <3 Boris

28.

28 was a interesting year. I mean, you've passed the stupid ass quarter century crisis, you kinda know what you're priorities are, and you're fucking some pretty fine bitches. That being said, you're still a fucking young man, and being a young man you still make mistakes, spend frivolous amounts of money on god knows what, and can't seem to keep a cell phone in tact for more than a year. But that's okay, because that means you're probably partying, and having fun. And having fun is cool, because hot chicks like to have fun. And hot chicks are cool, because they probably like the Weeknd (even though they know like 2 songs). And lucky for all of us, the Weeknd has a awesome video for 28, produced by the same director as Frank Ocean's Pyramids. In other words, topless model bitches moving around slowly while we perv out. Tight. Smoke to this shit, fuck to this shit, and ride 28 like it's the last fucking year to live. Shiiiiit...

the weeknd [28] *nsfw from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.

WHORELEM SHAKE!

Bang Bang!


 

BLURRED LINES.

Thank god they didn't blur anything else. The NSFW version of this video has generated quite some controversy. We know, how can Emily Ratajkowski NOT be married to me?! People need to just enjoy shit. Today's Titty Tuesdays is dedicated to you future wifey!

*REPOST SINCE YOUTUBE BANNED THE FIRST ONE ;)*






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HARD GIRLS, SOFT LIGHT.

Buy a book, meet some rad chicks, and come party.

TWIN PEAKS!

I love bad bitches that's a fucking problem! Classiest sluts ever! These broads crack me up, and are actually pretty rad.

"I like to believe that I'm really down to Earth – I really watch what I eat."

LOL. Can you imagine a Miss Creep Street 2013 Bikini Contest?! GAME OVER.

HOE HOE HOE!

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! Warm wishes, and tingly feelings to you and yours. Get presents, fuck the haters, and celebrate the beauty of Christmas falling on a Creep Street Titty Tuesday!



Peace, love, and humptiness forever!

PRANKS ON PRANKS.

We're down with this because it's really just masking pervertedness with humor & getting hot bitches to promote your cause. See? What a easy formula! Hilarious! Wonder what is in that European diet that produces such perfect tits and ass? Hmmm...

MEANWHILE IN MEXICO...

BOYS, BOYS, BOYS!

Nipslip wins! And yes, I'd eat her butthole.

SPEED RACER!

Tight outfit boo!





via the cuzzins at Creepshots.com - they done took lurking to a new level. The gods are very pleased!