Scooters are wack as fuck. And I'm not just saying that. Unless you're 10 years old get the fuck off that awkward piece of shit. You're a top contender for never getting laid with Mr. Rollerblader in a business suit & helmet.
"Women choose their underwear for a variety of reasons, from how comfy it is to whether or not it lists the days of the week. But a new undergarment company is bringing a new consideration to the purchasing process: How well does your underwear prevent rape?"
No seriously, I fucking love this video. Funny how this is better than 85% of those million dollar music videos out there. Really shows how rare good, fun ideas are these days. This is the cute kids in furry costumes music video to end all cute kids in furry costumes music videos... Enjoy!
"The man survived, but was seriously injured and had to amputate half his left foot."
Death is sneaky, quiet, tricky, charming & gruesome! If you fall from the damn sky, there ain't no fucking angels that are gonna throw you a pillow when you hit the floor! Fuck the part about your life flashing by before you die, especially when you're falling 300 fucking feet from a damn helicopter. The only thing probably going through your head is that moment you realize you're slipping from your gear & panicking saying to yourself: "I'm probably not meant to make this one". That or "Fuck."
I mean, man in the Mission. The funny thing about the 16th Street BART station in SF is that it's pretty fucking shitty already, so there's not much of a surprise here. I mean, not shitty as in oh man it's so gross like them bougie bitches in the Marina would say, as it's actually nice considering it's neighborhood, but shitty as in it's just dirty & has a weird mix of crackheads, Mexicans, hipsters, and a low lives.
That being said, the below video probably explains why a lot of people chose to ignore this guy. I mean, no one would give him a NY minute. Which is fine, but the annoying part is how no one stomped his ass out when he touched the girls, or while he was humping the floor. I wouldn't fuck with him standing up – that muthafucker will ninja flip, roundhouse you in the face and then give you the Bath Salt face off! The Gawker said it best:
Extended footage of the May 10th incident involving a "naked, spitting and pissing dude" on (what appears to be) a drug-fueled rampage inside San Francisco's 16th Street BART stationsurfaced online yesterday, and it's pretty intense — even by naked, spitting and pissing dude rampage standards.
Some of you might remember that story I posted on Twitter about that genius that fake kidnapped his crush and accidently killed her in the process. C'mon Kyle get your shit together, that stuff doesn't even work in the movies! Guess State Farm couldn't bail him out of this one...