ARE YOU DOWN TO HANG OUT?

ZOMBIE ASU!

We all knew when it came to Japanese cinema (actually most of it's culture outside the traditional parts haha) that things generally got weird. REAL WEIRD. I've watched a lot of Japanese film growing up from the obvious classic anime flicks all the way to shit like Tampopo to freaking genre specifics like Battle School Royale. You name it! But here's something to top it all off.



Zombies? Check. Big Tits? Check. Lesbian scene? Check. Tons of Blood & Gore? Check. Schoolgirls & Schoolgirl upskirts? Check. Martial Arts? Check. Butts? Check. Tentacle Rape? Duh. Fecal Material? What?! Huge Farts?! Yep. Anus Monsters? Obviously. Oh and did I forget to mention the part about the about Anus Monster Zombies covered in shit that rape schoolgirls that do karate and spill blood everywhere?! The trailer is so ridiculously funny it will have you shit your pants. Pun intended. Boys & Ghouls, I present to you ZOMBIE ASS: TOILET OF THE DEAD. Be warned. It's Danger. Danger! Danger! DANGER!!!



Obviously this movie had me in both tears of joy & WTF is going on?! at the same time, so if you want something "interesting" to talk to your friends this weekend about, this movie should do this trick. I even posted the full length feature for you perverted Horror fiends who have never heard of this movie!



Enjoy your weekend Creeps! Things are still crazy busy here now that we have to get SS13 going before the current collection even drops! It just never stops does it?! Getting another roll of film developed too! Feels good to get back in the game. The full Murder We Wrote™ launch is on it's way dickheads! Oh and Marisa Tomei is hot.

DROP IT LOW...

WHAT?!

SHITTY CHICKS!

Now most of the the time it's pretty fun to watch girls get shit faced. Especially when they're hot. I mean, all the inhibitions get lost, the inner sluts come out, and innocently enough, the best Creeper Cams get taken! Nothing says Creep Street fucking rules like a hot beezy asking you to put her ass on the Creep Street instagram. WE BOUT DAT LYFE! Buttttt – unfortunately most of the time, girls can't drink for shit, really don't know how to handle they're shit, and well, just end up making everyone have a shitty time. Like UHMERGED! That shot DOES look like cum! We know.






Oh poo!

THAT SIDE OF YOUTUBE, AGAIN.

It seriously started with a music video...and I don't know if I just have fucked up history in Youtube or some shit but somehow I always end up in the questionable growths, surgeries, fails, and fucked up shit in this world side of things...

You've been warned (again)!



Hey at least it's educational right?! Awesome! Weird! Gross. But awesome! WTF!

Now who's ready for lunch?!

THERE"S NO BACKING OUT NOW!

I don't know how I always fucking end up on this side of youtube let alone allowing myself to click on this shit, but...okay I'm sick. You've been warned...



Hope you guys have a great 4th of July! America Fuck Yea!

DAMN ARIZONIANS.

HAhaha this dude's (or trife chick) one liners are fucking awesome.

SHE'S EYE CATCHING!

I seriously could not stop laughing as it got progressively more gross! SQUIRT! I think I'm sick...massive amounts of blood cause me to laugh uncontrollably. Then again, look at the company I run! The clip is actually from a fucked up Japanese movie (of many haha) called NAKED BLOOD. What will they think of next?!



Hurray for nastiness! But I'm better now – at least I haven't posted dead hookers in a while!



SORRY.

THOSE CHINESE EGGS ARE STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!

(Reuters) - It's the end of a school day in the eastern Chinese city of Dongyang, and eager parents collect their children after a hectic day of primary school. But that's just the start of busy times for dozens of egg vendors across the city, deep in coastal Zhejiang province, who ready themselves to cook up a unique springtime snack favored by local residents. Basins and buckets of boys' urine are collected from primary school toilets. It is the key ingredient in "virgin boy eggs", a local tradition of soaking and cooking eggs in the urine of young boys, preferably below the age of 10.

There is no good explanation for why it has to be boys' urine, just that it has been so for centuries.



The scent of these eggs being cooked in pots of urine is unmistakable as people pass the many street vendors in Dongyang who sell it, claiming it has remarkable health properties. "If you eat this, you will not get heat stroke. These eggs cooked in urine are fragrant," said Ge Yaohua, 51, who owns one of the more popular "virgin boy eggs" stalls. "They are good for your health. Our family has them for every meal. In Dongyang, every family likes eating them." It takes nearly an entire day to make these unique eggs, starting off by soaking and then boiling raw eggs in a pot of urine. After that, the shells of the hard-boiled eggs are cracked and they continue to simmer in urine for hours. Vendors have to keep pouring urine into the pot and controlling the fire to keep the eggs from being overheated and overcooked. Ge said he has been making the snack, popular due to its fresh and salty taste, for more than 20 years. Each egg goes for 1.50 yuan ($0.24), a little more than twice the price of the regular eggs he also sells. Many Dongyang residents, young and old, said they believed in the tradition passed on by their ancestors that the eggs decrease body heat, promote better blood circulation and just generally reinvigorate the body.

"By eating these eggs, we will not have any pain in our waists, legs and joints. Also, you will have more energy when you work," said Li Yangzhen, 59, who bought 20 eggs from Ge. The eggs are not bought only at street stalls. Local residents are also known to personally collect boys' urine from nearby schools to cook the delicacy in their homes. The popularity of the treat has led the local government to list the "virgin boy eggs" as an intangible cultural heritage.



But not everyone is a fan. Chinese medical experts gave mixed reviews about the health benefits of the practice, with some warning about sanitary issues surrounding the use of urine to cook the eggs. Some Dongyang residents also said they hated the eggs. "We have this tradition in Dongyang that these eggs are good for our health and that it would help prevent things like getting a cold," said Wang Junxing, 38. "I don't believe in all this, so I do not eat them."

(Editing by Elaine Lies and Paul Casciato)
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/29/us-china-urine-eggs-idUSBRE82S0EE20120329
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Now this is something Made In China I don't think the U.S. will be importing anytime soon...

MEANWHILE IN HUNGARY...

WARNING: SUPER NSFW! That being said, proceed. With caution. Or don't...



PURE ECSTA-NASTY OLD MAN...



And don't forget your VIP PASS!



Is that YOUR boyfriend?! hahahhaha



Can't get the Hunger Games movie name out of my head for some reason...

Looks like one big stripper sex party to me! If you are looking to hang with the creepiest dudes in one place, whilst potentially purchasing a few dildos, I think you've found your new jumpoff. I really don't know what kind of crazy sex expos they got going on in Hungary, but if it's one thing I think you'll definitely need to do should you be so inclined to participate in one – is to bring a lot of hand sanitizer. Next stop? Budapest! WTF was I doing when I went to Budapest a few years ago? Oh yea, looking at famous monuments & learning about it's history. Snore!





Live it up my ladies...live it up!

16 & PREGNANT.

BUGGIN' OUT!

Some chicks will never learn to close their mouths...

I'M ALL EARS.

I moved my head back! The next one actually made me laugh. How the fuck are you guys gonna let shit even grow till that size?! WTF!!

BLUE WAFFLE.

So apparently this has been going around the net, and my sicko friend Rich (always up to no good) somehow convinced me to look into this "phenomena"...which I did.

Asshole!

So what is Blue Waffle? The term “Blue Waffle” is derived from a vagina inflammation – itching, vaginal discharge, foul odor, and in some cases, genital area skin area discoloration. Often to a bluish tone, hence the term “ Blue Waffle.”

Symptoms of Blue Waffle Disorder:
• Vaginal soreness.
• Itchin.
• Discolored vaginal discharge.



If you think you may have a Blue Waffle, please seek professional medical attention immediately. Really for the sake of mankind. Or kill yourself, whichever is more cost effective. Whether this is real or no is not really my concern, it's fucking gross.

STRAWBERRY SHAKE ANYONE?

HOLE IN ONE!

SOMEONE is going to need diapers later in life...

THINGS.

You can thank Street Boners & TV Carnage for putting me onto this one...



While you're at it, go peep their Grossest Things Ever post. Not only did I learn what a anal prolapse was, I also learned to avoid going on their site right before my lunch break. Lesson learned. But yes, I still laughed.

GET GUTTED!

PUMPING YOU UP!

GUESS WHAT?! This is the LAST WEEK of our Epic Clearance Sale so cop this season while there's still a bit left! Ladies all the panties sold out so I better be seeing some Panty Parade™ pics! ♥ Get Pumped!

http://www.madcreepy.com

CHUCKIN UP THE DUECES!

Warning: if you have a light stomach, love babies, or have excessive I-am-a-fucking-pussy disorder (IAAFPD), I suggest you continue no further. I recently stumbled across yet another fucked up internet gem. Sigh...

[Abortion is the termination of a pregnancy by the removal or expulsion of a fetus or embryo from the uterus, resulting in or caused by its death. An abortion can occur spontaneously due to complications during pregnancy or can be induced, in humans and other species. In the context of human pregnancies, an abortion induced to preserve the health of the gravida (pregnant female) is termed a therapeutic abortion, while an abortion induced for any other reason is termed an elective abortion. The term abortion most commonly refers to the induced abortion of a human pregnancy, while spontaneous abortions are usually termed miscarriages.] via wikipedia

The site http://www.granthamcollection.com/abortion_photos.html is CAH-RAy-ZY! It's pretty much medical documentation of real life abortions. And yes, it's FUCKED UP. Like, more than choppped up dead hookers fucked up! I mean I couldn't even help but think that the doctors were humorously placing the its and bits strategically for photography purposes, but well you know. I'm sorry but I did LOL at some of them.

Particularly this one. I mean WHAT A POLITICAL STATEMENT HUH?! Objects were used to show scale only, apparently.



FAMILY PLANNING?! HAHA WOW!



And this baby just wanted to say PEACE OUT!



I can make this post about anti-abortion, but like everything in life I know that shit happens. And these kind of decisions aren't necessarily easy ones to make either. Just make sure you man up about shit you know if shit does happen? But dayam, these nasty pictures have definitely made me think twice about it. But let's be honest, if you're that dumb to not know you're 6 weeks pregnant...I think you might have much bigger problems in life to worry about. Miscarriages are ok though. Just push the bitch down the stairs. KIDDING!!

DISCUSS.