MILK 'EM!

YELLOW BIKINIS ARE COOL.

Got to that weird side of Youboob again...didn't know whether to put this in Titty Tuesday or Ass Wednesday so fuck it you'll probably get another tomorrow.



The music is hilarious. The filming awkward. But Christina is retardedly hot & I now hate my life.

DID YOU SAY STEAK?!

Shout out to grandma for the selfie assist.

SOMETHING 4 EVERYONE.

1-UP!

There's always someone in the crew that just takes it one...finger too damn far! It's really the facial expression that get's me every time with these funny little perverts. The thirst is real! And speaking of thirst, there's gonna be some bad bitches in town this weekend for this party so let's all get our creep on shall we?! Indeed we shall.



See ya'll at the party tonight! There's still time to BUY TICKETS ONLINE, so if you haven't..

PICK 'EM UP, PICK 'EM UP, PICK 'EM UP!

Today's Titty Tuesdays is dedicated to making you laugh. Or giggle. Or snicker if you're a little pussy. Here's what's been lying on my desktop for God know how fucking long...enjoy! So. Fucking. Filthy!





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Stay Thirsty My Friends.

ME & YOUR MOM.

THE HARLEM SHAKE.

Hot damn we are so out of the loop sometimes with what kids are into these days. I've heard of Baaauer (only recently because he played a stupid show here) and his stupid Trapstep songs. I also know the Harlem Shake. And I like Youtube for the most part. This is what happens when you combine all three. It looks like they're all doing the Bernie to be honest. I wanted to post the chicks compilation video but them bitches were just plain awkward.



This one from the Norwegian Army apparently just went viral & takes the cake. Pretty hilarious plus that one random chick throwin bands.



And for the record...



JUST TRAP. Thanks for fucking another thing from the hood up. And for the kids that don't know shit that think Trap is part of the EDM craze better brush up on your research bruh before you end up at the wrong party!



P.S. your parents know about this shit now too so on to the next one ya bishHhHhh!

ECSTASY IN THE 90's...

So much awkwardness going on from Mr. Serial rapist rolling his eyes off to the Super Mario Bros. Popper to the chick getting a creepy back massage. WTF is going on...



"MDMA: the worse you look, the better you feel."



Have a good weekend guys. We'll be busy. REAL busy. But you'll like the reason why next week! ;)

ZOMBIE ASU!

We all knew when it came to Japanese cinema (actually most of it's culture outside the traditional parts haha) that things generally got weird. REAL WEIRD. I've watched a lot of Japanese film growing up from the obvious classic anime flicks all the way to shit like Tampopo to freaking genre specifics like Battle School Royale. You name it! But here's something to top it all off.



Zombies? Check. Big Tits? Check. Lesbian scene? Check. Tons of Blood & Gore? Check. Schoolgirls & Schoolgirl upskirts? Check. Martial Arts? Check. Butts? Check. Tentacle Rape? Duh. Fecal Material? What?! Huge Farts?! Yep. Anus Monsters? Obviously. Oh and did I forget to mention the part about the about Anus Monster Zombies covered in shit that rape schoolgirls that do karate and spill blood everywhere?! The trailer is so ridiculously funny it will have you shit your pants. Pun intended. Boys & Ghouls, I present to you ZOMBIE ASS: TOILET OF THE DEAD. Be warned. It's Danger. Danger! Danger! DANGER!!!



Obviously this movie had me in both tears of joy & WTF is going on?! at the same time, so if you want something "interesting" to talk to your friends this weekend about, this movie should do this trick. I even posted the full length feature for you perverted Horror fiends who have never heard of this movie!



Enjoy your weekend Creeps! Things are still crazy busy here now that we have to get SS13 going before the current collection even drops! It just never stops does it?! Getting another roll of film developed too! Feels good to get back in the game. The full Murder We Wrote™ launch is on it's way dickheads! Oh and Marisa Tomei is hot.

WORST FUCKING INVENTION EVER!

Can't stop laughing!


Thanks Manny!

This next invention is pretty fucking classic too...



Now I can milk my breasts AND enjoy all the other great things in life...AT THE SAME TIME! Like drinking water! This picture is actually giving me a boner.

THE ASOS YELLOW SKATER DRESS.

The ASOS yellow skater dress. Now what makes this dress so special? The color? The fabric? The silhouette? The styling details? Ahh I got it! It's those cute little straps that are totes to die for. It's such a beautiful mix of formal & casual that you can dress it up or down for any occasion. Ugh, fashion versatility. LOVE IT! I'm pretty good at this right?

So pretty much this awesome UK chick ebayed this little number & might have forgot she was wearing no panties. Oh wait, she forgot there was a mirror too. Needless to say, that shit went viral.





Lucky enough she has a sense of humor & relisted the item, this time, also bottomless with a Nike duffle on. It's currently at £100,300.00 with 30 bids. Holy shit hilarious! Hey ASOS! I think you guys should send her a thank you card of some sort. Looks like the dress is about to get "snatched" right up! See what I did there? Amazing – dress, that is.

PIRANHA PUSSY.

That's one way to trap Mario...

YOU GOT HIM FIENIN'!

"C'mon Jojo Get up!!!"

DOUBLE DARED!

You can't do that on television, but you can do it here! Enjoy some random slimy titties for it will brighten up your day! Nothing really says Creep Street like neon green goo & naked bitches right?





 And here's this random blue one if green ain't your thang...



FRISKY BUSINESS!

THREE'S COMPANY.

DADDY ISSUES!

As a man I always like to say I don't want daughters due to the simple inevitable fact that they will all go through a little hoochie phase (it's inevitable) at some point in their lives, and I'll have to discover it on the internet (because I'm a perv) one day. Then I think about how well my sister turned out, and I kinda wish she went through one so she'd actually be cool & introduce me to all her hot slutty friends (she has none). And then I think about myself & how my dad (where ever he is in this fucking world) would be like "WTF happened to you?!".



But then I think about how fucking rad of a dad I'd be cause shit, look at me! And I'm going to beat my kids so they don't turn out like YOU! Hahaha jokes aside, this is really about all the people who are proud to be good dads, good husbands, and good kids to their cranky father's. Show them you love that they beat me to sperminating your mother – because if I was really your father, you'd have a whole new set a problems that not even having a light saber would solve.



Happy Father's Day :)

DON'T SMOKE THEIR BLUNTS.

"This is the worse pile of shit ever. I fucking love it."



Hahahaha this video already gots the internets going! Love it or hate it, this is some TRIPPY shit. L$D (Lesbian Satanic Druglordz lol) is Krey-krey, Tragik, Grimes & Blood Diamonds & they just fucked your day up! But most importantly, support our homie Lady Tragik! One of those most talented & hardworking cats in the industry. We got a rad little project coming out together for ya too! L.A. you were good to me! Hope to catch up with the folks I didn't see on this short trip soon. I also proposed to Miss Crash & Jane Jett stuffed a eggplant up my ass. My butt still hurts.

Stay Creepy bitches!
xo Ladykiller

BLONDS HAVE MORE FUN.

I think I like blonds better than blondes. Niggas do too. And chicks in Honk Kong.

PASS THE POPCORN...

So I have to ask – I mean most of you pervs are booty loving ass dudes, but as we know a nice set of mammaries never did mankind wrong. At all. That being said, you met the perfect chick, best body, best ass, listens to Wu-Tang, watches Seinfeld, loves Tales from the Crypt, cooks, cleans, and even will let you put it in her butthole on your birthday. BUT - her tits look like this!



Okay fine...but how about THIS?!



KEEP or CREEP?! YOU ASSHOLE! You should be thankful a female creature would even succumb to loving you! Bahahha we're all going to hell anyway, but seriously who doesn't like warm weather?



PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST!