TOOT IT & BOOT IT!

CREEP STREET® PROUDLY PRESENTS:
THE CREEPSTAGRAM™ BEST BOOTY CONTEST!

SO YEA. We've been wanting to do this for a real long fucking time. And here it is. We know you ladies love our panties & we know everyone loves a nice ass – so starting today (Happy #asswednesday btw) till Friday 2/31 – hashtag #creepybooty on Instagram with a picture of what your momma gave ya (cake, cake, cake)!

We will then pick 4 finalists for voting on Saturday & announce the winner on Sunday!

Holy fuck Boris, what do I win?! You get our entire underwear collection & a buncha other rad stuffz! Hell, we'll throw in a $25 Starbucks gift card too. (We love you white girls lol). Nothing to lose except a few jealous friends & all to gain (like followers & cool creepy stuff). Fuck, maybe we'll even fly you in for a photoshoot too!



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FRIENDS FOREVER!

Remember that song Friends Forever by Zach Attack? It was horrible. But memorable. Just like these bitches! Just kidding, these girls are perfect. What I wish all my friendships looked like...

Zack Attack - Friends Forever by ray548

Friends Forever, it's a nice idea.

TWERKOGRAPHY.

We've probably watched his video 4 times by now. 1st time was like, great more white chicks trying to twerk & turn it into a damn workout. Take black culture & turn it into a fitness class, great. 2nd time, was like whoa these bitches are Russian, and they're all pretty fucking hot. 3rd, time I was high as fuck...and ummm yea, this video is fucking amazing. 4th, well...here you go.

FORGOT TO POST TITS TODAY.

So here~!

IT'S SHOWTIME!

Posted this everywhere, but fuck it I'm gonna post it again! It's the picture of all pictures for this month. Whoever read the Creeps' mind & shopped this deserves a free tee.



Quite honestly sick of reading about Hannah Montana, but here I am writing about it too. ARGH! It's called PR 101 – she isn't sorry and it's the fucking VMA's not the Presidential Inauguration. She's got every radio, website, blog, tweet, instagram post talking about her which is what we in the Entertainment Industry call pretty fucking genius. She could have dressed like a nun and everyone would have made a fuss about her being sacrilegious or something. Ask more than half of America if they know the Bill of Rights they'd have no damn clue but they'll know exactly what Miley Cyrus tweeted last week. Get the fuck outta here with that shit!  I don't know all the Bill of Rights either but whatever I'm trying to make a cliche rant so let me have it!

If there is anything redeeming about her annoyingly catchy song & "interesting" 2013 VMA performance it's going to be the memes that follow. The Twerks of Art on Buzzfeed admittingly is pretty funny – http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/miley-cyrus-twerks-on-famous-paintings

WORK THOSE ANGLES.

The funny part about banging chicks that aren't your girlfriend is that it's always a guessing game. Sometimes you're into the excitement & exploration, sometimes you just can't wait to kick them out of your crib & never see them again. But 7/10 times you will at least go for part 2, which usually ends up in a visit to her apartment. Now, that being said, you're definitely going to fuck again which is really no surprise, but the real surprise is seeing how homegirl lives. THis is the fun part. Sometimes you're pleasantly surprised by the hipster goth girl that is actually super rich & has tons of high end shit. But most of the time, you're going to get a girl that's pretty hot on the outside, but a fucking damn mess when it comes to her crib. And there's one word to describe it: FILTHY. Not Filthy as in oh shit Creep Street the Filthy Fucking Few awesome super duper radical blah blah blah! But filthy as in damn, girl clean your fucking room! Long story short, last chick I banged I just ended up going to her crib & cleaning her mirror. OCD, sorry.



So yea, clean your fucking mirrors!

BACK DOOR TEEN MOM.

She's a natural. Except her tits. Might be the hottest & dumbest chick on the show. Whatever. She does anal & squirts. Winner Winner Fuck your dinner!



It's a 1 gig plus download or just stream it somewhere. Not worth the purchase but worth a good spank. Creep Street Approved.

AMANDA BYNES DOE.

This week's Titty Tuesday is brought to you by none other than the notoriously awesome Twitter frenzied Amanda Bynes! Hot or not?! You decide! LOL!





Can't really front she's kind of hit or sloppy motherfucking miss. You are a hot mess Amanda, try not to pull a Lohan this year. Or do.

SCUMANDA BYNES FUCKING RULES!

28.

28 was a interesting year. I mean, you've passed the stupid ass quarter century crisis, you kinda know what you're priorities are, and you're fucking some pretty fine bitches. That being said, you're still a fucking young man, and being a young man you still make mistakes, spend frivolous amounts of money on god knows what, and can't seem to keep a cell phone in tact for more than a year. But that's okay, because that means you're probably partying, and having fun. And having fun is cool, because hot chicks like to have fun. And hot chicks are cool, because they probably like the Weeknd (even though they know like 2 songs). And lucky for all of us, the Weeknd has a awesome video for 28, produced by the same director as Frank Ocean's Pyramids. In other words, topless model bitches moving around slowly while we perv out. Tight. Smoke to this shit, fuck to this shit, and ride 28 like it's the last fucking year to live. Shiiiiit...

the weeknd [28] *nsfw from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!

This shit is so badass I had to post it on all our online outlets. Think it would be a good story to tell your kids if they ever act up. "See what happens when you go into the entertainment industry? Now go back and study!"

GAMEBOY SKINNY.

Not bad for a skinny one. And we have matching iphone cases?! Looks like a dick in her butt match made in heaven! Clean your mirrors though. Dirty girl.

SO HOT!

LIKE, SO HOT! Don't think Planet Fitness wants babes going to their gyms anytime soon...



Creeping it classy with double the side-boob babe action today.



Psych!



Break yo'self fool!

PIPE THE FUCK DOWN!

It's always nice to know when funny (and hot) chicks such as our favorite Jenna Marbles appreciate what the Creeps have to offer! Now pipe the fuck down!

TWIN PEAKS!

I love bad bitches that's a fucking problem! Classiest sluts ever! These broads crack me up, and are actually pretty rad.

"I like to believe that I'm really down to Earth – I really watch what I eat."

LOL. Can you imagine a Miss Creep Street 2013 Bikini Contest?! GAME OVER.

WHITE GIRLS POLITIC-IN'

Yes we are slacking! Hahahaha sorry but if you only knew what nightmares were going on at the moment! We're almost there guys! We just want the shop to be PERFECT for you fuckers! Love you all <3

SEXY BITCH(ES).

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You know, sometimes I forget that the hate I have for cheesy dance music, Eurotrash, & stupid hot girls is due to the fact that I'm actually really, really, REALLY hiding the jealousy of cheesy, Eurotrash guys that fuck these stupid hot girls. And with that being said, today's song will be one that will make all you dumb hot bitches dance. I have no guilt in posting my fav song to get retarded to back in like 2010 was it? Sheeit. I need to stop smoking weed, it's fucking up the songs getting stuck in my mind every weekend. Damn David Guetta...



And what do you know, there's even a extended version of it!



I won't lie, I really like the video. One day when I become filthy rich, I too shall make a video like this for you. Except you know - everyone will be naked. Duh.

I LIKE THE PART WHERE SHE SAID NO.

They ain;t drinking age yet and I already like them. College is going to be a breeze.

SLAM!

DRINK UP!