PARTY CLOUDY REDUX.

Here's some crazy ski shit. Beautifully shot.

Partly Cloudy Redux from Level 1 on Vimeo.

FUCKING GNARLE BUCKETS...

Crazy shit.

SPIDERMAN PLAYS BASKETBALL.

WHAT A LOW LIFE!

Don't ask how this video was stumbled upon just know it exists.

PENALTY!

SIR LANCENOT: THE DOWNWARD CYCLE.

Out of topic for the creeps but just thought I'd share something smart I read on the NYT article on Lance Armstrong's fall from grace. We all wanted to believe in his legendary success story to the top, and we did. And now we all want to tear him down for it, because that's how our culture operates. There's proof he cheated, though it can be argued as well. WHAT THE FUCK is going on here?! Either way, it's a business as the Sports World is actually no different than Hollywood. Use 'em & dump 'em. And they wonder why every celebrity is secretly depressed. This whole ordeal makes Phelps smoking weed look like damn Jesus! Don't drink the Kool-aid kids!

Commenter Jan (USA) had a interesting statement:

I have a hard time jumping in to tear him down---he did what his sport demanded. . . same as McGuire, Bonds, etc. I'm surprised there are so many naive grown-ups here who are shocked and outraged. Haven't we had this story line since the the beginning of sport? Anyone who really follows cycling has assumed all along that he and most other riders were doping (thus the collective shrug from the cycling fans).

I wonder if all of those who are demanding something from Lance and demanding honesty would demand this of themselves. . .do you demand this of your political leaders (look at the amount of lies going on right now in the presidential campaign by both sides), do you demand this of your own boss, CEO/WallStreet types, and even our own kids (Cheating in school or taking stimulants like Ritalin are now necessary for kids to have a performance edge). . . . Americans are very good at thumping their chest and demanding honesty from people like Lance or Barry Bonds, but perfectly willing to look the other way when real people in their lives cheat in big and small ways.

Let's keep this in perspective. . . if you bought the charade you only have yourself to blame. Professional athletes are not heros or role models--they are paid performers.

I don't agree or disagree with Jan. When this whole shit becomes old news, I want to stress in your parent's voice: "this could all have been avoided if you did it right in the first place." Hahaha! Listen, this isn't really about whether he doped or not, or whether it was a industry practice. It's about what makes ANY sport, or ANY activity in general, honorable, especially to those who don't "cheat". It's about humble beginnings...fighting to the top at the 11th hour, and winning. That's the American Dream. There is nothing worse in life than being called a fraud. Some people are actually okay with being one ironically, but that's another story in itself. This kind of shit is just plain sad.



COME CORRECT SON! We also are selling you a dream in many aspects. One filled with skating, gore, fun, stupidity, and hot bitches! But who am I to tell you what is & isn't real...that's for you to judge. We aim to let you be motivated, to be excited, to know what our world has awaiting for you. I guess you can say Lance succeeded in that aspect as well. With the internet taking over everybody's lives & identities & "personas" these days it's hard to tell what or who's real. Sometimes, sadly some of us actually start to believe in what we create. Yes I'm talking about you Twitter/Insta posers! Ya'll ain't fooling the real G's! Long gone are the days we had to exorcise our demons to become better people who can function & socialize in society on a given day. Why bother when you can just sit behind your computer screen and pretend, right? I digress. Strange says continue to lie ahead. Do as you will, but just don't cry when your shit get's flipped. Because it will. Except unlike Lance Armstrong, some of you won't have a hundred million to chill on. I wish Mr. Armstrong & his family well. We'll never know what really happened, because we weren't there. Just know that everyhing happens for a reason. Stay real, stay creepy, stay awesome.  Amen bitches.

Love,
Boris the Ladykiller Changstein, Jr Esq.

SEAMS RIGHT.

OLYMPIC GOLD!

Is it bad that I no longer watch the Olympics? I mean, seriously I must be missing out on so much well trained lady butts & boobs! All I know is that China & the U.S. are fucking shit up! We all know who already won regardless of the final standings...

THIS GUY RULES!

I'd be doing the same thing. And then some!


via Karmichael Hunt

Dayam girl! Here's the real video lmao...funny ass music dub!

HIDDEN TIGER!

Well done.

SHIT NATIVE NEW YORKERS SAY.

Now this is a little more like it. I really need to stop telling people what New York used to be hahahhaa!



Fuck that other shit new yorkers say video - they shoulda called it "shit people who moved to new york for 5 years and think they know the city say." ;)



And speaking of NY - Giants take the fucking championship! Do I really give a fuck about football? NO. Do I love shit talking to all the homies back in Boston? ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY. Great commericals as usual (Godaddy for obvious reasons, Flava Flav in that Pepsi hit made me LOL, and Budweiser speniding a ga-zillion bucks, but I think that all the car commercials took the cake! Super funny & well thought out. Swag Bueller!!).



As for Madonna's performance...all I'll say is that she had to pay the NFL not to ask Lady Gaga to perform hahahaha! She looked pretty good for 50+...but real talk, some celebrities need to stop trying to re-live their past and know that they were great and let things be. Just Saying! HOWEVER – her whole [She-Ra cheerleading meets 300 let's get Nicki & M.I.A, Cee-lo & LMFAO to help my career] performance was a relief from last years Black Eyed Peas performance though. Is lip-syncing and bad dancing during like a normal thing for big shows these days? SMH...ok no more hate, props to the original homegirl that rocked our 80's lives straight into Erotica.



Remember when they used to put movie clips into music videos for soundtracks?!

Love,
Ladykiller Changstein, Jr. Esq.

STADIUMS OF FUN!

With only a few days left till Superbowl XLVI (Go NY haha!), it's only right I post about the most important part of the game – the food. DUH! Americans take a lot pride in things they believe in. Though at many times disasterous, in certain cases, something is created that is truly beauty beyond measure.







Yes.

BITCHES BE SCHEMIN'!

As it may have come to no surprise Kobe's 10 year marriage has come to an end. 10 years?! Bitch was making plans! Albeit Kobe is no model husband, he is a exceptional basketball player with a douchebag level of 8.5. But now he must now surrender half his earnings to his little Hispanic mama. I know he'll make it back no problem, get a hotter wife, and find a Asian grandmother to care for his brown babies - BUT FUCK, my heart aches for the dude!

As homie Ray Sketchevers put it: "read that he has to give her whatever she wanted so she wouldn't talk about all the other rapes...she got 3 houses and $75 million for popping out 2 kids and being a "wife"." Don't ever say them Black men are fucking over some of you sistas!


I just can't stop fucking other bitches! Fuck My Life!

God bless America. I Can't wait to get married!

DUBSTEP SURFING.

Ummm...Tron goes surfing on a real low budget, but the only reason I'm posting this is for the cool underwater clip at 0:56 haha. What a annoying track to do a 3 minute video to.



Now this shit right here, this shit right here! Is fucking sick.

WHAT EVERYONE IN SF WAS TALKING ABOUT YESTERDAY.

Well, my electricity was fine. It's these damn earthquakes that are freaking me out...



Now this is football!

THE COMMENTS ARE EVEN BETTER!

via Molacoasta

"it's funny because it enforces a stereotype"

That is one fucked up course...designed to watch people eat shit. Fucking amazing!