HARD GIRLS, SOFT LIGHT.

Buy a book, meet some rad chicks, and come party.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR AGAIN?

Oh yes, the excellent grappling and holding positions. Of course! I don't know but SOMEHOW watching movie trailers led to videos of chicks wrestling. WTF is wrong with you youtube?!



PERVERT!



But seriously how do you not get a boner wrestling a hot chick? Then again, when she's squeezing your intestines I can imagine that's not fun either. I'll stick to being the fat guy on the chair jerking off mentally. Oh yea, the nip slips are awesome too.






Man I need to get laid.

BRICK CITY BEAUTY!

BRRRRR! Today I introduce you to another filthy femme fatal of the Creep Street family. So where should I start?! Hailing Dirty Jersey as her home, Ms. Vandal likes zombies, graffiti, manicures, horror & fashion. SOLD! Expect a rad post time to time from hers truly as it will definitely be a treat, just don't get tricked!




They call me: Ms. Vandal; Cunty McCunt Cunt if you're nasty!
I get money by: selling vampire blood. that shit makes you feel like Chuck Norris! -__- lol
I rock: papers. scissors. shoot!
I eat: Chinese people. I mean, Chinese FOOD...BRAINS!
I can: not take life too seriously.
I will: never, ever grow up!
I love: anything heavily gore filled and horror related. you know, usually the ones that consist of a mass-psycho murderer killing white girls with big ta`tas.
I hate: the ordinary.
I take: dreams and turn them into nightmares. spawn of Freddy Krueger - never sleep again, bitches!
Creep Street is: the soul mate of my closet.

official website: www.msvandal.com
official twitter: @MsVandal

FLEXIBLE FRIDAYS.

Since I had a nightmare in the airport where I was late to check in by 20 min., put on standby for a flight 3 hours later that was overbooked only to confirm that currently, I must be at the airport in 3 hours for a 5am flight, I might as well finish this perverted week off on a crazy note! Thats 7 hours in the fucking airport!! Apparently my patience has grown exponentially as of today, and so has the flexibility of my not so flexible schedule. Which leads to today's post.

Gymnast chicks have always weirded me out. Here's why:






 





 




via Totalprosports

I know some of you fellas are totally into this shit... I get it, she can do this and how how hot is that...but I don't know! Oh yea now I remember! It's the fact that they can put they're fucking feet in front of their faces and be just chillin' there and smiling like it's all jello (like they're spines). Yes, they would be awesome in bed? Porbably! But this is what you have to think about every damn time!

HOT CHICKS ON BIKES...

FIRST! Let's start this week off right! If you were all wondering why there was rarely any blogging (except Dick's Titty Tuesdays post LOL) - It's cause I've been in Cøpenhagen! All your pending packages go out this week, and I wanted to apologize again if I may not have gotten back to your messages in a timely manner. Wait a minute - FUCK THAT - I was killin it & you should learn to be patient! Haha, so let's get your blood moving this morning with some old school jams!



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SECOND! The post title pretty much sums up my trip to Cøpenhagen: HOT CHICKS ON BIKES. I felt like I was 15 and never seen a girl in my life! And the baffling part is that no dudes even lurk on these babes. WTF?! Have they have developed hot babe immunity or something?! That or they have a evolved some secret creeper eye that is slick as shit! Damn.



Anyway, what can I say about this city? It's true, it's grossly overpopulated by perfect women, everyone rides bikes, nobody really works, and yes you can buy crazy drugs in the legendary hippie town of Fristaden Christiania. Oh yea, and our friends build rockets and submarines and stuff. Enjoy!



















If you tattoo fucker's don't know who Uncle Allan is, you best google that shit right now. Hands down one of the raddest dudes ever! Special thanks to Uncle Allan & Amalie & the rest at Conspiracy Inc. for helping make Cøpenhgen an even more awesome city to hang out in!








































Well, I guess this is the part where I give all you young creeps some rare wholesome advice. Save some money, skip a few nights of alcohol & stuff and add it to your travel fund - cuz what's better than Creeper Cammin' locally??? CREEPER CAMMIN' INTERNATIONALLY!! Also EVERYTHING is expensive as fuck! Needless to say - the air you breathe, the people you meet (ahem* ladies), and the things you'll see will make you a much radder person to be around!

Besides, it's always fun to see how dumb everyone thinks Americans really are. Which is true, because all I said pretty much that whole trip was: English? and Awesome!



Stay Creepin!!