BOOBS ARE COOL.

BOMBS....



ROCKETS...



COOKIES!

NOTHING LIKE THE 5 BOROUGHS!

5BoroNYC does it again, collabing with easily one of the best tattoo shops in NYC. This series makes me miss home, and even more painfully depletes my bank account.

HARD GIRLS, SOFT LIGHT.

Buy a book, meet some rad chicks, and come party.

WELCOME 2 HELL!

And just when we thought we couldn't get any more radder gifts this year, the homie Clamore Wolfmeyer goes & paints us the most epic flash sheet ever! True talent lasts forever! Keep your eyes peeled for something creepily spectacular in the works...Welcome to Hell Bitches! ♥



Happy Friday! Shooting our lovely Sarah Ann Miller this week, as well as launching the official Lookbook & BTS video. There will be tons of pizza eaten too, and even more weed being smoked. Get Bent!

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!

This shit is so badass I had to post it on all our online outlets. Think it would be a good story to tell your kids if they ever act up. "See what happens when you go into the entertainment industry? Now go back and study!"

DROPPING BEATS!

MOTHER BROTHER TEES ARE HERE! Super limited production so hit the LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS now! Mother Brother is a underground music duo droppin' heavy beats straight from Brooklyn! Made up of 808BC Ethan Stickley & world famous tattooist Daniel Albrigo this is history in the making!  



Free Mother Brother stickers wth every purchase. Don't forget to use code: SPOOKY15 for an additional 15% OFF your entire order! Free Shipping on all U.S. orders $100, Spend $150 and get some rad goodies! Code expires SUNDAY 10/21/2012 so GET BENT! Happy Friday bitches!

PIRANHA PUSSY.

That's one way to trap Mario...

THE SAME MISTAKES.

Rare picture you'll see of me posted on here but my hot babe of a friend Sahar said Hey Boris, since you think you're so fucking cool here's this stupid picture I took so you can post it on your stupid blog! Okay maybe she didn't mention the blog part but this pic means summer is in the air, & things are about to get weirder! Now if I can only book this flight to LA already!

I also heard this song on the HBO show GIRLS (don't judge me it was just on), and it was well, fucking dope! Here's something for those chillout nights this weekend.



The Echo Friendly is the next great thing to hit Hipsters nationwide so watch them blow up! Now fuck off & go get that pasty ass ashy skin of yours some well deserved sun. Oh yea, and before I forget this is the LAST WEEKEND for FREE SHIPPING! Ends this Sunday at Midnight EST. I do not want to receive any emails about you no longer being able to buy shit. And if you are still going to insist on wining, at least be proper about it & attach pics of your tits. GEEZ!



xoxo Boris Ladykiller Changstein, Jr. Esq.

MEGAN LOVES CREEPS!

Today we give a spotlight to a Southern Cali sweetheart very dear to the creeps. Megan Renee rocks a Pin-Up steez to a different degree. Although laced with tats on tats on tats, she still manages to still keep her edge yet gently grace your magazine covers & computer screens. Megan has been on everything from the covers of Skin Art to Tattoo Magazine and much, much more! Welcome to Boner City!



1. They call me Megan Renee
2. I get money by Modeling and selling prints
3. I rock everything.
4. I eat a lot of corn nuts and chocolate milk
5. I can bend over backwards ;)
6. I will one day rule this fucking world.
7. I love my dogs and my weed.
8. I hate snobby bitches and lairs.
9. I take candy from small children.
10. Creep Street is the shiat <3



Now I don't really know much about Megan except that she's a rad ass chick, smokes rad ass weed, has a rad ass dog, a rad ass kid and a rad ass butt. Did she know I was a sucker for heels & pinups or what?! I swear some of you women were put on this earth just to fuck with me!

So when Megan wanted to get down with the Creeps, I obviously said fuck yea, she went and took some pics, and here's a piece of the action! Enjoy.




We get down with Megan Renee any day. Did I mention she has an amazing butt?



This chick kicks ass. Thanks for being so patient for your Creepette post, don't think for a second you aren't on our minds! ;) You can creep Megan on her Twitter & Facebook & Tumblr & your wet dreams.

NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR ASHLEY!

Tattoo Tuesdays for Street Carnage YAY!

Any fan of traditional Americana style tattooing should have heard of a lovely young lady by the name of Ashley Love. Hmm...she's originally from North Carolina...lives in Brooklyn...gives cool tats...ummm...has a cute little dog? Oh you don't? Well, luckily enough Creep Street is here to introduce you! I actually met Ashley randomly with a group of friends at a bar in Greenpoint a few months back. My homie Brandon was blasting Slayer on vinyl, a couple of drinks were sank, and the night was on!


^That's Brandon. LOL.

And then suddenly some ladies sat behind us. Lurker status on, I quickly turned around. Some kind of voodoo magic just drew me in her direction. Was it the blonde locks? Those tattooed hands? Those vintage glasses? Her attempt to ignore me the entire evening?



I had purchased some prints off her Etsy few weeks before without putting a face to the name. I asked what her name was, and before she could say even mutter her last name I softly interrupted her by saying...Love?

Creepy right?! Surprising. I know.



Long story short, our non-existent romance was short lived as I left for Boston and she pursued her endeavours elsewhere with better suited men. Days turned to weeks. I would eventually reclaim her heart by simply coming up with some lame excuse to get tattooed in an attempt to be graced by her presence once more. Wait, that was a lie, I saw her randomly again at Enids a few months after our initial encounter, I panicked, ran away, and that was that.

So even longer story short, she zapped me up 2 weeks ago, got me pretty much naked during our first date, and then proceeded to bandage and nurse me in areas where the sun barely shed light. Talk about a True Romance! With a name like Ashley Love would you expect any less?!

So what is the point of all this horrible story telling? To showcase her work - duh! Hope you guys like her work as much as I do! :) Get some tatz biznatch!









And if you haven't seen this little snippet yet either (Ashley get's a little shout out)...



Ashley currently works out of THICKER THAN WATER TATTOO NYC
You can peep her site at: http://www.ohashleylove.com
And lurk her TUMBLR of course at: http://ohashleylove.tumblr.com

Tell her Boris the Mad Creeper sent ya! I'm getting pretty good at this "how-we-met" story telling thing aren't I? God I need a life...

STILL HATED.

My mom & dad made new wallets!



"To all the homies, that have hit me up lately about getting a wallet or few done. I'm asking for you to pay first or you are gonna have to wait 'til next year, due to us having to enforce the "first come/first served" rule this holiday. I hate doing this, but traffic is too heavy this year. Not that I'm complaining.



Also, there are still a few on Karmaloop and they'll have twice as much next week. 
http://www.karmaloop.com/Browse.htm#VendorId=895&Pgroup=1

Annnnnnd we have denim Eat Dust collab wallets available, along with a few plain colored ones. 
Hit a nugga up!!" -Chris

TATTOO TUESDAYS?

Tattoos or tits for Tuesdays? Maybe both?!

Hahaha today I wanted to spotlight a rad dude I met last year by the name of Uncle Allan. Any of you that are familiar with the respected tattoo community need no explanation of who this individual is. Anywayz I geeked out on his instagram & just wanted to share some of the rad ass flash work he did a few weeks ago for the London Tattoo Convention.  SICK.






Man I want one of these bad boys...



I'll eventually do a proper interview with Mr. Allan but for now this post is really me just sweating his shit, telling him I miss Copenhagen & hanging with his wife Amelie & their little doggie devil Lucifer! It's rare to meet super talented & rad people that do what they do. I should probably get him to do a few shirts for us too no?! Merciful Fate?! Best wishes to one of my favorite couples I shall see ya'll soon! My right arm is itching for some ink...

Good tattoos ain't cheap, and cheap tattoos ain't good.

SMALL WORLD.

Haha my boy Evan finally got his appointment with Liam Sparkes in London, while legendary radass Thomas Hooper posted this shot. Pretty Epic!

BEACHES & BOOBS & BEER...

Something we can all use more of...


via Fadedstreets

THE GYPSY GENTLEMEN...

I remember the first time I got zapped...I think it was 3 or 4 years ago? It was at Regeneration Tattoo in Allston, MA. Massachusetts actually has a interesting tattoo history but I won't get into that right now. Anyways, I was going to go to another shop (too embarrassed to mention), but my dad (Hated of the World) Chris wouldn't let me. He wanted to make sure I went to a "good shop" with "good tattooists" before I made any brash decisions on who was going to do my work. I said to myself, there are tons of "good" artists anybody can do what I wanted – and I wasn't quite sure what he was really getting at...

At that time, I had done a fair amount of research & knew exactly what I wanted... Fuck I've been holding out getting tatted for 10 years by that point and I was so anxious on finally deciding! Even still at 100%, I hadn't yet fully grasped why he was so gung-ho about "good" traditional style tattooing and "good" traditional style shops. But I learned. Real quick. And I'm glad.

I will now get boring with you guys for a minute and talk about my perspective on Tattoos for a bit. I know I'm a shitty writer so bear with me. Tits will come later to make up for it, promise! :D

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Anybody who tattoos or has a bunch of them knows what it's about. I know tattooing has become a bit mainstream these past few years (everyone wants tats, Miami/LA/NY Ink is the rage, etc.), but for the most part the good stuff is still relatively in tact. Yes, sometimes a tattoo is just 2 hours of a painful needle, and walking away with some rad looking shit so you can show your indie or hardcore/edge friends in Brooklyn how cool you are. Tattoo culture in the broadest sense, is what it is. It's everything. No more, no less. Sometimes it's a Spring Break accident, sometimes it's some Suicide Girls shit, sometimes it's some Jersey Shore tribalmania shit, sometimes it's a tribesman in his transition into manhood type shit, and sometimes it's about remembering something or someone. We can go on forever, but for a professional tattooer – it's a job, a responsibility, and a passion.

As you journey through the various stages of tattooing you also grasp how it mirrors the various stages of your life. And it's then you begin to absorb the culture & community you've chosen to become part of. Not only has having ink changed my life in the visual sense, but it really opened up the doors of a underground & often misunderstood art form and group of people; a subculture & community of talented artists who in a way chose the path less taken. Sure, I was psyched to get work done by some extremely well known individuals, but what I really prided myself in was the opportunity to get to know them and their stories, one session at a time...which brings me to today's post!

Marcus Kuhn recently started a online video magazine entitled: The Gypsy Gentleman. The 1st Episode was filmed in NYC with Thomas Hooper and Virginia Elwood (2 top peeps in the game in my book) to share some insight on tattooing & their lives.

Still wake? Good!



You have to do what feels right. Be real comfortable in your own skin (pun intended). That's maturity. Tattoos aren't for everybody, nor should they be. It's an important life choice, and as with any choice in life, just use your fucking brain! At the end of the day to each his own as I'm never one to judge. But what I do hope is that this gives a lot of the younger boys & ghouls the encouragement to understand that there's a whole world of radness beyond the tattoo shops on Hollywood Blvd. I hope you educate yourselves on a life changing decision. Rather than focus negative energies on stuff such as "Tattoo School" on TLC, I'm hoping that this series will help shed light to more positive aspects of the culture. So if you have some time to kill, grab a cup of coffee, take a break and watch this thing. Looking forward to the next installment!

So now I'll finally finish this shit up! Big hugs go out to Brad Stevens, Uncle Allan, Amelia & Lucifer, Jim Sylvia, Steve Byrne, & Thomas Hooper, Fun City, Daredevil, NY Adorned, and Smith Street for continuing to do tattooing right whilst breathing new life into it.

Good tattoos ain't cheap & cheap tattoos ain't good.

BLESSED.

A bit shopped but whatever.

LADIES IN THE FRONT.

Damn right our Creep Street girls run that shit!





Apnea, Gogo Blackwater, Alysha Nett, & Hattie Watson make it that much easier to accomplish hard tasks! Creep Street Skeet & Destroy™!!

EAT ME!

Kinda makes me wanna...

FLOWER MILK.

Umm...not so much a bad tattoo...but uhhh yea. That's going to be one wilting flower in 20 years...Mom?!

QUIT MONKEYING AROUND!!

uhhhh...I guess it's okay if your best friend has it...