When was Coachella, like April? See that's how backed up shit here is! Shot these bad boys in film cuz I'm hipster cool like that. Meant to post these a while ago but here they are, have a trip down memory lane! Shout out to all the lovely ladies that got creeped on, it's all for the sake of art! Sorry Not Sorry! Never Not Lurkin' Creepchella™ 2014 here we go! Here's some cool butts. See the full lot on our FACEBOOK!
Holy crap what a fucking weekend. Apologies for the lack of updates due to a stolen phone (blessing in disguise) & partying my brains out! I'll keep this post short as I'm sure you're pretty much sick of everyone talking about how much they hated or loved Coachella. We'll put it this way - if you suck, everywhere you go will suck. If you rule, well shit, you have a fucking headache like me right now...
This stupid song has been stuck in my head all weekend long so here's this week's Music Mondays Video! 3 rolls of film luckily still got taken so pictures to come! Tons of Creeper Camming & debauchery you won't want to miss! Hope you all had a great weekend now back to the motherfucking grind!
This article is hilarious. 3 years ago I came up with the Creep Street Guide to Creep Camming: the Dos, Don'ts, & shit maybe! Guess we should publish it finally huh? We out here baby! Can't stop the Creeps!
Shouts to the creepy cuzzins at Creep Shots! Stay lurkin.
Is it cooling down in New York City yet? Looks like Summer is still lingering in there just a teeny bit longer! And our homies back home know just how to take advantage of that best. Which is awesome cuz you can still cop yourelf a buncha rad tanks! See you fucks in a few weeks!
Here's to another week of creeping! Lurking while you bitches are working! Meanwhile, I hope you fucks are taking advantage of our 15% OFF SALE! Use code GIMMEHEAD at checkout! Ends tonight! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
OH AND ONE MORE THING! For all you geeks in NY who like partying and babes, go celebrate our lovely Alysha Nett's birthday at Studio 21 this Saturday! Tell em Boris the Ladykiller sent ya!
We will be closing the shop this Sunday as we prepare for some FRISKY BUSINESS! The super late Spring Summer drop is finally among us. I will be dropping teasers on Instagram & Facebook when I get back from the East Coast in July so stay posted! In the meantime, get your orders in while you still can!
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Though it's of no surprise being in the business this long – we always run into calendar & production issues but we will make sure it is all worth the wait! A SHIT LOAD of surprises for you this summer including a special night of celebration in late July (won't reveal it yet). I think our Los Angeles lurkers will be pleased! And again, thanks for Partying All Night & Creeping All Day. Ya'll make every single fucking shirt worth making. Now show me your tits!
CREEPER CAM! Props to the creep who took the picture of the picture. Anyway, Happy Friday fuckfaces. It's the weekend, time for a lot of Creeper Cam action! Forever Filthy!
Well it's time for the last Fucking Epic Sale of the Season! HELL YEA FUCKING RIGHT!
(Boris, you like Drake & Weezy?! Hell yea, hell yea, hell yea, fucking right I do!)
Man, you guys & gals & killed it for the Party All Night, Creep All Day season, hope you all were psyched! :) Apologies as we were seriously overwhelmed with love these past few weeks so there might be a slight lag in order arrivals but be patient – they shall arrive! And don't forget about the FARTIST PROJECT either! MENS & WOMENS Meeky & Ozzy tees are still available! The smaller and larger size got snatched up quick! Fuckit I put those joints on sale too (John don't kill me hahaha). Think I might as well add them to the main shop later to make your lives easier...
I'm kind of in a good mood right now, this weekend was kind of refreshing. Weird nonetheless, but refreshing haha! My best homie back in NY got jumped but woke up in the hospital with a fucking smile cuz he's a fucking gangsta, and we all have to congratulate co-founder Chip with his new job with the ENJOI Skate fam! Damn life is so fucking crazy but you know what, all's well that ends well. Must be that taste of Summer all in and around my mouth! Happy Monday too – Lurking While Ya' Working!! Actually I think she's Creeper Camming...
All Tees are already $15.00, Fleece is $20.00 & all them other rad goodies marked down the lowest they've ever been, and that's fucking it! BUTT – just to sweeten this deal up even more we're giving you FREE SHIPPING! That's right you cheapass order as much shit as you want & shipping is still on us! Well, if you live in America that is. Sorry to our favorite UK & Aussie creeps! And since we're pretty much outta koozies, I'll throw in a FREE PARTY PACK with every order over $50.00!
Still not enough?!
Every order get's whatever stickers we got left, FREE SLAP BRACELET & BUTTON! Hell yea, hell yea, hell yea, hell yea, fucking right, fucking right (Weezy Voice) all right that's awesome! Seriously making room for late SPRING'/SUMMER madness to finally unveil itself! Sorry for the wait it's always better when you're fiening anyway!
Because 2012 is the year of Juicy J. Just Sayin'...
And because light skinned shorty in the video needs to be my wife. Just sayin'!
Got a few overdue photos to share too (REALLY behind on them) so here's some pics from Art Basel Miami I forgot to share back in December 2011! Editing is a bitch, especially when half your pics are of tits hahaha ;) I will post best of January 2012 later this week, then February, and then finally March! :) Time fucking flies when you get only 3 hours of sleep every night...
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I've lurked some other peeps that covered the weekend as well. Most notedbly Rony & Mr. Last Nights Party himself. Kinda trippy looking back thinking you're standing right next to the person you have no idea is & blogging the same shit. Bumping into the Arab Parrot was some funny shit too. The world is actually one big refection of the internet these days. Ugh makes me sick! LOL. Reminds of the time I shook hands with a serial killer, but I'll save that story for another time.
Someone get me a zip & a double cup por favor...MURDER MONDAYS!!