MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Has it been 6 months? Do people still ready shitty blogs like ours? Don't you like our Instagram & Tumblr better? Do you miss my corny jokes as much as I miss telling them? Do you miss strange videos, old music videos, tits, ass, and rad finds? Damn it, we should probably get back on our shit huh?!

Well, hope all you are having a happy holiday. I really just wanted to stop by and say hello real quick & wish you a Merry Christmas if you like doing white people stuff, Happy Kwanzaa if you like doing African people stuff, Feliz Navidad if you like doinggg... oh nevermind I ran out of stupid jokes. Here's the Interview by the way if you wanted to watch it before it get's taken down (along with this site LOL).



And here's some TNA because we owe it to ya.









PERV! ;)

We're going to update our website & get rid of this blog & integrate it into the site EVENTUALLY - so thanks for fucking around with us until we do. Now go do something fun other than stare at your phone or computer or tablet or whatever the fuck the gov't has got you hooked on these days. We love you long time.

xoxo Boris "The Ladykiller" Changstein, Jr. Esq.

CHRISTMAS MIRACLES.

Hope you first world fuckers are all having a good holiday. Some of you are back at work, most of you are playing with your presents you won't touch after a month. We're usually a bunch of grinches during holidays but here's 2 things that lifted the spirits a little.

First: Santa get's shot with a pellet in DC. We made a funny Vine.


And this one just made us cry like little girls because we secretly just want to be loved.

HAPPY HORRORDAYS!

HAPPY HORRORDAYS FROM CREEP STREET!

I won't get too elaborate on a holiday message (we'll save it for NYE), but enjoy your time off. Hope it's as crazy as you are. We love you. Eat well, sleep well, and treat your friends & family well. Boom.

ESCAPE TO NEW YORK!

Back home for the Holidays tonight. It's been one of the craziest years for us. Glad to spend some time with the folks & zone out for a bit. We're still working afterhours to get the new drop to you, but some things we can't speed up no matter how many phone calls we make & how many people we yell at haha (sorry guys). Not so different than a relatonship, huh? But have no fear, the wait will be worth it plus we're gonna do a few more surprise releases post launch in mid January! Whoop whoop! NYC see you tonight!

CREEP STREET GIFT CARDS!

Don't let our slight launch setback stop you from giving your loved one exactly what they want for the Holidays. These babies are good anytime & our scientists guarantee these great Gift Cards will increase the length of your relationship!

Creep Street® Gift Cards? What?! You mean I can just like, let them get whatever they want without trying to figure it out & like, their sizes & shit and still like, get laid because they'll be like oh my god I got all this rad shit I wanted thank you so much?!

YEP!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

From our family to yours. Eat well, nap well, laugh well. And then get outta the house as soon as you can before your parents remind me you why you moved out in the first place!

CREEP STREET GIFT CARDS!

As the holidays creep closer we know it can be a bit difficult to choose the perfect gift, which is why we now have Creep Street Gift cards! Have a special Creepy friend but don't know if they're more into Zombies, Vampires or Bewbs?! Give them the gift of choice with a CREEP STREET Gift Card! Gift cards are delivered by email & will contain instructions to redeem them at checkout. Our gift cards have no additional processing fees. Spread the love of lurk! If only everything in life was this sleazy, er, we mean easy!

AVAILABLE HOLIDAY 2013 as a exclusive add on to the MURDER WE WROTE™ II Collection!

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG POPPA!

Happy Father's Day to all our deadbeat daddies & shout out to all you kids that put up with them! Just kidding! Call the old man if you haven't already or aren't celebrating with him & tell him how much you like today's music on the radio.



Being a parent isn't easy regardless if you're a man or woman but the important thing to remember as a product of them, you have a responsibility not to them necessarily, but to yourself. Respect yourself. It's about enjoying your life but also knowing when the time to stop the funny stuff & take care of business. This is really so that if you decide to give birth to life one day that you will be seriously a kickass person that will be a kickass parent that gives their kids a kickass childhood, regardless if they turn out to be pieces of shit later in life. And if they do, you can bet it's probably because they like discovered Creep Street. Hahaha Happy Daddy Day everyone!

HAPPY YOUR MOTHER'S DAY!!

Our fans always like to remind us that mom always come first! Nothing beats this classic, this would have been rated NC-17 in today's world. You would think with the amount of sextapes out there they'd ease up a bit! I don't even know if my parents knew we watched this movie when we were young. Oh 1980's you were so much more fun!



TROMA knows best.

HOE HOE HOE!

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! Warm wishes, and tingly feelings to you and yours. Get presents, fuck the haters, and celebrate the beauty of Christmas falling on a Creep Street Titty Tuesday!



Peace, love, and humptiness forever!

SEASONS CREEPINGS!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa! – whatever you celebrate just make sure you eat well, and get lot's of fucking in. Life is too short, and time goes by too fast not to appreciate each other to the fullest! Especially when we don't have to go to the damn office. On behalf of Creep Street, it's been a REAL crazy year moving to California and all, but with 2013 approaching we only want one thing: for you guys to keep spreading the Creep & remind everyone who did it first, does it proper, and will continue fucking the world up, one tee at a time. Never Not Lurking Forever!

Send n00dz not Christmas cards! Tits 4 Tees still going on strong! (getbent@madcreepy.com hint hint)

Murder We Wrote™ Late Winter 2012 Collection Coming Soon.

WANNA CYBER?

We've come a long way from AOL & "cyber sex" (not really) but shit, a lot of you wanted to know if we were gonna give you a nice little promo code for Cyber Monday! Initially we weren't cause a) we're so backed up on orders from Black Friday & the days before that, and b) shit, we're spent & I know all you want that Winter Murder Collection! But we love you, and wanted to give you guys who may have been caught up doing family shit or raiding a Wal-mart somewhere a chance to still get a nice little deal from us today!

AWwwWWww SHIT so here goes! Use code CYBERSEX at checkout for 35% OFF your entire order! 24 hours only! GO GADGET GO!



Oh and we booked Trinidad James for a show in January. Creep ya eyes peeled bitches!

BLACK FRIDAY!

Let the bodies hit the floor! 

That's right hoes! 50% OFF Black Friday Sale starts now & ends tomorrow at Midnight. Use code DARKNESS at checkout for the raddest deal you're going to find on the internetZ...

STUFFING & STUFF.

How ironic is it that they don't celebrate Thanksgiving...in TURKEY! harharharhar!



Look how much this little shit loves mashed potatoes!

On behalf of Creep Street & The Filthy Few we want to wish you & your families a Happy Thanksgiving! Let us not think about all the Indians that were killed by the Pilgrims, or having to see your cousin that you accidentally made out with last holiday, or your inappropriate alcoholic uncle.

Let us celebrate all the awkward family moments that make us all unique, and be thankful for all the great (sometimes questionable) food that allows us to be fat ass motherfuckers.

So yea, HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING THANKSGIVING! How many of you fools copped out & went to Boston Market instead to get food to bring over? Hahaha! Hope you're turkeys are perfect. Save us the breasts & thighs, we know what's good!

Big Black Friday code coming right up...starts at Midnight. You fools ready?! ♥

BACK IN NEW YORK!

Was I the only one that was in love with the chick's in Beetlejuice's Dante's Inferno?! Again. Explains so much. Halloween costume idea next year ladies...hint hint! In other news – $20 tees still going strong with a nice portion of proceeds going to the Sandy Relief effort as well as the Holiday drop slowly materializing with some of your favorite designs brought back from the dead! To sweeten the deal we're going to drop a super duper BLACK FRIDAY code too. Fuck. But one day only. Think about it as getting to score with the hottest chick in school for 24 hours. What would YOU DO?!

So what's up Creepers? Did you save the date for our epic Horror-day party next month? We'll be posting all the details on advance ticket purchases & shit in the next few days! Shit! I know, you wish you were in LA, so make it fucking happen.



Apologies for lack of updates Monday & Tuesday! Literally red-eyed it back home to NYC, had some more "interesting" discourse with cab drivers about marriage & relationships, and pretty much spent the last 48 hours catching up with da homies & inducing self-loathing behavior! Mind you, most cab drivers in NY don't really speak English nor give a fuck about what you have to say, so shit, I feel special. Actually, I could barely understand what he was saying but it all made sense anyway.

Most of you smart ones took the week off, those with shitty bosses will probably make you work today, and those with bosses that secretly want to fuck you but don't want to make it obvious will give you a half day. So in Creep Street tradition (including the shitty post directly below), I'm going to drop you with a nice song to get your Thanksgiving weekend started out proper, and oh yea some rad tits to ease the traffic jam.


(Hahahahhahahahhahaha YES!)



Speaking of jam – What's difference between jelly & jam?

YOU CAN'T JELLY THIS DICK IN YOUR ASS!


Love you all! Drive safe! It's assholes like you that cause all the traffic! xoxo
–Boris the Ladykiller Changstein Jr., Esq.

VETERAN'S DAY.

"It seemed like a good idea at the time..." -Sure One (x Faust) NYC.

HAPPY LABOUR DAY!

That's right I spelled it Labour bitches! The day you ain't supposed to be doing shit but relaxing with friends & family, faded or not. The Creeps hope you are enjoying it! School starts or has started for a lot of you. Start this creepy year off proper & try not to piss your folks off as much as last year...they really do love you. So here's a classic jam we had jamming all weekend I hope you all enjoy as well!



Oh and camping with white people is the only way to go. You know, Sublime karaoke at 3am by the camp fire. You guys do it right hahaha! Le-fucking-git! Lurk it baby!

DADDY ISSUES!

As a man I always like to say I don't want daughters due to the simple inevitable fact that they will all go through a little hoochie phase (it's inevitable) at some point in their lives, and I'll have to discover it on the internet (because I'm a perv) one day. Then I think about how well my sister turned out, and I kinda wish she went through one so she'd actually be cool & introduce me to all her hot slutty friends (she has none). And then I think about myself & how my dad (where ever he is in this fucking world) would be like "WTF happened to you?!".



But then I think about how fucking rad of a dad I'd be cause shit, look at me! And I'm going to beat my kids so they don't turn out like YOU! Hahaha jokes aside, this is really about all the people who are proud to be good dads, good husbands, and good kids to their cranky father's. Show them you love that they beat me to sperminating your mother – because if I was really your father, you'd have a whole new set a problems that not even having a light saber would solve.



Happy Father's Day :)

HAPPY EASTER BITCHES!