BONER SQUAD Presents: CREEPCHELLA 2013

My little protege Mikey put together this rad video that pretty much summed up our Coachella 2013 weekend. The weather was rad, including Darude's god fucking sand storm on the last day but in a way Wu-tang & Red Hot Chili Peppers became a even more memorable show hahaha. Maybe he'll send me the unedited version of drugs, sex, and alcohol. Then again, I probably couldn't show you that shit anyway! See if you can spot my corny ass! Weekend 2 goers – do it up baby! Life is short, spread the love and stop being a punk ass bitch!



Happy Humpday! Positive vibes baby! <3 Boris

TEA AND CRUMPETS.

This is actually really, really funny. Wait for it.



See what happens when you're small, loud, white & listen to too much Wu-Tang?!

OUR KIND OF PAGEANT.

Oh & we've extended the sale code for you fuckers till Sunday. Be sure to enter code 10MURDERS at checkout for the additional 10% off your entire order. BOOM. C'mon guys, it's not that fucking hard, I though ya'll were good at internet and shit! Skeet Skeet!

LIFE'S A BITCH SOMETIMES.

Now let's make some real motherfucking progress! The economy is killing my mutual fund investments! Here's to another 4 years!

THE JOCKIEST HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR!

So yea, Happy St. Patricks Day! Kind of hesitant about going out for this obnoxious shit so I'll just blog about it for now. Nothing quite speaks American middle class intelligence like this day, with little regard for actually anything Irish, but guess what?! Who cares?! You're young, you're getting wasted, and you get funny pictures taken. And I love white college girls.

Avoid fist fights, and get that Creeper Cam out!





And where would be without a great stereoptypical Leprechaun horror post?!

SWAG SURFIN' (REMIX)

Featuring THE Dylan Lawson ladies & gentlemen! Apparently this is the only way to be famous (on the internet, that is) these days. Simon Cowell hates his life a little bit more.


via Rymanator

A TWO HIT WONDER?!

Hahaha most of you fuckers won't know anything past Informer, so I felt obliged to share his other...ummm...hits?! Worst part is, most of shit sounds pretty fucking catchy. I'd fuck to it.

Born Darrin O'Brien, the name Snow stands for "Super Notorious Outrageous Whiteboy." Believe it or not, Snow has released five more albums since "Informer." Thanks TMZ.





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"Get ready rude boys and girls cuz there is a blizzard on the way."

Damn Canadians. I guess it could always be worse...I mean atleast he's not a white boy singing about Africa...wait...this guy below is actually Lebanese...but still Canadian...I'm starting to see a pattern here...