HE'S ROLLING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!

Imma let you finish but umm, this is just still the best rolling video of all time. Have a good weekend!

BITCH DON'T KILL MY VIBE!

Recovering from a nasty little flu that crept up on the creep this past week, but happy to be able to resume normal activites! Trying to stay focused this weekend! Too bad the weather in the Bay is supposed to be super duper nice (JUST CAN"T WIN ANYMORE). Got these bitches in my life driving me crazy and all these fucking finalizations on the Summer collection digging me a early grave! Ugh.

Just gonna zone out like homegirl over here. Ironic how this hot hippie has perfectly shaped fake boobs yet is trying to be all spiritual about shit. Perhaps that's the point. Why is everything so confusing these days?!



Oh drugs...





Death to Molly! Well, use sparingly and be smart about shit. We ain't your moms. Live life to it's fullest, and enjoy your weekend fuckfaces! Creep it real & be yourself - everyone else is taken!

Love, -Ladykiller Changstein Jr., Esq.

I WORK THEM LONG NIGHTS TO GET A PAY DAY!

So yea. Just when I thought I couldn't make our panties radder...I did! With all these biters trying to shark our booty steez I only felt proper to let you know why we are the number one awesomest bestest brand in zee universe with the hottest chicks & coolest dudes fucking with us! We will be launching our BTS Official video lookbook later tonight, but we thought we'd share our love for our baby Sarah & remind you guys to cop the infamous Asstray Panties before they sell out first! This roll is for you fuckers! Enjoy!















Do you like drugs? Me too.

A WEAK IN VEGAS!

Sorry for the lack of updates my filthy few cretins! Shit's been capital F FUCKED! Between pretty much having to re-do EVERYTHING over right before our said launch date last Monday, we finally managed to get everything perfect just in time for a OFFICIAL MURDER MONDAYS release today! A fuck load of you already were able to grab some of the hottest items from the drop this past week making me even more busy but with a big ass smile! Shit is moving fast!



It's hard out here for a pimp! As a damn we suck apology here's a rad 10% OFF code you can use on your entire order! Use code 10MURDERS at checkout (Step 2 of checkout since a few of you are having a hard time finding it). Remember free stickers with every purchase, spend over $50 we'll throw in our Rape Van keychain, spend over $100 you get FREE U.S. Shipping & a koozie! Don't forget about the Patches & Party Packs up in the shop too if you want all those exclusive stickers & buttons to Creep it 100 baby! Code expires March 1st, 2013!

In the time being enjoy this roll of film I got developed this past week in Vegas. At least now you know why it's hard to do what I do & still do what I do because I love you all. Have a murderous fucking week. Tons of exciting things in the works this year as we get Spring Summer 2013 ready for you while I sit here WEAK as fuck still recovering from last week's trip. Pun intended.
















P.S. Send n00dz!

ECSTASY IN THE 90's...

So much awkwardness going on from Mr. Serial rapist rolling his eyes off to the Super Mario Bros. Popper to the chick getting a creepy back massage. WTF is going on...



"MDMA: the worse you look, the better you feel."



Have a good weekend guys. We'll be busy. REAL busy. But you'll like the reason why next week! ;)

THE SPICE CHANNEL

Holy fuck this was tough to watch. Never seen or heard of this synthetic shit spice shit before - you woulda thought homie was having a horrible demonic acid trip or something. Stick to weed, or a nice bottle of merlot. Shit!

BACK IN NEW YORK!

Holeeeeeeeee Shit... Touched back in Boston this past Friday, saw all my Faded Streets fam & pretty much had the best weekend of my entire life (Chip you missing out!). Now I'm back chillin' at the crib in Queens trying to take a nap...



Sometimes you got to leave & come back to realize how much you really love something. Have a great week ya Creeps! TONS of site updates & photo posts to come. Mister Softee come to me...thanks for your patience we had quite a "few" issues getting the Spring Summer line to you in a reasonable time but have no fear it is well on it's way. :)

PUFF, PUFF GIVE!

Nothing like being in San Francisco for this 420 shit, and I don't even smoke that much...guess this West Coast lifestyle is about to change a whole shitload of things...kinda bummed the Wiz/ASAP show got sold out but oh wells, more time to chill with some beezies! Have a safe & fucking ridiculous Friday creepers!



What more of a perfect time to rock our Smoke Till You Croak goodness too! Think we got a few left in store, perfect for ANY day in my opinion. Better be seeing some serious Insta/Twittering today! Get high on life, get on another level, and GET BENT!




And guess what?! I'm gonna give you guys all free shipping starting next Monday too as we make room for some new FRISKY BUSINESS Creep Street goodies! Yes, you can thank me later. With n00dz.
 
You guys are the fucking best!
xoxo 
Sirob the Ladykiller!

KEVIN EMERSON!

‎Kevin Emerson - 5050 - Published in the Jan/Feb 2012 issue of FTK

This lovely lad invaded my apartment for an entire week & got me high off my mind for 4 days straight (I held out for the first 2). I miss having you & Nicole slumber parties! See you back on the East coast you fucker. This Thrashin' Thursdays post is for non other than you! Props to little homie Rob Collins for the post!

THIS CHICK SMOKES HELLA WEED.

I don't know what's weirder....this chick who records herself smoking, or the dude that dedicated this video montage to her. I guess it's every dude's fantasy to have a down ass chick that tokes as much as he does. But seriously do you really want a chick like that? Anyway, girls look mad funny when they smoke.



Do not want daughters!!

HELLUVA DRUG.

DON'T DO DRUGS.

Unless youre Dick from hated of the world. Salvia is a helluva drug.