BOO!

TAY!

SMOKING WITH SETH ROGAN

For real how tight would it be to smoke with Seth Rogan? Real tight. You know what else is tight? Asses. And because we're like the best company ever - we took asses, weed, wednesdays, and combined Ass Wednesdays with weed & our Asstray panties were born. Actually we can thank Big Sean for that one. But whatever, this is the 3rd time we've sold out of them but lucky fucking you we're gonna make more! Synergy my friend, motherfucking synergy. Accept no imitations from these other fuckboy brands there is only one place to get the original Asstray panties. And that's from us. Roll your weed on it!

TOOT IT & BOOT IT!

CREEP STREET® PROUDLY PRESENTS:
THE CREEPSTAGRAM™ BEST BOOTY CONTEST!

SO YEA. We've been wanting to do this for a real long fucking time. And here it is. We know you ladies love our panties & we know everyone loves a nice ass – so starting today (Happy #asswednesday btw) till Friday 2/31 – hashtag #creepybooty on Instagram with a picture of what your momma gave ya (cake, cake, cake)!

We will then pick 4 finalists for voting on Saturday & announce the winner on Sunday!

Holy fuck Boris, what do I win?! You get our entire underwear collection & a buncha other rad stuffz! Hell, we'll throw in a $25 Starbucks gift card too. (We love you white girls lol). Nothing to lose except a few jealous friends & all to gain (like followers & cool creepy stuff). Fuck, maybe we'll even fly you in for a photoshoot too!



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BITE ME!

Official Murder We Wrote™ II Lookbook coming soon...

BLACK TAPE & STUFF.

Corny looking photographer, beautiful creature. I want to be black tape. Yep, there I said it.

Venge Vixen Nicole Mejia in The Black Tape Project from The Push Life on Vimeo.

FITNESS AND STUFF.

It's like the movie Training Day. Except about like fitness & like boners and stuff. This is a great portfolio reel actually, her demonstrations show a clear understanding of the human body & how to tone muscle properly. She can be my personal trainer anytime.



WHAT A THIRST TRAP!

TWERKOGRAPHY.

We've probably watched his video 4 times by now. 1st time was like, great more white chicks trying to twerk & turn it into a damn workout. Take black culture & turn it into a fitness class, great. 2nd time, was like whoa these bitches are Russian, and they're all pretty fucking hot. 3rd, time I was high as fuck...and ummm yea, this video is fucking amazing. 4th, well...here you go.

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS WHEN WE WERE GOING TO COLLEGE?!

DAMN YOU JUICY J DID YOU EVEN PICK A WINNER?! Here's your answer:
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/juicy-j-offers-then-revokes-50-000-twerk-scholarship-20130822

DO NOT WANT DAUGHTERS!!

BOOTY ME DOWN.

God bless Brazil. Fuck a crime rate because this trip better happen for the Creeps before I get married. If I get married. Wait, why the fuck am I talking about marriage? Oh yea, because I need to marry all those asses right fucking now. Seriously, all that hard work brings tears to my eyes... thank you ladies.

DROP THAT ASS LOW!

Okay so this week is busy as fuck between finalizing projects, answering 300 emails, taking naps, and getting the upcoming Murder We Wrote II range on the way! I forgot about Titty Tuesday so here's some quick pics for a nice Ass Wednesday brought to you by our Bay Area fam Lumpsumzine. Those lucky fucks...

TAKING A BITE OUT OF CRIME!

One day we will be old and can't even wipe our own asses, but we will still smile knowing we made the best damn panties and put them on the finest ladies of all damn time. Best Butt Contest coming soon, the internet is not ready!! Be sure to follow Creepette Kaylee Danger for some more fun!

PIECE OF CAKE!

MISS BUMBUMM BRAZIL!

What is Miss BumBum Brazil you ask? Well, what do you think it is?! So yea just discovered there was this contest other than the Reef one. And this is why Brazil rules. Amazing.

CREEPCHELLA™ 2013!

When was Coachella, like April? See that's how backed up shit here is! Shot these bad boys in film cuz I'm hipster cool like that. Meant to post these a while ago but here they are, have a trip down memory lane! Shout out to all the lovely ladies that got creeped on, it's all for the sake of art! Sorry Not Sorry! Never Not Lurkin' Creepchella™ 2014 here we go! Here's some cool butts. See the full lot on our FACEBOOK!




 



Happy Hump Day! Love you!

HARD AT TWERK.

SHAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT.

Love when girls get creative. Have fun with your n00dz!!! :D

JADA STEVEN

So we haven't done a #asswednesday post in a hot minute so today I'll dedicate this post to adult film queen Jada Stevens. Now let's point out the obvious, Jada has a amazing fucking ass. Cool. She's pretty fucking cute, has natural boobies, and seems like a chick you might have went to high school with & could still smoke a bowl & kick it with despite her stardum as pornstar. Rare these days. So hey Jada, we love you. Keep doing your thang! Creep Street approved!








I like the part where Eddie talks about shit being weird for like 5 minutes than it just being a normal thing. It applies to so many facets of life. People get intimidated by so much dumb shit, whether due to conditioning, society's judgments, or personal morals that they forget it's all about perspective. Don't be afraid of what you don't understand, chances are you'll enjoy life a lot more than you think. Stay creepin'bitches!

THE PAINTED LADIES.

Man, you don't fucking say! American TV really does suck!

I WORK THEM LONG NIGHTS TO GET A PAY DAY!

So yea. Just when I thought I couldn't make our panties radder...I did! With all these biters trying to shark our booty steez I only felt proper to let you know why we are the number one awesomest bestest brand in zee universe with the hottest chicks & coolest dudes fucking with us! We will be launching our BTS Official video lookbook later tonight, but we thought we'd share our love for our baby Sarah & remind you guys to cop the infamous Asstray Panties before they sell out first! This roll is for you fuckers! Enjoy!















Do you like drugs? Me too.

GAMEBOY SKINNY.

Not bad for a skinny one. And we have matching iphone cases?! Looks like a dick in her butt match made in heaven! Clean your mirrors though. Dirty girl.