AMANDA BYNES DOE.

This week's Titty Tuesday is brought to you by none other than the notoriously awesome Twitter frenzied Amanda Bynes! Hot or not?! You decide! LOL!





Can't really front she's kind of hit or sloppy motherfucking miss. You are a hot mess Amanda, try not to pull a Lohan this year. Or do.

LURKAHOLICS!

We loved this guy already, and we loved our WEIRD hoody a lot too. And now we get to love him even more. Dayam that's a lot of love! Love it!



Blake Anderson is Creep Street Approved!

THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES.

I don't really watch GLEE, but I definitely understand why so many people do. Let's face it, it's funny, it's fresh, has a interracial cast of good looking kids, covers lots of pop songs from the 80's to today, and is super gay boy friendly. Gay dudes love GLEE. Like, they really fucking love that shit!

Okay. Now back to the point of this story.

The ironic part about all of this Heather Morris leaking nudes thing was that I remember seeing that chick on the show last year (not knowing her name) being like damn...that girl is pretty dope, her body is fucking ace! So I decided to write her an email telling her about myself, and what I do & we became pen pals. Long story short, somebody should have told her to check certain boxes when uploading pics via MobileMe on her damn iCloud & now the whole world knows about the pics I have! Nothing is sacred these days!!! ;)

SO LIKE, DUH! Of course I'm going to be a fucking asshole & post these pics for you pervs!
Enjoy dickheads & dicklets!



AND BOOM!



Saw on Conan last night that GLEE's viewership went down 30% this season. Hopefully this will raise the bar a little...see what I did there?!

LINDSAY LOHAN GIVES YOU A SPREAD.

If you haven't heard last week, our favorite troubled star signed a 900k contract to be in Playboy. Don't worry no fire crotches in this spread. TMZ has already got those. Oh Lindsay, what will you think of next?! Should we do another Lindsay tee?!



Not too shabby...Although the old Lindsay still rules. Just sayin.

LAST FRIDAY NIGHT.

Okay. This is like a month overdue but whatever. Kenny G?! As if my mild (haha) obsession with Katy Perry was not enough, she decided to just blow me out of this planet with this shit. Corey Feldman?! Rebecca Black finally got a break too?! And that fucking evil catchy ass choris! Everything about this shit is epic. I fucks with it hard! Our Fall lookbook was supposed to look like this...oh well time to switch it up I guess! ;)

NEED TO STOP WATCHING...Kathy Beth Terry, creep on me...por favor.



And no Katy Perry post is ever complete without my creepage! God save us perverts.




I really hope teachers still make you build solar system dioramas...REALLY.

SUPERBOWL SUNDAY 2011

Apparently Miss Haguilaera messed up some lyrics (how does one even? We've been singing this shit since elementary school), but I ain't mad, blonde Snookie still killed it tonight. And she's single now. Did you really think it would last with that shmuck?!



Personally I hate American football. The only reason I watch it is to talk a shitload of shit to my friends. And eat buffalo wings. And not necessarily in that order (I had pasta tonight). And while I'm on the subject of football – I actually hate Korean pop music as well. But nothing makes me hate both them more at the same time than this following video. But maybe I'm sour because every Korean girl I've tried dating has also tried to cut off my little dick, more than once. Unsuccessfully as you can see!


via Street Carnage

Unfortunately, it does not mean I still wouldn't run every chick in that lineup. Because I would. However, even more unfortunately, the Black Eyed Peas make these chicks look like a Michael Jackson concert in the early 90's. Ain't no amount of neon running men or dancing Usher's or guitar wielding Slash's gonna make that shit any better. Dammit Slash, how could you do that to Axl rose like dat?! And don't blame the sound guy either, who has probably hung himself by now. Geez. Pretty funny commercials overall, except for that damn Eminem who keeps appearing on my TV confusing the shit out of everyone. A buncha fan boys are gonna buy Chevies drinking Brisk Tea now. GREAT. Damn you America, playing practical jokes on everyone, one war at a time!



And movie trailers! The new movie trend (you can thank that damn James Cameron for his blue interracial African-Indo aliens for this), is on that whole "epic shit" steez. I mean Cowboys & Aliens?! WTF. I'm curious to see more trailers from that Spielberg joint Super 8 (sound like a Japanese energy drink), and the new Transformers is always fun to watch. But seriously I love Marvel, and most of their flicks kick ass (Thor looks pretty rad), but something seriously fuckingsmells in their marketing dept that says "Oh my we can just make all his money off just making movies off Superheroes!"). Though you can't really blame them, considering the shit amount of movies Hollywood has been making in 3D as of recent. This is what happens when you use Tumblr I guess.

May the worst team win! Creep Fast Die Last!



GO DOLPHINS! LOL. We know the Packers have already won, I mean let's be honest, there won't be any bumpin' Black 'N' Yellow anytime soon...

MOOSE KNUCKLE!

This girl is classy even when she's camel toeing. Stop being so fucking hot. You're makin' Creeps start to catch feelings and feel a slight sense of guilt.


Not really. Where's the rumored n00d shoot you did in Europe babe?!!

HOWEVER, Some girls never change, including your mother, and at the end of the day, why would we want them too? We love you just the way you are.



Can you guess who that belongs too?


Holla! Dayam girl you Faded! Stay Classy! via WWTD