RACK 'EM UP!

A sextra provocative Halloween special Tata Tuesdays posting! Bless their hearts.

SISTER SISTER!

I've come to realize I never post enough sisters on here. For those who don't know what I meant by sisters or sistas I mean black chicks! It's not my fault the ratio of n00dz out there are grossly outnumbered by upper middle class Caucasian females with bleached blonde hair! But since I'm on the topic, did I ever tell you I loved Mya for a good solid 5 years back in the day? That cover of King Magazine...FUCK! Anyway, I digress. Here's some sexual chocolate loving for today's boobie post! They're pretty funny I have to say! Whatever happened to Tia & Tamara anyway...did they end up doing porn too?!



HAIL N00DZ! Okay Okay here's a nice one! ;)

NAKED YOGA...

Is fucking weird. It could however, be interesting in the studio where your coworkers do their stretch sesh. Think about it – Hot, sweaty, average, farting bitches...all naked and stuff...



But since we're talking about chicks working out, this is still the best IMHO (no, I will never tire of posting this video again, again, and again). And for those who are not quite sexperts such as I...it's actually a Porno. Just saying. And don't ask why I possess such knowledge.

GOOD MORNING CREEPERS!

Ummm...I thought you would like some Starbucks???



Who are you woman?! Marry me!

16 & PREGNANT.

MARIANA DE MELO!

I mean she should get a ASS WEDNESDAYS post too (get it? Like Ash Wednesdayyy...oh nevermind)! Poor girl got into a crazy accident around 2008 but shit, get sexy while you're alive is how I always see it! And thank the lord she survived! :) Alright alright, more Girl Camera Mirror n00dz & hipster-ass artistic titties next time...

THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES.

I don't really watch GLEE, but I definitely understand why so many people do. Let's face it, it's funny, it's fresh, has a interracial cast of good looking kids, covers lots of pop songs from the 80's to today, and is super gay boy friendly. Gay dudes love GLEE. Like, they really fucking love that shit!

Okay. Now back to the point of this story.

The ironic part about all of this Heather Morris leaking nudes thing was that I remember seeing that chick on the show last year (not knowing her name) being like damn...that girl is pretty dope, her body is fucking ace! So I decided to write her an email telling her about myself, and what I do & we became pen pals. Long story short, somebody should have told her to check certain boxes when uploading pics via MobileMe on her damn iCloud & now the whole world knows about the pics I have! Nothing is sacred these days!!! ;)

SO LIKE, DUH! Of course I'm going to be a fucking asshole & post these pics for you pervs!
Enjoy dickheads & dicklets!



AND BOOM!



Saw on Conan last night that GLEE's viewership went down 30% this season. Hopefully this will raise the bar a little...see what I did there?!

KREAYSHAWN HAS WORST/BEST WEEK EVER!

Not only has she been nominated for best new artist at the VMA's – she's pretty much ran the headlines this week, and for that we salute you! With another headline that is! Some funny beef with Rick Rozay, then your shit get's hacked – man you a tough ass little cookie!





HOWEVER – Hahaha being the scumbags that we are, (I do feel guilty might I add) felt obliged to share the hackage with you perverts! Sorry friends & fam of Kreay Kreay we love her as much as you but this one of life's guilty pleasures that define who we are, and I just couldn't pass it up! It's Creep Street baby, no shame in the game! The new album better be good. Happy early birthday(suit) too harhar! The Creeps are counting on you to do a single called Creepy Creepy – guaranteed to be a hit! We wish you the best & support your conquests. If you ain't getting paper you ain't doing it right stack that cheese girl! Peace, love, and humptiness fo-eva!

BLAKE SO LIVELY.

So yesterday I was pretty much telling my homie how hot Blake Lively was. He's like YO SHE GOT n00dz! I'm like SHE GOT n00dz?! He's like YEA MAN, SHE'S GOT FUCKING n00dz!









"OMG Are my n00dz on the internets?"

YEP.

Dayam Ke$ha's got n00dz?!

GROSS.