BLUE WAFFLE.

So apparently this has been going around the net, and my sicko friend Rich (always up to no good) somehow convinced me to look into this "phenomena"...which I did.

Asshole!

So what is Blue Waffle? The term “Blue Waffle” is derived from a vagina inflammation – itching, vaginal discharge, foul odor, and in some cases, genital area skin area discoloration. Often to a bluish tone, hence the term “ Blue Waffle.”

Symptoms of Blue Waffle Disorder:
• Vaginal soreness.
• Itchin.
• Discolored vaginal discharge.



If you think you may have a Blue Waffle, please seek professional medical attention immediately. Really for the sake of mankind. Or kill yourself, whichever is more cost effective. Whether this is real or no is not really my concern, it's fucking gross.