TIME TO CLEAN UP!

A ex boyfriend out there somewhere is super bummed right now. But fuckit, I'd break up with a girl that wore underwear in the shower too.

YOU BELONG TO THE CITY.

©Photo by Grayson Hügh Bagwell

A little fashionably late on today's Music Monday's post but fuck it nobody likes Mondays anyway haha. Gonna bore you with some heart to heart today so just skip to the boobs above if this becomes a super gay read. It's been a real long time since I've been back home in NYC and boy does it feel good to be back in the East! Spent the last few days in Boston seeing all the old homies & it's fucking awesome to see how everyone has changed, yet stayed the same. Even more gnarly walking through the bomb sites (didn't IG them out of respect) considering the last time I was back I was rolling my balls off in Boston (still pretty much the best night of my entire life) and we were still talking about it this weekend (don't tell mom). So umm, yea, boring read but yea, prayers to the victims & hi-5's to good fucking times with people you love.

What's even crazier is coming back from living out West (almost dreading returning back next week even though I love everything out there as well). Kinda surreal to describe the experience when you move around so much, creating new memories with so many new people. The good part is that it keeps you motivated, keeps things fresh, and allows you to creep things interesting too. Running a small business as a lot of you know is a fucking beautiful headache. When things get bad, they get real bad, but when things get good, it's ass & titties I'm sharing with you on the interwebz! Nevertheless I keep this company going because I have this odd connection with all you who follow our movement. I pretty much run this tiny operation as independently as I can to keep things as real as possible.  It's truly something different, and I'm glad you're all part of it. The fast life isn't for everyone, but it's a life some of us chose with no slowing down. I'm going to attempt to change the tempo a bit this week & hopefully get all these exciting projects we've been talking about & working on for fucking ages finally materialized. 2013 is the year of the Creeps! We say this every year but whatever it's fun to repeat so just fuck with it will ya?!



So here's to the faux vacation I'm taking this week. I'll be eating fancy dinners with the folks & smoking weed with my friends in Brooklyn. But don't worry I'll still be catching up on emails though some orders might get delayed lol! The whole point today really is that I hope everyone remembers the important things in life & continue to creep it real for the rest of theirs. May there be many good Creeper Cam moments to share with you on the Creepstagram this week & may you continue sharing yours with us as well! Summer 2013 cumming soon. It's really funny. A lot of you will like it, but most will hate it.

GOOD.

GET TURNT!

1015 Folsom (San Francisco) is proud to present one of the most stacked lineups deep in the 808 kicks and hi hat 16th rolls to have ever come through the club. This massive banger of a show features MVP of the MPC, ARAAB MUZIK! The list of Trap and Bass heavy talent is a long one with Heroes x Villains, LOUDPVCK, Branchez, Buku, and a ton more. Get here for an awesome trap music showcase, pick up your tickets for this one NOW!



- TURNT -
featuring AraabMUZIK
Heroes x Villains
LOUDPVCK
Branchez
UltraViolet (Trap City)
G Jones // BUKU
Brrrang-A-Dang ft Remy Fox (ham on everything)
Skulltrane // Trevor Kelly
Nebakaneza // Kidnapped
10P-3A / $17.50 / 21+

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM...

NOW WE HERE!

WESC WELCOMES ARTO SAARI!

Welcome, WeActivist Arto Saari! from WeSC on Vimeo.

BITCH BETTER GET ME MY MONEY!

Hahaha hustlers from QUEENS, you know how we do! Crippled beggar by day, girlfriend by night! Wifey material.

HANG LOOSE!

IT'S SHOWTIME!

What do our trademark Eat Me Panties, Rad tattoos, and Beetlejuice all have in common? Kay Powell (@nameinlaughter) that's what! This hottie hits us with power combo! #tattootuesdays

WE LOVE YOU.

It's all about love this month. Yep, it's been decided. LOVE! From a great Coachella 2013 weekend, to the perfect weather & celebrating birthdays with rad ass people I just wanted to share all the warm, tingly feelings in between my loins with all of you!



And to keep the love flowing, I thought I'd finally announce the outcome of our epic contest with you guys as promised! Boys & Ghouls, the winner of the super awesome #CREEPYKIT CONTEST is...

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FINALIST 3 – PENNY (@yourgirlpenny)! You really do live a filthy life!!



Congratulations hot stuff make sure you contact us at getbent@madcreepy.com, subject: CREEPYKIT CONTEST with your size & mailing address! Tough to compete when you have a bloody hammer, a portrait of Chucky & some 3D madness to make it all extra magical! The creeps have chosen!

What a seriously fun contest, we love when everyone gets involved! Finalist 4 came real close and picked up a lot of last minute votes, but 3 just popped back in strong and swept up shop to secure the top spot! Can't wait to throw the next contest. Maybe we'll do a best boobs, best butt, best umm lips?! ...ALL for you creeplings to decide. Stay Creepin' & let's keep this weekend of great vibes flowing for the next few days, even if it's Murder Monday! Fuck 'Em All!

xo,
Boris

CREEPY KIT CONTEST!

Over a week ago we announced via Instagram our first CREEPY KIT CONTEST, where the best #creepykit would win a super rad prize pack from us. Initially inspired by 'Things Organized Neatly' & outfit grids we really wanted to see what kind of funny things you had or incorporated that made you unique creeps & creepettes! A lot of you had some funny ass pics!

To spice things up we're  gonna let you guys pick the winner! Here's 1 submission that just made us LOL even though you didn't make the cut. Next time syvology!



So without further delay, here are our 4 finalists! Vote for your favorite on Facebook & Instagram in terms of who you think should win! 1, 2, 3 or 4?! Get your friends to vote too! Winner will be announced this coming MURDER MONDAY 4.22 – now GO!



Again, thank you everyone for participating (50+ submissions damn)! We put the F-U back in FUN! Enjoy your weekend creeps. 420 is tomorrow which only means one thing...

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SHAKE JUNT!

Stoked.

ROCK & ROLL!

The Orchard commercial from the Iron Claw Skates "Faux One One VM#1" video. Featuring the Orchard homies & team riders Eric Dasaro, Lee Berman, Armin Bachman, Broderick Gumpright, Dusty Gaidos, Jad Angel, Fritz Mead, Misha Kreker, Nick Rudzinski, Frankie Nash.

Filmed and Edited by Armin Bachman
Additional filming by Tin Tran and Tim Savage

Stay strong Boston, see you in 2 weeks.

SCUMANDA BYNES FUCKING RULES!

BONER SQUAD Presents: CREEPCHELLA 2013

My little protege Mikey put together this rad video that pretty much summed up our Coachella 2013 weekend. The weather was rad, including Darude's god fucking sand storm on the last day but in a way Wu-tang & Red Hot Chili Peppers became a even more memorable show hahaha. Maybe he'll send me the unedited version of drugs, sex, and alcohol. Then again, I probably couldn't show you that shit anyway! See if you can spot my corny ass! Weekend 2 goers – do it up baby! Life is short, spread the love and stop being a punk ass bitch!



Happy Humpday! Positive vibes baby! <3 Boris

FUCK SCHOOL!

Remember when you wouldn't pass poor Charlie in 8th grade? Well shit, you fucked up! Stay in school though kids.

FUCK PANTS!

Oh and some Creepchella tits for you! RATCHELLA 2013!! (Got flagged on Instagram last night...hahahaha)

SWEET NOTHINGS.

Holy crap what a fucking weekend. Apologies for the lack of updates due to a stolen phone (blessing in disguise) & partying my brains out! I'll keep this post short as I'm sure you're pretty much sick of everyone talking about how much they hated or loved Coachella. We'll put it this way - if you suck, everywhere you go will suck. If you rule, well shit, you have a fucking headache like me right now...

This stupid song has been stuck in my head all weekend long so here's this week's Music Mondays Video! 3 rolls of film luckily still got taken so pictures to come! Tons of Creeper Camming & debauchery you won't want to miss! Hope you all had a great weekend now back to the motherfucking grind!

COPS DON'T LIKE TO BE FINGER FUCKED.

ALL DECKED OUT.

Babe. Major. Major babe.

28.

28 was a interesting year. I mean, you've passed the stupid ass quarter century crisis, you kinda know what you're priorities are, and you're fucking some pretty fine bitches. That being said, you're still a fucking young man, and being a young man you still make mistakes, spend frivolous amounts of money on god knows what, and can't seem to keep a cell phone in tact for more than a year. But that's okay, because that means you're probably partying, and having fun. And having fun is cool, because hot chicks like to have fun. And hot chicks are cool, because they probably like the Weeknd (even though they know like 2 songs). And lucky for all of us, the Weeknd has a awesome video for 28, produced by the same director as Frank Ocean's Pyramids. In other words, topless model bitches moving around slowly while we perv out. Tight. Smoke to this shit, fuck to this shit, and ride 28 like it's the last fucking year to live. Shiiiiit...

the weeknd [28] *nsfw from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.

WHORELEM SHAKE!

Bang Bang!


 

FRIENDS!

Friends are forever. This movie makes them for eternity. Never even seen this bitch before but I'm glad someone bought it & coked it the fuck out for all the Creeps to enjoy! Thanks Zack!




Copping this bad boy this weekend! The "Stupid Cocaine" Editin of course hahahaha...I found my father...OMG!!!

DOIN' IT.

BLURRED LINES.

Thank god they didn't blur anything else. The NSFW version of this video has generated quite some controversy. We know, how can Emily Ratajkowski NOT be married to me?! People need to just enjoy shit. Today's Titty Tuesdays is dedicated to you future wifey!

*REPOST SINCE YOUTUBE BANNED THE FIRST ONE ;)*






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"What Makes You Think You're the One"

Today's Music Monday's post is brought to you courtesy of the homegirl Brielle. TUSK is a awesome album.