MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Has it been 6 months? Do people still ready shitty blogs like ours? Don't you like our Instagram & Tumblr better? Do you miss my corny jokes as much as I miss telling them? Do you miss strange videos, old music videos, tits, ass, and rad finds? Damn it, we should probably get back on our shit huh?!

Well, hope all you are having a happy holiday. I really just wanted to stop by and say hello real quick & wish you a Merry Christmas if you like doing white people stuff, Happy Kwanzaa if you like doing African people stuff, Feliz Navidad if you like doinggg... oh nevermind I ran out of stupid jokes. Here's the Interview by the way if you wanted to watch it before it get's taken down (along with this site LOL).



And here's some TNA because we owe it to ya.









PERV! ;)

We're going to update our website & get rid of this blog & integrate it into the site EVENTUALLY - so thanks for fucking around with us until we do. Now go do something fun other than stare at your phone or computer or tablet or whatever the fuck the gov't has got you hooked on these days. We love you long time.

xoxo Boris "The Ladykiller" Changstein, Jr. Esq.

FUCK FLIGHTS.

Missed bag check by 10 minutes yesterday, which would require getting on a new flight. This is usually not that big of an issue - except the next flight was 9 hours later. Fuck it, fast forward, homie was in the area, smoked some blunts, grabbed some sushi, hopped on the red eye & here the fuck I am. NY traffic, ice on the asphault, people all bundled up - it's good to be back. OK, nap time. But before I go, enjoy the photo of the week. It's pretty fucking epic. Peace.

BITCH DON'T KILL MY VIBE!

Recovering from a nasty little flu that crept up on the creep this past week, but happy to be able to resume normal activites! Trying to stay focused this weekend! Too bad the weather in the Bay is supposed to be super duper nice (JUST CAN"T WIN ANYMORE). Got these bitches in my life driving me crazy and all these fucking finalizations on the Summer collection digging me a early grave! Ugh.

Just gonna zone out like homegirl over here. Ironic how this hot hippie has perfectly shaped fake boobs yet is trying to be all spiritual about shit. Perhaps that's the point. Why is everything so confusing these days?!



Oh drugs...





Death to Molly! Well, use sparingly and be smart about shit. We ain't your moms. Live life to it's fullest, and enjoy your weekend fuckfaces! Creep it real & be yourself - everyone else is taken!

Love, -Ladykiller Changstein Jr., Esq.

WHITE POWER!

Okay, so the funny thing about racism is that historically it's all types of fucked up, but in today's times the ignorance is most of the time almost humorous to a certain extent. But sometimes, you just don't know what to think, or say. You ever get so confused whether something is racist or not?



Well now you will. White people all over are like: "WELL SUSAN, IN ALL MY YEARS I HAVE NEVER! THIS IS A TRAVESTY!"

ARE YOU DOWN TO HANG OUT?

FUCK PANTS!

Oh and some Creepchella tits for you! RATCHELLA 2013!! (Got flagged on Instagram last night...hahahaha)

OUR KIND OF PAGEANT.

Oh & we've extended the sale code for you fuckers till Sunday. Be sure to enter code 10MURDERS at checkout for the additional 10% off your entire order. BOOM. C'mon guys, it's not that fucking hard, I though ya'll were good at internet and shit! Skeet Skeet!

THE GRAMMY'S...

Were cool. Lots of Frank Ocean. Why the fuck Tyler can't put a suit on is beyond me, and up RiRi is back wih Chris Brown. BIG SURPRISE. The media needs to chill out. There is no way their relationship should be headlining along homicides on the news. There were a buncha bands I never heard of cuz I'm old, Justin Timberlake has a plan for world domination, and the Black Keys still rule. Other than that, I smoked way too much weed this weekend, shipped a whole shit load of your awesome orders & ummm...and am officially ready to fuck all you up with a new collection this week! But for now, enjoy my favorite portion of last night's music extravaganza!



KAT PERRY'S BOOBS!



Katy is fucking John fucking Mayer now huh?! What a fucking goober! But damn pimp hi-5 for that your body is a wonderland big headed fool.

BACK IN NEW YORK!

Was I the only one that was in love with the chick's in Beetlejuice's Dante's Inferno?! Again. Explains so much. Halloween costume idea next year ladies...hint hint! In other news – $20 tees still going strong with a nice portion of proceeds going to the Sandy Relief effort as well as the Holiday drop slowly materializing with some of your favorite designs brought back from the dead! To sweeten the deal we're going to drop a super duper BLACK FRIDAY code too. Fuck. But one day only. Think about it as getting to score with the hottest chick in school for 24 hours. What would YOU DO?!

So what's up Creepers? Did you save the date for our epic Horror-day party next month? We'll be posting all the details on advance ticket purchases & shit in the next few days! Shit! I know, you wish you were in LA, so make it fucking happen.



Apologies for lack of updates Monday & Tuesday! Literally red-eyed it back home to NYC, had some more "interesting" discourse with cab drivers about marriage & relationships, and pretty much spent the last 48 hours catching up with da homies & inducing self-loathing behavior! Mind you, most cab drivers in NY don't really speak English nor give a fuck about what you have to say, so shit, I feel special. Actually, I could barely understand what he was saying but it all made sense anyway.

Most of you smart ones took the week off, those with shitty bosses will probably make you work today, and those with bosses that secretly want to fuck you but don't want to make it obvious will give you a half day. So in Creep Street tradition (including the shitty post directly below), I'm going to drop you with a nice song to get your Thanksgiving weekend started out proper, and oh yea some rad tits to ease the traffic jam.


(Hahahahhahahahhahaha YES!)



Speaking of jam – What's difference between jelly & jam?

YOU CAN'T JELLY THIS DICK IN YOUR ASS!


Love you all! Drive safe! It's assholes like you that cause all the traffic! xoxo
–Boris the Ladykiller Changstein Jr., Esq.

PENALTY!

RATCHET ASS SALE!

The G's UP HOES DOWN SCHOOL SUCKS SALE is on like donkey dick! All items in store have been marked down since all you youngins have been lurking hard in school!



+ Get an additional 10% your order with code: RATCHET10 – Code expires next Friday 10.5.2012!
+ Free Shipping on all U.S. orders over $100!
+ The more you cop the goodies we'll drop in!

GET FUCKING BENT!



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As for now – back to Boston in a matter of hours to watch some more homies getting hitched, and more importantly catching up with the filthy Beantown family. Have a radical weekend guys! The term ratchet will also be retired along with #YOLO and #SUS this month. Okay ratchet can stay that shit describes everything in our lives at the moment. God this generation blows. We love you! Now go buy some shit & eat a dick!



The Annual Halloween Pumpkin & Costume Contests start October 1st! Halloween Parties to be announced as well as a special project revealing coming up! Peace bitches!

BACK IN L.A.!

Back in Los Angeles for the week to shoot some sexy Frisky Business flicks, see my homies, and watch another one of them get hitched! The madness never stops! Nobody wants to let me launch the damn shop! ;P



How do you know you're getting older?! Cause every fucking person you know is getting married! But it's nice to see your homies making moves & settling with a dope girl. Can't keep getting n00dz from strangers! Or can you? Ah Marriage. It really makes you think...shit, how long can I keep this Creep shit up?! The answer is: Forever! The future Mrs. Creep Street has no idea what she's gotten herself into! Oh and I get to see my favorite girl this week as we get her back into some Creep Street Frisky Business!

You'll can thank us later!



Alysha Nett always doing big things (nothing new)! I'm sure most of you follow her on the internet but it you don't I can understand why you must frown so much in life. We stay supporting this rad chic! I'll try to take a nice pic of her butt for ya on Instagram! ;)

THE THIGH MASTER!

First there was:



And then there was:



And then there was:



And then there was:



And then there was:



And now there is:



Damn. I forgot that she was in Step By Step too. You fought that cancer well woman, you look gnarly nowadays, but we still love the shit outta you!

TAPE IT.

via Bubba TX

Interesting. Boobs. Youtube comments cracked me up on this one!

THE SHARPER IMAGE!

Have you copped the latest Issue of front yet?! Arabella should be enough to get those fingers itching. In terms of that itch on your balls...I'm afraid you'll have to see a doctor about that one. Go download some yummy Danielle Sharp wallpaper! We did!

 

MEANWHILE IN RIO...

Grandpa had a better vacation than grandma.

THE CREEP STREET INSPECTOR IS HERE!

"Okay now this is only gonna take a minute, it might hurt a little at first but please be still."



Ladies get in fucking line! This is how we interview all our employees by the way. Can't take any chances these days! You know with all this Terrorism and shit. Safety first. Ok I'll stop now.

KITTY CAT KATE!

Yep. Watched it. Watching it. Then I'll watch it again. And again. And again...



Kate Upton, Kate Upton, & oh yea Kate Upton. And in case you haven't noticed, we love Kate Upton.



Did I mention we love Kate Upton. Oh, well, we love Kate Upton.

THESE GIRLS NEED TO CUT IT OUT!

This is great. Girls doing it to girls.



The real questions is...why the hell did you bring scissors to the beach?!

POLITICS AS USUAL.

Boy I did alittle too much of this shit this past weekend...god bless new friends & San Francisco!



How was your Easter/Passover weekend kids?! Good?? GOOD! Now get the fuck back to work!

Now what song do I have for you today...hmmmMm? Ahh some good ol' NY shit! It's always kind of funny explaining the whole experience on what it was like growing up in NYC while hearing Biggie & Jay-Z & Nas live on the radio, kind of like how LA cats have to explain Tupac, NWA & WC to people that didn't live there. It was always something I wish everyone could feel, cuz I feel like it would help explain why a lot of us do what we do. I wasn't a Jay-Z fan until late HS to be honest (Biggie, Wu & Nas all the way haha) but one song that really stuck to me off he Reasonable Doubt (yes, one of the best albums of all fucking time for all you herbs) was Politics As Usual:



Man this song brings me back – back to business that is! This classic gets me so fucking pumped into hustle mode every time!



We got lotsa crazy rad shit going down for you guys this week! Yes, we got a Spring Clearance Sale (you're welcome) & the long awaited FREAKY FRIDAY THE 13th – MEEKY & OZZY T-SHIRT drop this Friday! I know you all are itching for some new new creep creep as well so I won't even talk about that shit till later!! So enjoy your start of another boring week & remember to smile! LOVE YA~