THE RAIN!

It seriously doesn't rain in SF. The Bay Area is still experiencing a drought - even though it apparently used to rain like a motherfucker a few years back. Whatever. Back East this coming weekend, it's going to be hot!

HEART BREAKER, HEART TAKER.

CLEAN UP THE KITCHEN!

Been on a Gremlins kick lately. Have never watched The Gremlins?! WTF? Ok. Call your crush over, roll a blunt, order in a pizza & spend Friday night right with a classic movie to make way for a classic bonesesh. Easy breezy. Have a good weekend! Special Sale code tonight + some more sexy pics of Creepettes to post!

I CHOO-CHOO-CHOOSE YOU!

MISERY LOVES COMPANY!



Looks like another Valentine's Day is upon us. Won't you please send n00dz to Ralph?! Hint hint his email is getbent@madcreepy.com!



Let's get al that hot love burning! OG Creepette Alysha Nett rocking our OG French Creeps tee for Flashback Friday! Seems just like yesterday when we started this company, funny thing is life is still a mess! Vegas next week time to get back on the Creeper Cam™!

THE SEVEN WONDERS.

A great season of American Horror Story. Great cast, story, and integration of classic themes with contemporary situations. And as much as we love hearing Coven get all you lovely little ladies' panties in a bunch, we love hearing Stevie Nicks even more. Fleetwood Mac, this one is for you. Everybody wants to date a hot witch until she hexes your ass! I know from experience! ;)

STEVIE WILLIAMS: TWS THE REASON '99

Philly!

THE VISITOR RETURNS TO THEATERS!!

This movie was just added to our "To-Watch" list. It has the potential to be a horrible experience, no less than the time you made out with your cousin, but what the heck, a blunt will be rolled & so will the good times!

THE VISITOR [Trailer] - Returns To Theaters This Halloween from Drafthouse Films on Vimeo.

THE SCI-FI EPIC THAT 1979 COULDN'T HANDLE

In this unforgettable assault on reality--restored and presented uncut theatrically for the first time ever in the U.S.--legendary Hollywood director/actor John Huston (The Maltese Falcon; Treasure Of The Sierra Madre) stars as an intergalactic warrior who joins a cosmic Christ figure in battle against a demonic 8-year-old girl, and her pet hawk, while the fate of the universe hangs in the balance. Multi-dimensional warfare, pre-adolescent profanity and brutal avian attacks combine to transport the viewer to a state unlike anything they've experienced... somewhere between Hell, the darkest reaches of outer space, and Atlanta, GA . The Visitor fearlessly fuses elements of The Omen, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, The Birds, Rosemary’s Baby, The Fury and even Star Wars creating the most ambitious of all '70s psychedelic mindwarps . Its baffling all-star cast includes Shelley Winters (Night Of The Hunter), Glenn Ford (Superman), Lance Henriksen (Aliens), Franco Nero (Django) and Sam Peckinpah (director of The Wild Bunch). 

Trailer by: Jason Eisener

THE CURSED!

Our Limited Edition Halloween tees have officially dropped on our Online Store. That's right, the only place to get them! Mind as well pick up some other shit too since everything is on SALE! Our Halloween events will be announced this week as well! Hope everyone is up to no good this weekend!

Denn Die Todten Reiten Schnell, or "for the dead ride fast" if you do not read German. Did you guys know that before the book was called Dracula, it was originally called The Dead Un-dead? As true Bram Stoker's Dracula groupies, we felt we'd bang a few of these super limited edition babies out for all our fans of a true timeless romance. If Coppola gets upset that we made these well, we hope he'll send the ghost of Vlad after us because shit, who doesn't want to become a vampire anyway right? Let the blood flow this Halloween, as the eternally cursed will reign again! True love never dies!




BUY THEM ONLINE EXCLUSIVELY BEFORE HEY SELL OUT NOW! Available in both black & white colorways.

KILL THE NOISE PART 1.

Electronic music has come a long way for better or for worse, but the videos in general have become pretty kick ass. This one is tight. The song isn't too bad either. Oh dubstep, what will we do with you?! You're like that obnoxiously stupid hot girl that just won't go away. Guess a date wouldn't hurt.



This video is like, Blade Runner meets Contra meets NOTLD meets

OCTOBER WELCOMES YOU!

I remember in 1st grade we had this thing in Computer Class (fucking up Carmen San Diego on them Commodores) called "October is Computer Learning Month." Kind of ironic in retrospect being that every hour these days is computer learning time. Any fucking way what the hell am I even writing about again?! Right. So they had a poster contest for it. I was all into art and shit at a early age (explains all my emotional issues presently) so obviously I killed that contest. The cool part was I wasn't even trying to win that bitch.



In case you didn't believe me: http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/computer-learning-foundation-announces-14th-annual-computer-learning-monthr-in-october-73020012.html

So I pretty much drew a computer monitor in pencil, outlined it with those ghetto pilot ink pens (Pilot used to the shit btw before Bic got all Jay-Z on us) with a keyboard drawn in perspective (next level shit I tell ya), and on the monitor were the words "October is Computer Learning Month" inside a batman sign. Damn right that's pretty much all I drew. Batman signs. Shit. Killed it I tell you. Wish I had a picture to show you. I won some kind of pennant and a certificate. Swear to god life was so easy cuz winning that kind of shit went a long way. Adults aren't happy with shit these days that don't end with vagina or dollar signs. I digress again. I wonder if I actually threw the poster away. Hopefully it's rolled up somewhere back in NYC. And yea, this post really has nothing to do with computers.

HAPPY CRAPPY OCTOBER you fucking dip shits! Who gives a fuck about Octoberfest & beer when I went ahead and did a store-wide markdown on almost every single damn item. CREEP STREET SALE?! Enjoy it.



Visit the Creep Street Little Shop of Horrors now or die stupid!

PIZZA BAGELS!

Well, technically you can eat pizza anytime regardless of it being a bagel or not, but I think what they're trying to say is you don't have to go to your pizzeria since it's readily available in your kitchen freezer. Regardless these are still amazing. Then there' Ellio's.



Wonder what this kid is up to these days being a little dip shit at such a young age. Probably owns some billion dollar tech company. What a shit head.

DUDE!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CIRCUMCIZED?

TURTLES IN TIME!

Dammit James! And Mike! This took me literally back in time! So much radness about the franchise, the cartoon, the toys, the movies, the games, ughhhh!!! I'll give up naked bitches any day just to go back and play this game and eat a pie a pizza with the homies. Ok, that's a lie, but maybe we can have a photoshoot with half naked bitches, eating pizza, playing Turtles in Time, and maybe have a blunt going around...? Hmmmm... DON'T YOU DARE STEAL THIS IDEA ASSHOLES! ;)

THE DIRT BIKE KID.

I actually never watched this movie...so let's watch it together. The RAD trailer is hilarious though!

When his mother sends Jack off with money to buy groceries, he comes home with a magic supercharged dirt bike instead. His mother is furious, but when Jack uses the magic bike to save the local hot dog stand from the clutches of corrupt big business, he becomes the town hero.

DAFT PUNK - RANDOM ACCESS MEMORIES.

Download it. It's awesome.



Which kinda takes us back to this, one of the greatest movies of all damn time...



Really akes you miss the Old New York doesn't it?!

HAPPY YOUR MOTHER'S DAY!!

Our fans always like to remind us that mom always come first! Nothing beats this classic, this would have been rated NC-17 in today's world. You would think with the amount of sextapes out there they'd ease up a bit! I don't even know if my parents knew we watched this movie when we were young. Oh 1980's you were so much more fun!



TROMA knows best.

KISSES LIKE...

Seriously?!

YOU BELONG TO THE CITY.

©Photo by Grayson Hügh Bagwell

A little fashionably late on today's Music Monday's post but fuck it nobody likes Mondays anyway haha. Gonna bore you with some heart to heart today so just skip to the boobs above if this becomes a super gay read. It's been a real long time since I've been back home in NYC and boy does it feel good to be back in the East! Spent the last few days in Boston seeing all the old homies & it's fucking awesome to see how everyone has changed, yet stayed the same. Even more gnarly walking through the bomb sites (didn't IG them out of respect) considering the last time I was back I was rolling my balls off in Boston (still pretty much the best night of my entire life) and we were still talking about it this weekend (don't tell mom). So umm, yea, boring read but yea, prayers to the victims & hi-5's to good fucking times with people you love.

What's even crazier is coming back from living out West (almost dreading returning back next week even though I love everything out there as well). Kinda surreal to describe the experience when you move around so much, creating new memories with so many new people. The good part is that it keeps you motivated, keeps things fresh, and allows you to creep things interesting too. Running a small business as a lot of you know is a fucking beautiful headache. When things get bad, they get real bad, but when things get good, it's ass & titties I'm sharing with you on the interwebz! Nevertheless I keep this company going because I have this odd connection with all you who follow our movement. I pretty much run this tiny operation as independently as I can to keep things as real as possible.  It's truly something different, and I'm glad you're all part of it. The fast life isn't for everyone, but it's a life some of us chose with no slowing down. I'm going to attempt to change the tempo a bit this week & hopefully get all these exciting projects we've been talking about & working on for fucking ages finally materialized. 2013 is the year of the Creeps! We say this every year but whatever it's fun to repeat so just fuck with it will ya?!



So here's to the faux vacation I'm taking this week. I'll be eating fancy dinners with the folks & smoking weed with my friends in Brooklyn. But don't worry I'll still be catching up on emails though some orders might get delayed lol! The whole point today really is that I hope everyone remembers the important things in life & continue to creep it real for the rest of theirs. May there be many good Creeper Cam moments to share with you on the Creepstagram this week & may you continue sharing yours with us as well! Summer 2013 cumming soon. It's really funny. A lot of you will like it, but most will hate it.

GOOD.

"What Makes You Think You're the One"

Today's Music Monday's post is brought to you courtesy of the homegirl Brielle. TUSK is a awesome album.