YOU KNOW THE SAYING...

Never run from the cops...

MOTION PICTURES.

 



Makez me so e-motional...

BOUNCING TITS.

Yep.



Pretty awesome. Creep Street Approved!

AND OUR #CREEPYBOOTY WINNERS ARE...

Pow pow pow! Thank you again to everyone (guys too) who participated & showed us all what a wild, beautiful bum is all about. It was super tough picking the final 5 (I personally loved them all), especially when some of us had different opinions on who had the "best booty"! Either way we love you for letting lose & shaking it a but for the Creeps & Creepettes. We hope you had as much fun as we did! Don't worry we'll have a few more of these crazy contests soon so get those squats on girl! Hahaha...

Drumroll please...

3rd PLACE Runner Up with 1404 votes is @lipstick_junkieee!



2nd PLACE Runner Up with 1634 votes is @kaylagraynilo!



...and our GRAND PRIZE WINNER of our entire panty collection, a $25 Starbucks gift card & a shit ton of other goodies goes too...



@kushsuicide with 2231votes! Hallelujah for that tone booty that everyone can appreciate!


Hot damn. And ya'll wonder why I'm single. Go check our Instagram if you missed out on the action this past week! Remember, life is short so let's have some fun. :)

WE SO DIRTY!

Should we bring back the Dirty Shirty for our ladies?! More pics of the bodacious Summer St. Claire by our lovely friend Gemma Edwards. Ya'll wanted boobies, so here they are. What else do you come on this shitty blog for? Our political views? Hahaha we'll save that for next week. Enjoy!

BLACK TAPE & STUFF.

Corny looking photographer, beautiful creature. I want to be black tape. Yep, there I said it.

Venge Vixen Nicole Mejia in The Black Tape Project from The Push Life on Vimeo.

GET LIVE! CREEP STREET'S TOP 20 LIVEJASMIN.COM SCREENCAPS!

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FITNESS AND STUFF.

It's like the movie Training Day. Except about like fitness & like boners and stuff. This is a great portfolio reel actually, her demonstrations show a clear understanding of the human body & how to tone muscle properly. She can be my personal trainer anytime.



WHAT A THIRST TRAP!

ANOTHER REASON WHY...

Scooters are wack as fuck. And I'm not just saying that. Unless you're 10 years old get the fuck off that awkward piece of shit. You're a top contender for never getting laid with Mr. Rollerblader in a business suit & helmet.



Props for the jump though. You fucktard.

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS WHEN WE WERE GOING TO COLLEGE?!

DAMN YOU JUICY J DID YOU EVEN PICK A WINNER?! Here's your answer:
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/juicy-j-offers-then-revokes-50-000-twerk-scholarship-20130822

DO NOT WANT DAUGHTERS!!

BOOTY ME DOWN.

God bless Brazil. Fuck a crime rate because this trip better happen for the Creeps before I get married. If I get married. Wait, why the fuck am I talking about marriage? Oh yea, because I need to marry all those asses right fucking now. Seriously, all that hard work brings tears to my eyes... thank you ladies.

DROP THAT ASS LOW!

Okay so this week is busy as fuck between finalizing projects, answering 300 emails, taking naps, and getting the upcoming Murder We Wrote II range on the way! I forgot about Titty Tuesday so here's some quick pics for a nice Ass Wednesday brought to you by our Bay Area fam Lumpsumzine. Those lucky fucks...

TAKING A BITE OUT OF CRIME!

One day we will be old and can't even wipe our own asses, but we will still smile knowing we made the best damn panties and put them on the finest ladies of all damn time. Best Butt Contest coming soon, the internet is not ready!! Be sure to follow Creepette Kaylee Danger for some more fun!

DASHA!

Is hot as bawlz. Damn Russians. They might be a bit crazy, but shit the genetics are great. Whenever anyone asks me why I tend to photograph women, well, do you really need an explanation when you see such a beautiful creature?! Photographers are just professional perverts remember that. We're just like really good at composition and angles and shit like that. Will somebody go to Russia & find her for me? Thanks! ;)

MISS BUMBUMM BRAZIL!

What is Miss BumBum Brazil you ask? Well, what do you think it is?! So yea just discovered there was this contest other than the Reef one. And this is why Brazil rules. Amazing.

LATHER IT UP!

There's so much perfect in this picture. I mean, look how clean those damn bathroom tiles are!

CREEP STREET & TITS & STUFF

 


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