WHY BORIS SUCKS AT BLOGGING...

Ugh been so tied up with other madness and updating all 50,000 other forms of social networking has forever incapacitated my ability to blog daily! How can I keep you loyal creepers updated with crappenings and tits and ass and stuff while all these beautiful Creepettes beckon me to get their pictures taken?! Life is full of difficult decisions, we know. More difficult than the time I had to wash my ex's accidental period blood off my mattress at 4am. Double ugh...!

So first things first – HI FUCKERS WE'VE MISSED YOU!

Let's be honest you spend most of your time on Instagram and are like fuck a blogspot hahaha so I'm not really feeling too bad about failing at posting here! But just for those who like to keep it real traditional I wanted to share with you a few things (and say thank you):

1. THIS SONG BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AWESOME and because I fucked up by not posting it up yesterday like a good creep would have.



Pretty much describes my mood these days. And since our whole team is pretty much stoned 24/7 this song sounds even more sick. Picture racing down the road in Miami with 2 super hot babes, heading towards your hotel suite, where in the next scene you chill covered in bubbles, feeding them chocolate covered strawberries while popping champagne in a mint green, heart-shaped bathtub overlooking a sunset over the water. FUCK. I just made you hate your life didn't I? Have no fear, just keep supporting us and we'll at least be able to post a photo of it down the line for ya! LOL.

2. CREEPAWAY CAMP II HAS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED!



Took long enough but at least we're getting better right?! We still have a few surprises lined up for you guys too. A special artist series dropping in July, New party packs coming in a week, and of course I, Boris the Ladykiller will be shooting a bodacious Creepette for our official SS14 Lookbook this weekend! We think you'll like her... So yes bitch yes watch out for some yummy Creepstagram action soon!

3. PARTY PHOTOS!

Wanted to share some rad flicks from the party we co-sponsored last Saturday in San Antonio, Texas! Our homies KNOX & Le Doom killed it and we're especially stoked to have them as part of our Creep Street family. So peep the photos Ghostpizza snapped on Facebook!

Post by Creep Street.

4. There's really nothing for 4 except a reminder to follow us on Twitter for the latest nonsense, ramblings, or titties of hot bitches we can't post on our Instagram.

5. Oh yea Titties! Cuz it's Tuesday. DUH.

BEEN A GOD DAMN FUCKING WHILE!

Yay at least SOMEONE still reads this blog! Hahaha things have been so crazy that I rarely have time to update this thing anymore. Besides, everyone loves Instagram, Twitter & Tumblr more anyway. Lucky for you we're on all 3!


Photo by Lumpsumzine ©2014

This past season was a murderous one wasn't it? We hope you guys enjoyed it! Talk about a killing the game! ;) So as you know we're getting ready & launching the SS14 Collection next month (hint, hint* Spring Sale coming right up!). For all of you that loved Creepaway Camp™ you're gonna find a lot of fun reprints of your favorites as well as some new goodies in the Creepaway Camp™ II launch! The Murder & Fuckoff buckets will be up, a whole shitload of lighters & new buttons will be up, as well as a spankin' hard restock of panties for all the yummy Creepettes will all be available online! Special collaborations I've kept talking about will finally be unveiling themselves once the weather gets warmer too (doesn't really feel like Spring yet does it?). I don't want to spoil all the surprises so I'll just hit ya with the picture of the week in the meantime. Hope I didn't post this one before. And even if I did fuck it, it's epic as fuck. Perverts. More news to come, as soon as we get the stupid but important stuff out of the way! :)



 Have a great weekend Creepz! Love you rong time.

THROWBACK THURSDAY.

Forgot to post a song for Music Monday, so here's a classic one for Throwback Thursday. The Eagles are still up there as being one of the best bands ever! We old. Lighting it, smoking it... Bye.



Better join the best #creepybooty contest on our Creepstagram - things are getting wild!

WE'RE BRINGING DJ DRAMA BACK TO THE BAY!

Living out in the West has it's perks. Other than the obvious climate factors, we have things such as amazing weed, smiles from strangers, and of course a fun party scene. We started throwing parties back in Boston every Halloween (we shall again), and as many of you might remember our crazy party with Juicy J last December in LA. But these days, we just hang out with homies that run shit in every city & it was only natural to start to throw some more fun events & shows feat. headlining DJ's under our Creep Street umbrella.



We're proud to bring back the legendary DJ Drama to the Bay Area with Ankh Marketing this coming January to start the New Year of 2014 right! With a lineup including DJ Amen & my main homie DJ Sean G it's going to night to dance to and go crazy! So we hope you join us at Mezzanine SF. Young California is in the building!

For advance ticket sales visit: http://www.ticketfly.com/event/436557

Bottle service please call: 415-625-8880

Booties will be shaking so lock Friday January 17th, 2014 in NOW!

COMBO!

HOW ABOUT A PICTURE OF THE WEEK + MUSIC VIDEO OF THE WEEK COMBO? BOOM!

MAZZY STAR!

Seeing this babe perform tonight! Who said Creeps didn't have a soft side?!

ICE JJ FISH.

LEGO THRILLER!

Lego Thriller by Annette Jung from Talking Animals on Vimeo.

What can I say, I'm not only a sucker for stop motion animation/ tediously created & crafted art & video, but for anything Michael Jackson related as well. I won't get too detailed right now cuz I'm tired as fuck about how Thriller impacted me as a kid, nor how much Michael Jackson had played a role in shaping my childhood from a creative standpoint, but I will say this: you are missed & your legacy is eternal, and the piece above is just a small portion of proof. Run-on sentences rule.



We miss you Michael. Often imitated, never duplicated, Just like Creep Street. ;)

NEMO HOES!

I bet Snoop would have never thought back then what a hilariously awesome interviewer/ show host he would be. There is so much greatness in these 15 minutes & if you disagree you can sucka a old fat penis.

IT'S SHOWTIME!

Posted this everywhere, but fuck it I'm gonna post it again! It's the picture of all pictures for this month. Whoever read the Creeps' mind & shopped this deserves a free tee.



Quite honestly sick of reading about Hannah Montana, but here I am writing about it too. ARGH! It's called PR 101 – she isn't sorry and it's the fucking VMA's not the Presidential Inauguration. She's got every radio, website, blog, tweet, instagram post talking about her which is what we in the Entertainment Industry call pretty fucking genius. She could have dressed like a nun and everyone would have made a fuss about her being sacrilegious or something. Ask more than half of America if they know the Bill of Rights they'd have no damn clue but they'll know exactly what Miley Cyrus tweeted last week. Get the fuck outta here with that shit!  I don't know all the Bill of Rights either but whatever I'm trying to make a cliche rant so let me have it!

If there is anything redeeming about her annoyingly catchy song & "interesting" 2013 VMA performance it's going to be the memes that follow. The Twerks of Art on Buzzfeed admittingly is pretty funny – http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/miley-cyrus-twerks-on-famous-paintings

I LOVE IT.

No seriously, I fucking love this video. Funny how this is better than 85% of those million dollar music videos out there. Really shows how rare good, fun ideas are these days. This is the cute kids in furry costumes music video to end all cute kids in furry costumes music videos... Enjoy!

Postino - I Love It (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) from Will Kindrick on Vimeo.

CREEPCHELLA™ 2013!

When was Coachella, like April? See that's how backed up shit here is! Shot these bad boys in film cuz I'm hipster cool like that. Meant to post these a while ago but here they are, have a trip down memory lane! Shout out to all the lovely ladies that got creeped on, it's all for the sake of art! Sorry Not Sorry! Never Not Lurkin' Creepchella™ 2014 here we go! Here's some cool butts. See the full lot on our FACEBOOK!




 



Happy Hump Day! Love you!

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG POPPA!

Happy Father's Day to all our deadbeat daddies & shout out to all you kids that put up with them! Just kidding! Call the old man if you haven't already or aren't celebrating with him & tell him how much you like today's music on the radio.



Being a parent isn't easy regardless if you're a man or woman but the important thing to remember as a product of them, you have a responsibility not to them necessarily, but to yourself. Respect yourself. It's about enjoying your life but also knowing when the time to stop the funny stuff & take care of business. This is really so that if you decide to give birth to life one day that you will be seriously a kickass person that will be a kickass parent that gives their kids a kickass childhood, regardless if they turn out to be pieces of shit later in life. And if they do, you can bet it's probably because they like discovered Creep Street. Hahaha Happy Daddy Day everyone!

BITCH DON'T KILL MY VIBE!

Recovering from a nasty little flu that crept up on the creep this past week, but happy to be able to resume normal activites! Trying to stay focused this weekend! Too bad the weather in the Bay is supposed to be super duper nice (JUST CAN"T WIN ANYMORE). Got these bitches in my life driving me crazy and all these fucking finalizations on the Summer collection digging me a early grave! Ugh.

Just gonna zone out like homegirl over here. Ironic how this hot hippie has perfectly shaped fake boobs yet is trying to be all spiritual about shit. Perhaps that's the point. Why is everything so confusing these days?!



Oh drugs...





Death to Molly! Well, use sparingly and be smart about shit. We ain't your moms. Live life to it's fullest, and enjoy your weekend fuckfaces! Creep it real & be yourself - everyone else is taken!

Love, -Ladykiller Changstein Jr., Esq.

1-UP!

There's always someone in the crew that just takes it one...finger too damn far! It's really the facial expression that get's me every time with these funny little perverts. The thirst is real! And speaking of thirst, there's gonna be some bad bitches in town this weekend for this party so let's all get our creep on shall we?! Indeed we shall.



See ya'll at the party tonight! There's still time to BUY TICKETS ONLINE, so if you haven't..

HOW I QUIT CRACK!

Not enough time in the day...to blog. Thank god for instant pleasures of Instagram, Twitter, Vine, & Snap Chat to keep us all mindlessly entertained with our daily activities! Anyway, it's going to be a long fucking weekend. With Memorial Day creeping up, we really hope you guys got some excellent plans rolling up - which reminds me to get some more ummm... stuff to roll!

Gonna get weird tonight with the homies! Mater Suspiria Vision and How I Quit Crack show!



MATER SUSPIRIA VISION - SERENITY [Official Video - Directed by Cosmotropia de Xam, 2013] from Mater Suspiria Vision on Vimeo.
This shit is gonna be tight. Usually not all about this witch haus type stuff because let's be honest, with all the fake LA goths out there & with witchcraft being so "trendy" these days, how many are really ready to admit that shit is just about drugs? All I know is that there better be hot hipster bitches in the dark ready to get molested.

A BAND CALLED...DEATH!

So dope, can't wait for it to hit theatres peep the website for showtimes in a city near you!


A BAND CALLED DEATH [Trailer] from Drafthouse Films on Vimeo.

On VOD/iTunes May 24 & in Theaters June 28 – 
 
"Before Bad Brains, the Sex Pistols or even the Ramones, there was a band called Death. Punk before punk existed, three teenage brothers in the early '70s formed a band in their spare bedroom, began playing a few local gigs and even pressed a single in the hopes of getting signed. But this was the era of Motown and emerging disco. Record companies found Death’s music— and band name—too intimidating, and the group were never given a fair shot, disbanding before they even completed one album. Equal parts electrifying rockumentary and epic family love story. A Band Called Death chronicles the incredible fairy-tale journey of what happened almost three decades later, when a dusty 1974 demo tape made its way out of the attic and found an audience several generations younger. Playing music impossibly ahead of its time, Death is now being credited as the first black punk band (hell...the first punk band!), and are finally receiving their long overdue recognition as true rock pioneers."

GET TURNT!

1015 Folsom (San Francisco) is proud to present one of the most stacked lineups deep in the 808 kicks and hi hat 16th rolls to have ever come through the club. This massive banger of a show features MVP of the MPC, ARAAB MUZIK! The list of Trap and Bass heavy talent is a long one with Heroes x Villains, LOUDPVCK, Branchez, Buku, and a ton more. Get here for an awesome trap music showcase, pick up your tickets for this one NOW!



- TURNT -
featuring AraabMUZIK
Heroes x Villains
LOUDPVCK
Branchez
UltraViolet (Trap City)
G Jones // BUKU
Brrrang-A-Dang ft Remy Fox (ham on everything)
Skulltrane // Trevor Kelly
Nebakaneza // Kidnapped
10P-3A / $17.50 / 21+

BONER SQUAD Presents: CREEPCHELLA 2013

My little protege Mikey put together this rad video that pretty much summed up our Coachella 2013 weekend. The weather was rad, including Darude's god fucking sand storm on the last day but in a way Wu-tang & Red Hot Chili Peppers became a even more memorable show hahaha. Maybe he'll send me the unedited version of drugs, sex, and alcohol. Then again, I probably couldn't show you that shit anyway! See if you can spot my corny ass! Weekend 2 goers – do it up baby! Life is short, spread the love and stop being a punk ass bitch!



Happy Humpday! Positive vibes baby! <3 Boris

BLURRED LINES.

Thank god they didn't blur anything else. The NSFW version of this video has generated quite some controversy. We know, how can Emily Ratajkowski NOT be married to me?! People need to just enjoy shit. Today's Titty Tuesdays is dedicated to you future wifey!

*REPOST SINCE YOUTUBE BANNED THE FIRST ONE ;)*






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