MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Has it been 6 months? Do people still ready shitty blogs like ours? Don't you like our Instagram & Tumblr better? Do you miss my corny jokes as much as I miss telling them? Do you miss strange videos, old music videos, tits, ass, and rad finds? Damn it, we should probably get back on our shit huh?!

Well, hope all you are having a happy holiday. I really just wanted to stop by and say hello real quick & wish you a Merry Christmas if you like doing white people stuff, Happy Kwanzaa if you like doing African people stuff, Feliz Navidad if you like doinggg... oh nevermind I ran out of stupid jokes. Here's the Interview by the way if you wanted to watch it before it get's taken down (along with this site LOL).



And here's some TNA because we owe it to ya.









PERV! ;)

We're going to update our website & get rid of this blog & integrate it into the site EVENTUALLY - so thanks for fucking around with us until we do. Now go do something fun other than stare at your phone or computer or tablet or whatever the fuck the gov't has got you hooked on these days. We love you long time.

xoxo Boris "The Ladykiller" Changstein, Jr. Esq.

AND OUR #CREEPYBOOTY WINNERS ARE...

Pow pow pow! Thank you again to everyone (guys too) who participated & showed us all what a wild, beautiful bum is all about. It was super tough picking the final 5 (I personally loved them all), especially when some of us had different opinions on who had the "best booty"! Either way we love you for letting lose & shaking it a but for the Creeps & Creepettes. We hope you had as much fun as we did! Don't worry we'll have a few more of these crazy contests soon so get those squats on girl! Hahaha...

Drumroll please...

3rd PLACE Runner Up with 1404 votes is @lipstick_junkieee!



2nd PLACE Runner Up with 1634 votes is @kaylagraynilo!



...and our GRAND PRIZE WINNER of our entire panty collection, a $25 Starbucks gift card & a shit ton of other goodies goes too...



@kushsuicide with 2231votes! Hallelujah for that tone booty that everyone can appreciate!


Hot damn. And ya'll wonder why I'm single. Go check our Instagram if you missed out on the action this past week! Remember, life is short so let's have some fun. :)

TIME IS TICKING!

LAST DAY OF OUR CREEPSTAGRAM #creepybooty Contest & last day to get FREE SHIPPING with code CREEPYBOOTY!



Thank You For Creeping With Us!

GOGO BLACKWATER : DANCES WITH WOLVES.

Some of you might know that Gogo Blackwater was one of the very first girls I sought out after Chip & I started the brand back in 2006. That's right! Even before I introduced half the Streetwear world to superbabe Alysha Nett (lol she'll kill me for probably stating that)! Not only a 300% awesome lady with beautiful tattoos, but she also reviewed horror flicks! Shit. Being in internet love was a understatement.

At that point Suicide Girls was even more of a cult than it is today, which made it even that much more special and is something we'll always take pride in. After all these years as we all continued to evolve, I'm stoked that even to this day Cristina remains one of our top Creepettes. And that says a lot considering how many drop dead gorgeous females I've been lucky enough to come across. Can't wait till you come back to America, we've missed you dearly. Satan Is Waitin'!

  Gogo from alex panichi on Vimeo.

STREET FIGHTER II: CHURCH EDITION

This shit had me in tears...



Have a good weekend kiddos! All the good homies are at the Agenda LB tradeshow this week seeiming to have a good time. Total FOMO moment. Although I initially vowed to never formally do a Creep Street booth at Magic or Agenda, certain things have started to turn the tide a bit. Hmmm, wouldn't that be something huh? The first tade show booth with a glow in the dark stripper poll. Or mud wresting bath. The possibilities are truly endless. Only Creep Street...



Kinda wanna watch The Conjuring this weekend too. It's always nice to hear girls shit their pants watching horror films. The hard part is getting a girl who'd want to be seen with me in public! London next week, then back to Vegas for tradeshow parties & linking up with old homies in mid August. Hopefully I'll be able to get the perfect balance of business & pleasure (mostly pleasure) out in Great Britain with the UPRAWR Birmingham party creeping right up! Better start taking some vitamins, with our America's Most Haunted Capsule Collection finally dropping in 2 weeks it's going to be truly, a epic, endless summer...



BE FREE!

ROLLERBLADING.

Is okay if you're a hot girl and you fall.

YOU BELONG TO THE CITY.

©Photo by Grayson Hügh Bagwell

A little fashionably late on today's Music Monday's post but fuck it nobody likes Mondays anyway haha. Gonna bore you with some heart to heart today so just skip to the boobs above if this becomes a super gay read. It's been a real long time since I've been back home in NYC and boy does it feel good to be back in the East! Spent the last few days in Boston seeing all the old homies & it's fucking awesome to see how everyone has changed, yet stayed the same. Even more gnarly walking through the bomb sites (didn't IG them out of respect) considering the last time I was back I was rolling my balls off in Boston (still pretty much the best night of my entire life) and we were still talking about it this weekend (don't tell mom). So umm, yea, boring read but yea, prayers to the victims & hi-5's to good fucking times with people you love.

What's even crazier is coming back from living out West (almost dreading returning back next week even though I love everything out there as well). Kinda surreal to describe the experience when you move around so much, creating new memories with so many new people. The good part is that it keeps you motivated, keeps things fresh, and allows you to creep things interesting too. Running a small business as a lot of you know is a fucking beautiful headache. When things get bad, they get real bad, but when things get good, it's ass & titties I'm sharing with you on the interwebz! Nevertheless I keep this company going because I have this odd connection with all you who follow our movement. I pretty much run this tiny operation as independently as I can to keep things as real as possible.  It's truly something different, and I'm glad you're all part of it. The fast life isn't for everyone, but it's a life some of us chose with no slowing down. I'm going to attempt to change the tempo a bit this week & hopefully get all these exciting projects we've been talking about & working on for fucking ages finally materialized. 2013 is the year of the Creeps! We say this every year but whatever it's fun to repeat so just fuck with it will ya?!



So here's to the faux vacation I'm taking this week. I'll be eating fancy dinners with the folks & smoking weed with my friends in Brooklyn. But don't worry I'll still be catching up on emails though some orders might get delayed lol! The whole point today really is that I hope everyone remembers the important things in life & continue to creep it real for the rest of theirs. May there be many good Creeper Cam moments to share with you on the Creepstagram this week & may you continue sharing yours with us as well! Summer 2013 cumming soon. It's really funny. A lot of you will like it, but most will hate it.

GOOD.

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM...

NOW WE HERE!

TEAM DEAD!

Probably one the best shots from TW3RK or TREAT Wednesday night via Nikkilipstick! Still waiting for the rest. In SUS we TRUST! Thanks to everyone for continuing to support the movement, our friends, and what we all are trying to make happen. Our clique is thick! We love you!



LA see you this weekend! Hit the creeps up if you wanna rage Saturday night. But only if you're single, female, as hot as fuhhHhhhh. ;)

TEENAGE WASTELAND!

Get bent this weekend! But first, somebody get this bitch a glass of water.

AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!

White girls can try, but, sorry boo...TWERK TEAM THURSDAYS BIYOTCH!

SEAMS RIGHT.

SON OF A DITCH!

Those fucking guys at Globe are at it again...as if their first video wasn't awesome enough, they decided to come out with another! This time showcasing new rad ass Bantam colorways – THE BLAZERS. Eye candy overload! Fuck this company I'm rolling with them! ;)






Fuck. Summer can't come soon enough. Thanks Gareth for the link!

WHAT A LUCKY FUCK!

Whoever's girl this is - you better not fuck this relationship up, or I'm going to fuck your relationship up! If this is your Friday night, I salute you. Enjoy your weekend ya little fuckers!

PLUCK MY PINK STRINGS.

Not sure if I posted this before...but really, why the fuck not again?! TGIF!

TELL YA MOTHA I SAY HELLO!

Isn't mom the best?!



Ladies (and fellas)! Today is a rare moment to seriously reflect how much it's gonna suck when you become a mother because of what a horrible person you are at the moment. All that drug using & alcohol and random hooking up is really going to go over well when you're trying to teach your kid some values! I mean, our parents have done it – why the hell do you think they were such assholes growing up?! One can only hope your children will learn from your mistakes! Hahaha! But on a serious note! If you haven't called her already, or sent her flowers, I guess it's never too late. A little gesture goes a long way for women. And for all those who may have lost theirs, this day is even more important. As for those who got fucked up ones...call grandma instead, she's always got shit on lock! On a funny note, my buddy Ricky thought it would be nice if I shared this with you creeps, and honestly it couldn't have been a better day to post it!



Shit who has the patience for that?! And who the hell is going to "express" their love by squeezing their breast milk for another child? And who the fuck is going to drink someone else's breast milk (other than me)?! If any of you women need assistance however, I am quite "handy" and will be more than happy to lend a helping "hand." Just in case things become a "handful." GET IT?!

Happy Mother's Day bitches! Tell ya momz I say hello! Seriously, she did alright with you! Thanks for being part of MY filthy family!

xoxo
Boris the Ladykiller

TWERK TEAM THURSDAYS?!

I'm going to skip Thrashin' Thursdays today because ummm...this is just greatness. People always like to talk about Black culture & frown upon this & that. They also love to talk about Hip Hop being dead. Well ya'll can blame your fanboy interneting self for allowing Youtube celebs to be born & tumblr for watering down decades of culture. So eat a dick because everyone "hates pop music & southern rap blah blah" – but yea – no one's complaining when they're getting down at the fucking club! Quit bitching, get money, enjoy fucking life & shake that fucking ass! "We love that shit, we love that shit!"



FRISKY BUSINESS BABY SUMMER 2012. GET READY BECAUSE WE FUCKING RUN THIS SHIT. 
THE CREEPS GO DEEP.

ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

CLAP CLAP.



BRICK SQUAD!!! Had a semi productive weekend (but not enough - I'm a stubborn workaholic can't help it), that kinda just ended up me catching a 3-6 Mafia show with DJ Paul & Juicy J slaying an entire crowd of Skate rats & white girls. Fucking amazing is all I can say. Weird house parties would follow and all I can say is that being in a car trunk with another person with lunchables isn't as bad as it might sound & that this city is completely fucked. Yep.





I wish you & yours a bootiful week!

I'M GEEKED UP!

Because 2012 is the year of Juicy J. Just Sayin'...



And because light skinned shorty in the video needs to be my wife. Just sayin'!

Got a few overdue photos to share too (REALLY behind on them) so here's some pics from Art Basel Miami I forgot to share back in December 2011! Editing is a bitch, especially when half your pics are of tits hahaha ;) I will post best of January 2012 later this week, then February, and then finally March! :) Time fucking flies when you get only 3 hours of sleep every night...

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I've lurked some other peeps that covered the weekend as well. Most notedbly Rony & Mr. Last Nights Party himself. Kinda trippy looking back thinking you're standing right next to the person you have no idea is & blogging the same shit. Bumping into the Arab Parrot was some funny shit too. The world is actually one big refection of the internet these days. Ugh makes me sick! LOL. Reminds of the time I shook hands with a serial killer, but I'll save that story for another time.

Someone get me a zip & a double cup por favor...MURDER MONDAYS!!