THE FULL HOUSE OF HORROR!

THE SEVEN WONDERS.

A great season of American Horror Story. Great cast, story, and integration of classic themes with contemporary situations. And as much as we love hearing Coven get all you lovely little ladies' panties in a bunch, we love hearing Stevie Nicks even more. Fleetwood Mac, this one is for you. Everybody wants to date a hot witch until she hexes your ass! I know from experience! ;)

HEAD CRUSHER!

Being on a flight for 12 hours is a pretty good head crusher but since I'm in London this week (weed is pretty expensive out here might I add) I thought I might bring some joy into it with a nice little throwback - THE KIDS IN THE HALL! Everyone go fat.

IT'S MONDAY!

THE PAINTED LADIES.

Man, you don't fucking say! American TV really does suck!

BACK DOOR TEEN MOM.

She's a natural. Except her tits. Might be the hottest & dumbest chick on the show. Whatever. She does anal & squirts. Winner Winner Fuck your dinner!



It's a 1 gig plus download or just stream it somewhere. Not worth the purchase but worth a good spank. Creep Street Approved.

KISSES LIKE...

Seriously?!

FUCK PANTS!

Oh and some Creepchella tits for you! RATCHELLA 2013!! (Got flagged on Instagram last night...hahahaha)

"I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE."

Everything about this guy is on another fucking level. Both of them.



Probably one of the best and worst talk shows of all time. Nothing said America liked Jerry fucking Springer! And nothing said WTF like every person on this show. Shazam!

WATER SKIS & COWBOY BOOTS.

Love Connection needs to come back on TV. And not the MTV Next kind, LOVE FUCKING CONNECTION! Oh and Linda totally sucked this dick on the first date. This episode is amazing. Hahahahaha!

CAN I HAVE A KISS?

HAhahahHAhAHahahaa!! Dying of laughter...probably one of the dumb most funny episodes of Martin! Miss the old days...

CUT. IT. OUT!

Hahahah Joey Gladstone...

FILTHY CHICKS!

We're just here for the chicks!

SUPER DEATH!

CAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND DO THIS?

Goddamn Spanish television...is amazing. Off on a quick road trip down to LA this weekend to take care of some business. If you're a babe and wanna smoke one, let's do it! Happy Friday fuckfaces! Crazy schedule for the next 3 months, so unless there's tits or ass in your messages, stop the dumb emails! ;)

SCARED STRAIGHT.

This shit is crazy and funny as hell. How do you keep a teen out of jail? By telling them they will get raped haha!



Nothing scares thugs more than surprise buttsex.

JENNIFER GARNER TRYING TO BE A SNEAKY BITCH!

*DIES!*

SHE'S GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT IT...

LURKAHOLICS!

We loved this guy already, and we loved our WEIRD hoody a lot too. And now we get to love him even more. Dayam that's a lot of love! Love it!



Blake Anderson is Creep Street Approved!

THE THIGH MASTER!

First there was:



And then there was:



And then there was:



And then there was:



And then there was:



And now there is:



Damn. I forgot that she was in Step By Step too. You fought that cancer well woman, you look gnarly nowadays, but we still love the shit outta you!