WHY BORIS SUCKS AT BLOGGING...

Ugh been so tied up with other madness and updating all 50,000 other forms of social networking has forever incapacitated my ability to blog daily! How can I keep you loyal creepers updated with crappenings and tits and ass and stuff while all these beautiful Creepettes beckon me to get their pictures taken?! Life is full of difficult decisions, we know. More difficult than the time I had to wash my ex's accidental period blood off my mattress at 4am. Double ugh...!

So first things first – HI FUCKERS WE'VE MISSED YOU!

Let's be honest you spend most of your time on Instagram and are like fuck a blogspot hahaha so I'm not really feeling too bad about failing at posting here! But just for those who like to keep it real traditional I wanted to share with you a few things (and say thank you):

1. THIS SONG BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AWESOME and because I fucked up by not posting it up yesterday like a good creep would have.



Pretty much describes my mood these days. And since our whole team is pretty much stoned 24/7 this song sounds even more sick. Picture racing down the road in Miami with 2 super hot babes, heading towards your hotel suite, where in the next scene you chill covered in bubbles, feeding them chocolate covered strawberries while popping champagne in a mint green, heart-shaped bathtub overlooking a sunset over the water. FUCK. I just made you hate your life didn't I? Have no fear, just keep supporting us and we'll at least be able to post a photo of it down the line for ya! LOL.

2. CREEPAWAY CAMP II HAS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED!



Took long enough but at least we're getting better right?! We still have a few surprises lined up for you guys too. A special artist series dropping in July, New party packs coming in a week, and of course I, Boris the Ladykiller will be shooting a bodacious Creepette for our official SS14 Lookbook this weekend! We think you'll like her... So yes bitch yes watch out for some yummy Creepstagram action soon!

3. PARTY PHOTOS!

Wanted to share some rad flicks from the party we co-sponsored last Saturday in San Antonio, Texas! Our homies KNOX & Le Doom killed it and we're especially stoked to have them as part of our Creep Street family. So peep the photos Ghostpizza snapped on Facebook!

Post by Creep Street.

4. There's really nothing for 4 except a reminder to follow us on Twitter for the latest nonsense, ramblings, or titties of hot bitches we can't post on our Instagram.

5. Oh yea Titties! Cuz it's Tuesday. DUH.

BODYSNATCHING GOODNESS!

Behold... it has arrived...

CREEP STREET: MURDER WE WROTE™ II from Creep Street on Vimeo.

Creep Street proudly presents the Murder We Wrote™II Official Winter 2013 Video Lookbook. Happy Fucking New Year! This is our largest collection yet! We've brought back quite few classics since you guys all kept asking for them & then spiced the collection up with some crazy new shit & we hope you love it all! Dial 187 on these motherfuckers! Ooh Kill 'Em!

For the Official Photo lookbook:
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THE MOST HAUNTED!

CREEP STREET Presents: America's Most Haunted!™ from Creep Street on Vimeo.

The video is up, the pictures are up, and your girl's skirt is up. Let's get creepy! See the official shots from our America's Most Haunted™ Look Book on our FACEBOOK! We hope you enjoy!

SMOKING THE COMPETITION...

And YES – they will be for sale... ;) #MurderWeWroteII

CREEPY CVLT LIFE!

This video & song is fucking cultastically amazing.



How is everyone doing? Skipped a whole damn week of blogging (as if you really noticed) due to a shitfuck schedule. So last week many of you probably know by now America's Most Haunted had officially launched on the Little Shop of Horrors. I had a crap load of technical difficulties due to an outdated browser & slow ass fucking old computer which had prevented the launch from happening at Midnight. Let's not even mention some family came into town from NYC whom I had to entertain amongst the madness. Nevertheless thank you again (especially to those who have stayed up past midnight) for all your patience.

And then there was motherfucking facemelter Vegas. Agenda & Magic hit the boxing ring to see who could pull the most fashion traffic this August, and it seems like Agenda pulled a fast right hook & took the fight. It wa good to see the homies & the babes of course, but I'm glad to be back. Honestly too old to party the way we continually do in the City of Sin, but you know when in Rome...

Another big announcement is that I, Ladykiller Changstein will no longer be shipping out your orders with handwritten labels and packages! :( As sad as I am to not personally hand pack most of your orders I'm happy to say the reason is we have a new shipping warehouse! This means automatic tracking added to all your orders, faster customer service, and me having more time to look at your awesome n00dz in the inbox.

See? Everyone wins! Be sure to direct any online store inquiries to shop@madcreepy.com. We still have a NO-RETURN unless defective or incorrect policy so don't be an asshole & read all product descriptions carefully!






And don't forget to use code HAUNTED10 at checkout! It's valid till Saturday, August 31st so take advantage of that extra 10% OFF your entire order! I'll finally be posting up sexy pics from the London shoots this week as well. Summer ain't over yet so let's get Creepy! Enjoy your week ladies & gentlemen! I will try my best to get back to all your emails as well!

Love,
Boris Ladykiller Chngstein Jr., Esq. aka Beef Twerky aka Mily Cyrus' tongue.

IT'S PIZZA TIME!

Anyone that has ever told you they don't love Pizza is a damn liar! Happy Friday Fuckfaces! ‪#‎AmericasMostHaunted‬ drops at Midnight! I think LOL. The Creeps love YOU!

AMERICA'S MOST HAUNTED DROPS THIS WEEK!

A literal nightmare getting this collection out to you awesome guys in a timely manner but we like to make sure everything is perfect! We're gonna wait a few more days for everything to get to our new warehouse before we do a official online drop & restock but thanks again for your patience! We had a shit load of fun making this capsule collection for you. Summer ain't over yet!

AMERICA'S MOST HAUNTED.

Ya'll ain't ready...

THE CHOP SHOP!

Our good friends at MashKulture wanted to do their own version of a lookbook with our Murder We Wrote™ collection this season & all we can say is...we fucking love it! Here are a few favorites, make sure you peep MashKulture.net for the rest!






 ©2013 Photography by IAMBARNIE.

THE PAPER READ MURDER...

It's motherfucking here! Watch it. Then Watch it again. Then like it. Love it. Share it. Repeat. MURDER! DEATH! KILL!


CREEP STREET Presents MURDER, WE WROTE™ from Creep Street on Vimeo.

We proudly present to you the Murder We Wrote™ Official Spring 2013 Video Lookbook! Bloopers & all that behind the scenes madness! Originally aimed for a formal Winter 2012 drop, calendar challenges actually worked out allowing us to put even more filthy love into a bigger Spring drop! While we brought back some of our most iconic (and your favorite) pieces, we really went dark this season & murdered out everything old & new! We hope you enjoy this devilishly dark (and handsome) collection as much as we did making & shooting it.

We put the F-U back in fun! Kill 'Em All!

And if you haven't yet, lurk the photos (all shot in film like it should be) on our Facebook!

Love, Boris "Ladykiller" Changstein Jr., Esq.
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 Special Thanks:
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- Ray Echevers re1000.com 
- Sarah Ann Miller instagram.com/sarahann_miller
- DJ Honey Cutt instagram.com/djhoneycutt 
- TJ Marsh III instagram.com/doctor_tj

Music Credits: 
"Holla, Holla" – Ja-Rule courtesy of Murder, Inc./Def Jam ©1998. 
"I Got 5 On It" – Luniz coutesy of Noo Trybe ©1995.

MURDER WAS THE CASE!

So I was supposed to go out for dinner with this chick last night, but I was so stoned when I got back home I completely assed out for 6 hours & now here I am. But fuck a date because as much as I like food, I like weed & naps that much more. That being said, I hope ya'll had a great weekend!

Today's Murder Mondays reveals our official Murder We Wrote™ Lookbook shot all in film! You can see the full set on our FACEBOOK PAGE so make sure you do that & invite all your rad friends to like our page! I'm also going to drop the exclusive ASSTRAY set for you creepers this week as well as the official Video Lookbook! What a fucking exciting week guys! Here's some pics I liked that didn't make the final cut:








Oh and one more thing just to prove how fucking awesome Creep Street is! Use code MURDER15 (inspired from march 15th, the ides of March when Caesar was killed) at checkout for 15% OFF your order. Bang motherfucking bang bitches!

SAY IF YOU A BAD BITCH PUT YOUR HANDS UP HIGH!

I think the chicks are REALLY going to like this one!



With only a few days left till we finish receiving the remainder of our long awaited MURDER WE WROTE™ Collection, it's time to clean the house! Not the annoying kind your mom makes you do but in the awesome way where it's like oh man, we want to make room for all the new shiz! But really it means you cheap ass tricks can cop all the stuff your wanted but now can really get a bargain on! It's pretty much the BIGGEST SALE we've had all year considering you're getting an ADDITIONAL 50% OFF already marked down items! SHIT. FUCK. RIGHT?! And to further fuck shit up even more ALL snapbacks are now $10 too! We just want you to get Creepy! Now go take advantage because Murder We Wrote™ promises nothing but Darkness!

Also note Valentine's Day is creeping up so here's your chance to prove your love! She might even let you finally put it in her butt! Enter code BADBITCHES at checkout to enjoy 50% off all ladies gear. We'll even throw in a koozie with every order too! Expires this weekend so spread the filth because once they are gone, THEY ARE GONE!

GAME OVER!

Taking flick's from the 80's to make our tees so crayzay! Looks familiar yes? This movie has such a fucked up plot it's amazing. Enjoy your weekend hope it consists of pizza, booze, and boobs. And not in that exact order. Gonna have a little sale for you freaks coming up too just cuz you've been working so hard to start this school year on a fresh note! ;)

FUCKING FRISKY!

The shop is finally open! As of Midnight this morning, okay give or take a little over midnight we unveiled the brand spankin' Hollyweird doctor style face lift of our Little Shop of Horrors. Can't even begin to explain how much work went into getting this new shop open for you all but fuck it cause we love you that much!



Whew! But we're far from done. Let's just say there may or may not have been 50,000 things going on for the past 3 months that may or may not have prevented us from releasing this collection in the timely fashion we would have intended, but I'll save the boring talk for another time. What really matters is that FRISKY BUSINESS is in full fucking effect!

Summer ain't over yet bitches! Head to our Twitter & Facebook to peep the special discount code as well to make up for making you creepers wait so long. There's still a few minor things to iron out (we're gonna get UPS live track shipping up and running and some other minor cosmetic things fixed), but overall I think you guys will be pretty stoked! You guys moaned & groaned and believe it or not, we listened!

• Live mobile browsing & mobile shopping ready. Check.
• Fully navigational user-friendly shopping interface. Check.
• Search bar so you can well, search for shit. Check.
• FREE U.S. Shipping for all orders over $100.00. Epic.

Hats will arrive in 2 weeks so we'll get that up ASAP. Trust me I've been waiting the longest for those! The official Frisky Business Lookbook also drops this week as well. Just trying to pace things so we don't overkill you with radness ya know? Tons of exciting things in the works! Sexy photoshoots, Halloween Party, a Top Secret epic Christmas Party (this one will melt your faces off), the Fall / Holiday 2012 Collection (won't even get into that one...YET) and way long overdue Creepette spotlights to brighten your weeks! No recess! WTF FTW! We've gone fucking crazy!



Anyway, enjoy your fucking week and buy a shitload of stuff so we can stay in business. ;)

YOUR CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY!

When there isn't enough time in the day, you just have to make time. Things have been INSANE. Apologies for slacking on emails as well our inbox looks more crowded than your mom's vagina in '72! But we will get back to you promise!~



Hi Everyone! IT'S FRIDAY YAY! This season might be one of our favorites, I think you guys will be quite please. The shop is just about ready to open any day now (hehe love teasing sorry). Are you ready?! Who would have thought you fuckers could be so patient? Your parents would be so proud. We love you. Stay Creepy & let's get FRISKY!

BACK IN L.A.!

Back in Los Angeles for the week to shoot some sexy Frisky Business flicks, see my homies, and watch another one of them get hitched! The madness never stops! Nobody wants to let me launch the damn shop! ;P



How do you know you're getting older?! Cause every fucking person you know is getting married! But it's nice to see your homies making moves & settling with a dope girl. Can't keep getting n00dz from strangers! Or can you? Ah Marriage. It really makes you think...shit, how long can I keep this Creep shit up?! The answer is: Forever! The future Mrs. Creep Street has no idea what she's gotten herself into! Oh and I get to see my favorite girl this week as we get her back into some Creep Street Frisky Business!

You'll can thank us later!



Alysha Nett always doing big things (nothing new)! I'm sure most of you follow her on the internet but it you don't I can understand why you must frown so much in life. We stay supporting this rad chic! I'll try to take a nice pic of her butt for ya on Instagram! ;)

WE TRIPPY MANE!

Trying to get this shop up running as soon as we can for all you bitches! Thanks for being so patient. It's a tough life to live, but oh seeing you lovely ladies naked makes it all worth it! Frisky Business! The summer ain't over yet!







Stay trippy!

4EVER YOUNG.

It's funny when you shift through old folders & you find some craziness from way back! And I'm not talking about naked pictures of my exes! You start off with a huge smile being like look at the memories...and then you sit back & say fuck, I'm getting old! Here's some pics I stumbled across from our Creep Street Summer 2009: Bloodfeast Collection I shot in Hull, MA.



I remember the sun came out after it rained for most of the morning & we had a van of 8 people being like – FUCK – and I said fuckit we're gonna do it anyway cause that's just what it's gonna be. And also because it's almost impossible to get more than 5 of your buddies in one place at once without alcohol involved. But man, the beach was so fucking beautiful after the rain, it was all flat & melodramatic and shit. Hull is a trip (home of buddy Johnny Cupcakes)! We even got kicked out of the Arcade there too hahaha (figures).

Funny part about this brand was that it was always about the homies. And you can bet every photoshoot I've done has involved them which I think gives what we do a little more meaning. How else are my loser friends gonna get to see boobs right?! Haha so here's to them! Think I'll post a bunch of our older stuff on the Facebook & maybe have you fools vote for your favorite design to reprint? Hmmm...






Summer is already in the air...man those Rod Stewart shirts we made were rad!

WHO LIKES FREE SHIPPING?!

Well it's time for the last Fucking Epic Sale of the Season! HELL YEA FUCKING RIGHT!


(Boris, you like Drake & Weezy?! Hell yea, hell yea, hell yea, fucking right I do!)

Man, you guys & gals & killed it for the Party All Night, Creep All Day season, hope you all were psyched! :) Apologies as we were seriously overwhelmed with love these past few weeks so there might be a slight lag in order arrivals but be patient – they shall arrive! And don't forget about the FARTIST PROJECT either! MENS & WOMENS Meeky & Ozzy tees are still available! The smaller and larger size got snatched up quick! Fuckit I put those joints on sale too (John don't kill me hahaha). Think I might as well add them to the main shop later to make your lives easier...

I'm kind of in a good mood right now, this weekend was kind of refreshing. Weird nonetheless, but refreshing haha! My best homie back in NY got jumped but woke up in the hospital with a fucking smile cuz he's a fucking gangsta, and we all have to congratulate co-founder Chip with his new job with the ENJOI Skate fam! Damn life is so fucking crazy but you know what, all's well that ends well. Must be that taste of Summer all in and around my mouth! Happy Monday too – Lurking While Ya' Working!! Actually I think she's Creeper Camming...



Drumroll por favor...And now for the Hell Yea Fucking Right Spring Clearance Sale!



All Tees are already $15.00, Fleece is $20.00 & all them other rad goodies marked down the lowest they've ever been, and that's fucking it! BUTT – just to sweeten this deal up even more we're giving you FREE SHIPPING! That's right you cheapass order as much shit as you want & shipping is still on us! Well, if you live in America that is. Sorry to our favorite UK & Aussie creeps! And since we're pretty much outta koozies, I'll throw in a FREE PARTY PACK with every order over $50.00!  

Still not enough?! 

Every order get's whatever stickers we got left, FREE SLAP BRACELET & BUTTON! Hell yea, hell yea, hell yea, hell yea, fucking right, fucking right (Weezy Voice) all right that's awesome! Seriously making room for late SPRING'/SUMMER madness to finally unveil itself! Sorry for the wait it's always better when you're fiening anyway!



FRISKY BUSINESS SS12 Collection Coming Soon!

FRISKY BUSINESS!

Yep. Prepare to get WET.