WHY BORIS SUCKS AT BLOGGING...

Ugh been so tied up with other madness and updating all 50,000 other forms of social networking has forever incapacitated my ability to blog daily! How can I keep you loyal creepers updated with crappenings and tits and ass and stuff while all these beautiful Creepettes beckon me to get their pictures taken?! Life is full of difficult decisions, we know. More difficult than the time I had to wash my ex's accidental period blood off my mattress at 4am. Double ugh...!

So first things first – HI FUCKERS WE'VE MISSED YOU!

Let's be honest you spend most of your time on Instagram and are like fuck a blogspot hahaha so I'm not really feeling too bad about failing at posting here! But just for those who like to keep it real traditional I wanted to share with you a few things (and say thank you):

1. THIS SONG BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AWESOME and because I fucked up by not posting it up yesterday like a good creep would have.



Pretty much describes my mood these days. And since our whole team is pretty much stoned 24/7 this song sounds even more sick. Picture racing down the road in Miami with 2 super hot babes, heading towards your hotel suite, where in the next scene you chill covered in bubbles, feeding them chocolate covered strawberries while popping champagne in a mint green, heart-shaped bathtub overlooking a sunset over the water. FUCK. I just made you hate your life didn't I? Have no fear, just keep supporting us and we'll at least be able to post a photo of it down the line for ya! LOL.

2. CREEPAWAY CAMP II HAS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED!



Took long enough but at least we're getting better right?! We still have a few surprises lined up for you guys too. A special artist series dropping in July, New party packs coming in a week, and of course I, Boris the Ladykiller will be shooting a bodacious Creepette for our official SS14 Lookbook this weekend! We think you'll like her... So yes bitch yes watch out for some yummy Creepstagram action soon!

3. PARTY PHOTOS!

Wanted to share some rad flicks from the party we co-sponsored last Saturday in San Antonio, Texas! Our homies KNOX & Le Doom killed it and we're especially stoked to have them as part of our Creep Street family. So peep the photos Ghostpizza snapped on Facebook!

Post by Creep Street.

4. There's really nothing for 4 except a reminder to follow us on Twitter for the latest nonsense, ramblings, or titties of hot bitches we can't post on our Instagram.

5. Oh yea Titties! Cuz it's Tuesday. DUH.

STARBUCKS.

Wake Up!

POLKA DOTS & STUFF.

MOTION PICTURES.

 



Makez me so e-motional...

THE NEXT BREAST THING.

A sucker for blondes with many reasons... pun intended.

THAT FLOOR IS PRETTY COOL.

MORE TO COME!

OH WUSSUP MILEY?!

HOW BLIND PEOPLE SAY HELLO.

DUMB & DUMBERER.

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "units" than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother...



"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT?!

Hello Creeps & Creepettes, how the fuck are you? :) We didn't want to swamp you with all that V-day promo jizz last week since you've all already been stressing about it. If you're a wifed up dude chances are you're super strung out about dinner accomodations, flowers, chocolates, lube and hoping your "BAE" doesn't dump your ass for all your January fuckups!

If you're a girl you've prolly been stressing about the guy you've been non-stop flirting since last year getting you something sweet and blowing up your whole damn operation when your BF finds out & decides to kill both of you in a fit of rage & jealousy.



OR...

You're hoping your man does everything he's been stressing about & get's you some Creep Street shit (this is where we come in) for all his inferior male shortcomings last Valentine's Day when his dumbass got you tulips instead of 50 dozen roses. Whatever, any guy that buys you tulips is either gay, in gardening school, or emotionally unavailable & you should break up anyway.

OK, OK YOU GUYS LOVE EACH OTHER 4EVA – WE GET IT...

So guess what?! To prolong the cuddle sesh past V-Day we're gonna give you something nice. Use code SOCKMEOFF & we'll give you FREE SHIPPING & send you a couples pair of Murder Edition Socks with every purchase from now till Friday February 14th! Creep Street Couples always win!

All Mens & Women's tops are already on SALE too motherfuckers so layer up with our BIGGEST SALE yet! Who's sweet? We are. Oh & email your fancy lace getup as a thank you to getbent@madcreepy.com - we both know no one can love you quite like we do!

BOUNCING TITS.

Yep.



Pretty awesome. Creep Street Approved!

WE SO DIRTY!

Should we bring back the Dirty Shirty for our ladies?! More pics of the bodacious Summer St. Claire by our lovely friend Gemma Edwards. Ya'll wanted boobies, so here they are. What else do you come on this shitty blog for? Our political views? Hahaha we'll save that for next week. Enjoy!

MIRANDA KERR WHOOPS!

So hot we had to post two LOL.

MILK 'EM!

FRIENDS FOREVER!

Remember that song Friends Forever by Zach Attack? It was horrible. But memorable. Just like these bitches! Just kidding, these girls are perfect. What I wish all my friendships looked like...

Zack Attack - Friends Forever by ray548

Friends Forever, it's a nice idea.

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