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Monday, May 14, 2012

TRAINING DAY.

Crazy dudes from 1UP...get another one up! See what I did there? You click with tha words B!

INSANE.

Monday, November 14, 2011

A SERBIAN FILM.

That shit cray. Has anyone peeped it? I wanna see! :(

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

SIGHTINGS. 2012. YOU'RE FUCKED.

Remember that show Sightings?

Well this just in. I believe dat shit. Real Talk. Better ask that girl on that date NOW!

I did a bit of research after it...That big pretty thing in China was a Minotaur rocket...But China...shit...man EVERYTHING is shady about China hahaha! And that cloud shit in Russia was what they call a Fallstreak Hole. Most of these things were actually rockets. FUCK YOUR ROCKETS MAN! Hoax or not, even though 3 of the clips were apparently proven to be fakes, that shit is sketchy. I've been following this shit for years (surprising, I know). My boy works at NASA, he's a skeptic – but fuck it, and fuck you if you think this entire universe only has us as the only intelligent (though quite questionable at times) beings. Some more controversy if you are bored and unfamiliar with that Roswell shit (the new uncoveries are rather interesting) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roswell_UFO_incident. And as for this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majestic_12 - Shit Majestic 12 just sounds fucking cool. Don't bite, might using it for something Creep Street related (you will anyway).

Thursday, December 02, 2010

FLEXIBLE FRIDAYS.

Since I had a nightmare in the airport where I was late to check in by 20 min., put on standby for a flight 3 hours later that was overbooked only to confirm that currently, I must be at the airport in 3 hours for a 5am flight, I might as well finish this perverted week off on a crazy note! Thats 7 hours in the fucking airport!! Apparently my patience has grown exponentially as of today, and so has the flexibility of my not so flexible schedule. Which leads to today's post.

Gymnast chicks have always weirded me out. Here's why:

via Totalprosports

I know some of you fellas are totally into this shit... I get it, she can do this and how how hot is that...but I don't know! Oh yea now I remember! It's the fact that they can put they're fucking feet in front of their faces and be just chillin' there and smiling like it's all jello (like they're spines). Yes, they would be awesome in bed? Porbably! But this is what you have to think about every damn time!

Monday, November 15, 2010

"THIS VIDEO IS DILDOS."

The sheer combination of music, content, haircut, and language is so overwhelming.

via RE1000

FUCK.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

KANYE WEST...

So i'm watching this GOBAMA Inauguration shiz on MTV...and I can't help but notice:

just saying.

p.s. i can't help but cringe that thinking that kanye is gonna
bust out say some weird out of line shit about being black. hahaha.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

CREEP STREET DIVINE IN 2009!!

Currently listening to:

Hola bitches and bitchasses. Happy New Year. Yes, Happy fucking new year. I'm always curious to see how many bottles of champagne are sold on new years eve. Not sparkling wine you ghetto fucks, champagne!

AAO: New Year's Eve Champagne Corks May Send Many To Hospitals
More Than 1,500 Eye Injuries To Arise From Champagne Corks

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According to the American Academy of Ophthalmology, 1,500 Americans suffer cork-related eye injuries each year, many of which occur between Christmas and New Years. Warm bottles of champagne and poor technique in removing the cork can result in serious, blinding eye injuries. Simple precautions can be taken to greatly reduce the risk of injury...

STUPID.

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I hope all of you on the east coast didn't get fuckin snowed in and freeze to death. Those in cali, well fuck those in cali you guys wear north faces in 60 degree weather! ;) Can't hate, if we have half the fires and earthquakes...

So here's to the end of 2008 and a whole plethora of the stupid shit we've done, found, and of course people we love. Shall we take over 2009? yes please. So get your genitals checked out and get creepy!
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SO HERE'S TO THE CREEP STREET BEST OF 08!!!

BEST PETS!