Thursday, January 01, 2009

CREEP STREET DIVINE IN 2009!!

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Hola bitches and bitchasses. Happy New Year. Yes, Happy fucking new year. I'm always curious to see how many bottles of champagne are sold on new years eve. Not sparkling wine you ghetto fucks, champagne!

AAO: New Year's Eve Champagne Corks May Send Many To Hospitals
More Than 1,500 Eye Injuries To Arise From Champagne Corks

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According to the American Academy of Ophthalmology, 1,500 Americans suffer cork-related eye injuries each year, many of which occur between Christmas and New Years. Warm bottles of champagne and poor technique in removing the cork can result in serious, blinding eye injuries. Simple precautions can be taken to greatly reduce the risk of injury...



STUPID.



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I hope all of you on the east coast didn't get fuckin snowed in and freeze to death. Those in cali, well fuck those in cali you guys wear north faces in 60 degree weather! ;) Can't hate, if we have half the fires and earthquakes...

So here's to the end of 2008 and a whole plethora of the stupid shit we've done, found, and of course people we love. Shall we take over 2009? yes please. So get your genitals checked out and get creepy!
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SO HERE'S TO THE CREEP STREET BEST OF 08!!!


BEST PETS!







BEST COUPLE!! (fuck brangelina & all that shit.)


BEST DENTAL CARE PLAN!!


BEST MODELS!!





BEST GIRLFRIEND!!


BEST IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM SHOT!


BEST 'OH SHIT' MOMENT!!


BEST WORKOUT INSPIRATION!!


BEST FRIENDS!



BEST JACKET!


BEST SHOE!


BEST CUPS!


BEST HAT!


BEST DVD MOVIE!


BEST CAKE!


BEST MARINADE!


BEST PARKING SPOT!


BEST SAUCE!


BEST VACATION SPOT!


BEST BREAKFAST!


BEST PLANT!


BEST TOY!


BEST CALENDAR!


BEST TATTOOS!



BEST ACCESSORY!


BEST BAND! The World We Knew




BEST STORE! Unheard Of - Cincinatti


BEST FINANCIAL ADVICE!


CREEP STREET SALE STILL GOIN ON & STRONG!! STAY EPIC.

OH YEA, BEST VIDEO:


<3B-ronasaurus-Sex.

7 comments:

zaque said...

chip gets the best hat award no doubt!
is that guy back on the east coast or what??

CREEP STREET INC. said...

still in san diego!!

Watson said...

Best Best Of '08 for sure.

Reggie said...

that was the best post of ur blog. yet.

honestly jerking off is nothing ive never heard of before. but CHRONIC masturbation?! i didnt think it actually existed. i had to stop watching after i notced the guy was beating off right next to the camera crew. thats setting humanity back....

CREEP STREET™ said...

if you tap it more than twice, your playing with it.

King Alga said...

women=problems lol! best advice I've ever got!

King Alga said...

women=problems lol! best advice I've ever got!