THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!

BEST TWERK FAIL YET! Some of you white girls should just stop. Or don't LOL!

SOMETHING ABOUT A TOOTHBRUSH.

SEAMS RIGHT.

VIDEO GAMES ARE DANGEROUS!

Watching this over. And over. And over again.



Think it was a Pringles commercial or some shit...



Frisky Business baby make sure you follow the creeps on Twitter & Facebook for that 10% code we posted! Hope you all plan on getting stupid this weekend. More work for us, but fuck it we're getting high as fuck tonight...off life of course. Ahem. Let's get trill!

NO, NO – SHE'S ALRIGHT.

GOT IT...BOOM!!



What did the guys mumbe in the beginning? There she goes? Bahhahah bitch got tossed like a fucking Barbie doll. Kinda epic actually. Nothing is more painful then seeing hot chicks eat fucking shit, but at the same time...nothing is funnier either. You fragile creatures need to stop jeopardizing those pretty little faces of yours!

FUCK YOU FENCE!

THIS BITCH FELL OFF.

Literally.

WHERE'S THE STOP SIGN?!

SLIP AND DIP!

C-C-C-C-Combo breakerRr!! No snow this Christmas eh?! GOOD!

WHAT EVERYONE IN SF WAS TALKING ABOUT YESTERDAY.

Well, my electricity was fine. It's these damn earthquakes that are freaking me out...



Now this is football!

WHAT A FUCKING WASTE.

First things first, WASTECHESTER IS A LAZY FUCK.

Tsk...tsk...I almost let this slide...ALMOST, until you decided to bitch move delete posts calling you out & bring back your lame ass facebook page. Let's see if you'll copy and paste this blog post too you lazy little fuck. Pull ya pants up bitch!



Does the bottom line ring a bell anyone? Haha hint* hint* look at our header...

I don't know how you can walk around these streets knowing what a fucking hoax everything you run is, but with our fans at least there is some hope in seeing your ass getting fucking kicked. But in a gesture of kindness, ironically enough, I'm going to dedicate today's additional Music Mondays post to you. :)
Smile cuz you're on Creepy Fucking Candid Camera!!



So my filthy friends at Street Carnage brought this poser fuck to my attention last week. They were right when they called you a bunch of fags. I could care less about what you do and what you find on the fucking internet. Hell, we spend half our time boosting shit that's out there too. But when real dudes such as FADEDSTREETS, LASTNIGHTSPARTY, TITTYCITTY (the REAL Titty Citty), FRONTARMY, & STREET CARNAGE come out with rad shit, just give credit where credit is due. Easy bake oven right?

Apparently not.

See if any of the posts below look familiar to you...

HIS POST:

OUR POST: http://creepstreet.blogspot.com/2011/10/manwolf.html
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HIS POST:

OUR POST: http://creepstreet.blogspot.com/2011/11/best-sex-scene-ever.html
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HIS POST:

OUR POST: http://creepstreet.blogspot.com/2011/11/she-loves-penis.html
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HIS POST:

OUR POST: http://creepstreet.blogspot.com/2011/11/again-i-do-not-want-daughters.html

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See if any of the below look familiar as well...




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US circa 2006...


HIM circa suck my fucking dick...


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 And here's the one that takes the fucking cake hahahahaha...




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You may CONFUSE your fans having them believe in your phony shit but you ain't phasing none of us. You stupid lazy cunts, the Creeps don't sleep and neither should you. Seriously how the fuck is Mahopac a part of NY anyway?! I am not as polite nor as smart as the others you rip off. I hate having a rad weekend back home in NYC and having to come back to dealing with people all around hitting me up asking me if I'm gonna kick this dudes ass. Trust me I'd rather be in fucking bed then airing you fools out mannNnn! And since I'm in bitch mode right now (last time I promise haha fingers crossed)

– who the FUCK are THESE guys?!



Yo Imma let you finish but umm... bossmobbsnagz be a real dad and take care of your kids...
"YOU DON'T LIVE THAT LIFE".

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Listen here though folks. Nothing new is under the sun. Shit gets recycled, we're all into the same fucking shit. We're not trying to claim no originality bullshit, we just want people out there to know what's up. But SOMETIMES...things just get a little too weird...and that's when I say:



What you all are into is all up to you, and much respect to that. Most of our line takes pride in flipping shit for Christ's sake! But more importantly we take pride in you guys – you help make us what we are. Accept no fucking imitations. Advice of the day: if you feel like you ain't doing something right, you aren't so grow some fucking balls, man the fuck up, and come correct. Okay I'm done. For now. Love you all.



Here's a toast to the douchebags!



Creep Street NOT APPROVED! SHUT 'EM DOWN!

THE ART OF CONING.

Am I late on this shit or what?! Now look what you did?! This shit is funny as fuck, and I will never eat ice cream from McDonald's normally every again...




Too bad for this smoking hot babe she got the 30 year virgin at the window! What a prick!



Haha I wanna mush it in her face too.

THE COMMENTS ARE EVEN BETTER!

via Molacoasta

"it's funny because it enforces a stereotype"

That is one fucked up course...designed to watch people eat shit. Fucking amazing!

I MADE IT BACK ALIVE.

via Rymanator

New York was rather interesting! What am I saying, it's always interesting. Maybe I'm getting old, or maybe I'm getting crazy, because I think I'm definitely losing my mind. But I'm glad because a) it means I'm still alive, and b) I couldn't have written a better fucking way to start off the week. Agenda NYC was a rad show. Made a lot of new friends & saw a few familiar faces. Good to see people are still keeping this shit going! And now I'm recovering from partying a bit much Monday night (thanks primarily to Ryan, Tucker, Alysha & Rachel, courtesy of the Ace Hotel) – I'm going to get real selective on the pics I post from that evening!!

To top it off went to see NY Dolls, Poison, & Motley Crue back in New England this evening. Of course I was the designated driver thank you very much. I literally have no desire to do anything for the next week. FUCK! I am tired...we pretty much missed NY Dolls, chose to skip Poison, & finally watched Vince Neil try to sing a bit painfully through an otherwise epic show. Some funny parts but I'll always be hyped on Crue no matter what! Good times. Live life while you're still alive!

But enough about me. I hope you are all surviving this heat wave! Another juicy Creep Street Sale is coming up for you peeps to heat things up a bit more this week, and umm, of course those overdue pictures as well. I suck I know. Yep. So for now, enjoy a nice Planking Fail my buddy sent me! Apparently "Owling" is the latest craze as I'm told as well? People need to get jobs.


via DaMico

HIT IT LIKE A WATERMELON.

This video kicks ass.



This video kicks face.



BOOfF.

FOUNTAIN LADY...

SO DUMBbbBbbbbbBBb!!




You are right, no body does care about your feelings...even the News people are dying inside!! Good luck winning your lawsuit against the mall! NOT Creep Street Approved!

NOSE DIVE!

That's gonna leave a mark! What hurt more the faceplant or the chicks thigh to the other's face after a asphalt head bang? Hmmm...PARTY'S OVER!

WAIT FOR IT....

Jesus man, if you're going to dance in the middle of the street, have some fucking sense of your surroundings! I'll teach you how to dougie!


via the Bishop

Dayam Ke$ha's got n00dz?!

GROSS.

LUH DAT!

Can't do the time? Then stop being a crackho! Hard to believe you once looked like this!!



Breaks my creepy little heard, don't worry 90 days is like pancakes. You'll only get forced to eat pussy.