SOMETHING ABOUT A TOOTHBRUSH.

FACE OFF!

I really thought this shit was fake at first – you know, eating faces off, growling, getting shot a buncha timea...real zombie steez! Like cool, but what the fuck?!  Anyway, they found out his name was Ronald Poppo...and he was suspected of some "bath salt" use or some LSD shit. America, you've been warned...the apocalypse is near muahahha. If this doesn't tell you not to do drugs, I don't know what will! So if you haven't yet heard  –



hahaha "we saw one naked man eating another naked man"... brilliant! Read the entire stories here:
• http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/29/v-fullstory/2822699/victim-in-ghoulish-flesh-eating.html
• http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/28/naked-attacker-was-chewing-man-miami_n_1551108.html



Cocaine is a helluva drug.

AYO FUCK THAT!!

A Florida school said the parents of a senior who hid an obscenity in the captions of this year's yearbooks paid to have stickers cover the offending word.

Principal Charlene Couvillon of Fort Walton Beach High School said distribution of the yearbooks was halted after officials realized a yearbook staff editor had concealed the four-letter "f-word" in the book by putting letters in four photo captions in bold, the Northwest Florida Daily News of Fort Walton Beach reported Wednesday.

Couvillon said the student's parents paid to have the offending captions covered with stickers.

"They thought it was the least they could do," Couvillon said.

The principal said she was surprised to learn the identity of the student responsible for the prank.

"If I had to write out a list of kids who might do this, I would have never included her name," she said.

Couvillon said there have "absolutely been consequences for (the student's) actions," but the senior will be allowed to walk on stage during graduation.