CREEP FIGHTER!

Why didn't we think of that? Well we did, we just never made it into a shirt. We still might, but for now enjoy this piece from some awesome person on the internet. If you know who it is let us know! And with Halloween just a few weeks away, you can always fall back to one of these classic characters should your drunk tampon eating nutella idea fails. Creeps Unite!

JASON LIVES!

RUN!

This shit is tight.

WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE...

No, no, no not the Black Dahlia Murder – CASTLEVANIA motherfuckers, damn! Probably one of my favorite video game franchises growing up (explains a lot too), it's been through ups & downs, but like any true relationship, the passion will always exist.



Honestly, Chip or I barely play any video games anymore as we are trying to be grown ass men but that doesn't mean I can't fan out about gaming shit that used to make me jump for joy as a little shithead kid. As for Castlevania – they keep twisting, and re-inventing, and re-creating the whole Dracula/Belmont storyline basically to confuse the shit out of everyone. But because they are all secret geniuses, somehow it will all end up making sense, in the very, very end! Which is why I'm excited to see the last of the Castlevania series: Lords of Shadow 2, debuting for PS3 soon. Mind you, I will probably never play this game on a PS3 as I'm still married to Super Nintendo, forever the best fucking system ever.

PIRANHA PUSSY.

That's one way to trap Mario...

CLEAN UP YOUR GAME!

Best fucking soap ever! Forget about using them, I'd just have them chilling in the bathroom.

IN & OUT!

Wait, what?!

GAME OVER!

Vegas is fucked up! Fucked up awesome...

VIDEO GAMES ARE DANGEROUS!

Watching this over. And over. And over again.



Think it was a Pringles commercial or some shit...



Frisky Business baby make sure you follow the creeps on Twitter & Facebook for that 10% code we posted! Hope you all plan on getting stupid this weekend. More work for us, but fuck it we're getting high as fuck tonight...off life of course. Ahem. Let's get trill!

THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT.

I believe it's called take a fucking break and go out for a walk! But I do sympathize with your frustrations young Skywalker, for there is a 13 year old douche you promised to annihilate at 8:00 PM & your conquest for domination has officially been ruined. FUUccCkckkKkk!!!



I like how he has a moment of calmess when repyling to his room mate...

HIDDEN TIGER!

Well done.

WHY KIDS DON'T GO OUT...

So uhhh, how many of you AREN'T PLAYING the new Call of Duty right now?



So we got facebooking, homemade youtube clips, and these fucking crazy ass video games. You know, I can't really blame kids for not being psyched about a lot of shit, I mean look at what's in front of them. They got video games that can dance, play tennis, skateboard, and shoot people with. I haven't been in the video game scene in a while, but the last game I could say I was really psyched about (other than Michael Jackson Thriller) was probably God of War 3. I mean the fucking storyline & development is amazing. So whilst scouring the internets as I like to do, I came (hehe cameeee) across some crazy ass game trailers...shit that really makes you think "fuck I'd totally stay home all day" playing this shit too.





What Alice in Wonderland shoulda been now that I think about it! Malice in Wonderland?! As if Alice in Zombieland didn't tickle your fancies. This game looks pretty sick, I believe it came out only a few months ago. Creep Street approved!




Kinda wish I had more time to actually sit down and play video games sometimes to be honest. Did you know I still play SNES? Fuck yea, got that Supercastlevania IV, Legend of Zelda & Chrono Trigger on steady repeat son! And in 10 years my kids will be like THIS is what you played when you were 7?! What the fuck is 8-bit?!



Fuck that, games were so simple they were genius. You know I still can't beat that game to this day...

SPLATTERHOUSE SATURDAYS!

This game kicks ass...too bad the American version sucked major ding dong.