FRENCH KISS THAT ASS!

I discovered Laura by looking at asses. Profound, I know. It's pretty amazing. Even more profound! Your next destination is Boner City ladies & gents, be sure to take all your belongings with you.

TWERK TEAM THURSDAYS?!

I'm going to skip Thrashin' Thursdays today because ummm...this is just greatness. People always like to talk about Black culture & frown upon this & that. They also love to talk about Hip Hop being dead. Well ya'll can blame your fanboy interneting self for allowing Youtube celebs to be born & tumblr for watering down decades of culture. So eat a dick because everyone "hates pop music & southern rap blah blah" – but yea – no one's complaining when they're getting down at the fucking club! Quit bitching, get money, enjoy fucking life & shake that fucking ass! "We love that shit, we love that shit!"



FRISKY BUSINESS BABY SUMMER 2012. GET READY BECAUSE WE FUCKING RUN THIS SHIT. 
THE CREEPS GO DEEP.

NAKED YOGA...

Is fucking weird. It could however, be interesting in the studio where your coworkers do their stretch sesh. Think about it – Hot, sweaty, average, farting bitches...all naked and stuff...



But since we're talking about chicks working out, this is still the best IMHO (no, I will never tire of posting this video again, again, and again). And for those who are not quite sexperts such as I...it's actually a Porno. Just saying. And don't ask why I possess such knowledge.

GOOD MORNING CREEPERS!

Ummm...I thought you would like some Starbucks???



Who are you woman?! Marry me!

ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

CLAP CLAP.



BRICK SQUAD!!! Had a semi productive weekend (but not enough - I'm a stubborn workaholic can't help it), that kinda just ended up me catching a 3-6 Mafia show with DJ Paul & Juicy J slaying an entire crowd of Skate rats & white girls. Fucking amazing is all I can say. Weird house parties would follow and all I can say is that being in a car trunk with another person with lunchables isn't as bad as it might sound & that this city is completely fucked. Yep.





I wish you & yours a bootiful week!

SIDE TO SIDE.

Jaycinista gets filthy! Satan is waitin'!!

PINKY PINKY IS BLINGY BLINGY.

But since my boy Ginno wasn't convinced about her abilities he decided to one up on me with this bad ass bitch: Umm...Yea. TRAP!!! TWERK!!!

DOUBLE DIP!

Hell no sprinkle dipped lady parts never get old!

MEGAN LOVES CREEPS!

Today we give a spotlight to a Southern Cali sweetheart very dear to the creeps. Megan Renee rocks a Pin-Up steez to a different degree. Although laced with tats on tats on tats, she still manages to still keep her edge yet gently grace your magazine covers & computer screens. Megan has been on everything from the covers of Skin Art to Tattoo Magazine and much, much more! Welcome to Boner City!



1. They call me Megan Renee
2. I get money by Modeling and selling prints
3. I rock everything.
4. I eat a lot of corn nuts and chocolate milk
5. I can bend over backwards ;)
6. I will one day rule this fucking world.
7. I love my dogs and my weed.
8. I hate snobby bitches and lairs.
9. I take candy from small children.
10. Creep Street is the shiat <3



Now I don't really know much about Megan except that she's a rad ass chick, smokes rad ass weed, has a rad ass dog, a rad ass kid and a rad ass butt. Did she know I was a sucker for heels & pinups or what?! I swear some of you women were put on this earth just to fuck with me!

So when Megan wanted to get down with the Creeps, I obviously said fuck yea, she went and took some pics, and here's a piece of the action! Enjoy.




We get down with Megan Renee any day. Did I mention she has an amazing butt?



This chick kicks ass. Thanks for being so patient for your Creepette post, don't think for a second you aren't on our minds! ;) You can creep Megan on her Twitter & Facebook & Tumblr & your wet dreams.

ASS LIKE TRINA!

No, not that Trina. THIS Trina...

MISS REEF 2012.

And another one...no corny one liners needed for this baby:



"You guys should make Creep Street bathing suits."

I KNOW. AND WE ARE. >:)

SOUTH AMERICA > NORTH AMERICA.

I haven't had a WOW WEDNESDAYS post in quite a while. Hope this does it some justice. Perverts.




I love Bowling, South America, and bowling in South America.

OH WERD?

WERD. Hope you all had a awesome weekend!

GET A GRIP!

Have a rad ass weekend Creeps! We've been killing it this season because of you guys! Restock being shipped on select hot sellers to both KARMALOOP.COM & PUNK.COM this week so keep your eyes wide open! We're running extremely low on a few styles so grab your favs up before some other fucker does! Special shouts to all our peepz in Australia & the United Kingdom repping Creep Street extra hard this season!

Got some more special stuff in the works to keep them coochie's wet & them little peckers hard! What the fuck are you doing on a computer anyway, go get some fucking sun, SON!

xoxo,
Ladykiller Changstein, Jr.

WILD EYES!

RISE & SLIME bitchasses!! Something to keep you busy for the next few days! It's my unique way of saying thank you for being so patient as we are only less than a week away from getting the whole entire collection ready for you to grip & rip on our Chop Shop! If you haven't copped some already released yumminess from WWW.KARMALOOP.COM or WWW.PUNK.COM yet, you're sleeping, and far from ANY creeping!

Wait, you wanted to see some more babe & booty?! Lucky for you great minds think alike & I especially wanted to share some of my fav shots with my homegirl Natalia sexclusively with your lurking ass! Enjoy!




















The full Creepaway Camp assortment drops the first week of June so stay posted! A lot of sizes & styles have already sold out, so I do not not want to hear about you not being able to cop shit again! We be on that limited edition radness steez cuZzzz!!!

TERROR!

Yep. No explanation needed.

EX-SQUEEZE ME?!

Yes.

SISSY BOUNCE.

On that artsy booty poppin' tip yo.


via Jeannie

I WANT...

that BMX lol.

SUPER BOOTY.

via Reginald

Women should always aspire to be well-rounded individuals. Good to be back in America!