PIZZA BAGELS!

Well, technically you can eat pizza anytime regardless of it being a bagel or not, but I think what they're trying to say is you don't have to go to your pizzeria since it's readily available in your kitchen freezer. Regardless these are still amazing. Then there' Ellio's.



Wonder what this kid is up to these days being a little dip shit at such a young age. Probably owns some billion dollar tech company. What a shit head.

JADA STEVEN

So we haven't done a #asswednesday post in a hot minute so today I'll dedicate this post to adult film queen Jada Stevens. Now let's point out the obvious, Jada has a amazing fucking ass. Cool. She's pretty fucking cute, has natural boobies, and seems like a chick you might have went to high school with & could still smoke a bowl & kick it with despite her stardum as pornstar. Rare these days. So hey Jada, we love you. Keep doing your thang! Creep Street approved!








I like the part where Eddie talks about shit being weird for like 5 minutes than it just being a normal thing. It applies to so many facets of life. People get intimidated by so much dumb shit, whether due to conditioning, society's judgments, or personal morals that they forget it's all about perspective. Don't be afraid of what you don't understand, chances are you'll enjoy life a lot more than you think. Stay creepin'bitches!

BABIES ARE SWEET.

Hahaha I seen the pics, now thanks to Rob Dyrdek I've seen the video. You might have seen this posted up on our Facebook a few weeks back – shit is so fucked up & weird. The real question is why do I find it so funny?! Am I the only one that finds dead baby jokes funny too?!

PORK CHOP.

So obviously I wanted to name this post GOING H.A.M. but oh wells the literal route will do.

WARNING: YOU MIGHT STOP EATING PORK AFTER THIS SHIT...
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YOU'VE BEEN WARNED...



Shit dude. FUCK. FUCKKkKK!!! B-b-b-but bacon is sooOoo goOoooDddDdd...

STADIUMS OF FUN!

With only a few days left till Superbowl XLVI (Go NY haha!), it's only right I post about the most important part of the game – the food. DUH! Americans take a lot pride in things they believe in. Though at many times disasterous, in certain cases, something is created that is truly beauty beyond measure.







Yes.

DOUBLE DIP!

Hell no sprinkle dipped lady parts never get old!

UNITED STEAKS

United we stand, divided we turn vegan.


via http://www.ignant.de

SANDWICH BOOK.

Scanning + Sandwich = Scanwich! Pretty easy right? Fucking right it is. Amazing little concept now has a amazing little book worth buying. A book is sort of a sandwich too if you really think about it. They should just make a real sandwich book where every page is like a full bleed texture of meats & mayo & stuff you put on sandwiches. And the cover will be like a bread. Too obvious? :/

Here's my top 5!







And now that I think about it, I should probably have published the Creep Street Book of Spreads. Like vaginas though. Like every spread is literally a spread. Fuck yea I'm gonna do it! Don't steal my idea!

Scan the rest at http://scanwiches.com/