As it may have come to no surprise Kobe's 10 year marriage has come to an end. 10 years?! Bitch was making plans! Albeit Kobe is no model husband, he is a exceptional basketball player with a douchebag level of 8.5. But now he must now surrender half his earnings to his little Hispanic mama. I know he'll make it back no problem, get a hotter wife, and find a Asian grandmother to care for his brown babies - BUT FUCK, my heart aches for the dude!
As homie Ray Sketchevers put it: "read that he has to give her whatever she wanted so she wouldn't talk about all the other rapes...she got 3 houses and $75 million for popping out 2 kids and being a "wife"." Don't ever say them Black men are fucking over some of you sistas!
I just can't stop fucking other bitches! Fuck My Life!
God bless America. I Can't wait to get married!
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