Showing posts with label panty parade. Show all posts
Showing posts with label panty parade. Show all posts

Thursday, October 18, 2012

NATIONAL ASS DAY.

We got Thong Thursdays, Ass Wednesdays (now there is #whitegirlwednesday too), Titty Tuesdays blah blah blah – any excuse to see some "cheeky" women right? Needless to say, I was quite delighted to see #NationalAssDay as a trending topic on twitter. Most of you lil pervs jumped in delight at all the booty circulating the net yesterday. Some of you even googled it to see if it was a actual day hahaha. I however, saw something much more beautiful. Much bigger. Literally hehe.

Yesterday I witnessed the final universal unveiling of a movement fully embraced & empowered by females – by choice. Though we can boast about our Creep movement & how we played a very minor roll in all this debauchery years ago, to see that Creepdom can reign freely in today's "fuck you I do what I want" type youth shows not only ownership of ones actions, but a firm establishment of liberation! Shouts to Hunter Moore for further paving the way in scenester selfies (our favorite kind) & shameless n00dz, allowing such lewdness to thrive with no remorse (you still owe me money by the way asshole lol), but shit, the only remaining question is: Why can't National Ass Day happen every week? Every day?

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Who are we kidding, all you kids are fucked! Better hope you're n00dz don't surface should you mature one day and want to hold office. Double kidding - who the fuck wants a 9-5! Let's get money by hustiling, get paid, get laid, and send n00dz to Creep Street for some goodies! Such a daunting concept huh? Not here to pass judgment, just here to enjoy the show! Forever Lurking!



So of course we wanted to see your lovely dumps by giving away some panties to our favorite booties. We asked, you listened, and some of you decided to have some fun. We & our fans salute you. Of course you can always submit at anytime to getbent@madcreepy.com. Top shelf bootie(s) expect a package from us soon, we will be in touch! Here's a few fav's!







And the one that wasn't actually submitted but we luckily stumbled upon through the feed...you damn college girls keep life interesting! All of you deserve a round of applause (baby make that clap)! Really can't stop posting this pic hahaha.

Have a nice day bitches!

Monday, February 06, 2012

CREEPY KOLE!

And if this doesn't get your week started right, please seek immediate medical assistance!!


©GG Kole

Friday, January 13, 2012

EATING SHIT & LIVING.



What a fucking season huh? Just when you thought we couldn't flip any more graphics, oh we did! I really hope ya'll can draw all the classic movie references we all enjoyed watching growing up (and NOT refusing to grow up after)! From Animal House to Teen Wolf, Revenge of the Nerds to The Shining I think Party All Night, Creep All Day caused some major fucking ruckus huh?

I sincerely hope you are all enjoying the new drop (seems like it lol) & that all our goodies are arriving safely in your mailboxes. I made sure to throw in some goodies as a small token of my appreciation. I know a lot of you have gotten the stuff you ordered, and a few of you are still waiting for that shit. We have a fucking epic volume of orders in queue - so know it's being processing but rest assured, it'll get to you REAL soon! That, or your new molester neighbor. Let's hope it's the first...

Damn Horror caps sold out in less than a week too..I fucking love you guys! Lucky for you slowpokes who didn't cop 'em our friends at PUNK.COM got a fresh stock & you Karmaloopers will be getting some more next week! We also got a special promotion coming up for you next week so those of you extra loyal creepers who check this blog know you're gonna get a nice little surprise in our next newsletter this weekend.


©Canadian Bacon via BODEGA

BOOM. Enjoy your weekend you fucks. The amount of n00dz & Panty Parade flicks from you ladies lately have been rather disappointing. You guys must hate FREE stuff... >:D

P.S. HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY THE 13th!

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

CAUGHT IN THE NETT...

Well this post was long overdue! ;)




Alysha Nett...
Loves Doritos, Creepin', and looking ridiculously hawt. Yes, she was the hot blonde of our Creepaway Camp campaign, yes she was the hot chick on NY Ink & yes she looks familiar in real life because you stalk her hot ass on the internet! Hot.



So what else?!
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1. They call me Alysha :)
2. I get money by letting people take my picture.
3. I rock harder than most.
4. I eat like a 12 year old boy.
5. I can drink my weight in liquor while smoking like a chimney, cursing like a sailor, and dancing like a stripper.
6. I will take over the world, one blog at a time.
7. I love pizza. and my puppy. Also vodka, tattoos, scruffy boys, funny jokes, and kickass shoes.
8. I hate panty lines.
9. I take life a day at a time.
10. Creep Street is the fucking bonerjam!

Tumble 4 Ya: alysha.tumblr.com
Facebook It: Alysha Nett
Website It: http://www.alyshanett.com
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Packed with wit that matches her looks I can honestly say she's one of my favorite Creepettes. If her style wasn't unique enough – she'll also dot your I's, cross your T's and give all you damn internet keyboard jockies nocturnal emissions for fucking days. Speaking of which, I gotta get some of those overdue scandalous photos from NYC Agenda up soon don't I? DIP-SET!

Friday, July 01, 2011

HOTS FOR HATTIE!


Katie Lomax

Now what words do they have to describe Miss Hattie Watson...hmmmm down to earth? Sweet? Caring? Fun? Oh yea, drop dead hawt. I discovered Hattie a minute ago via various friends in Texas, and always missed her by inches due to some heavenly intervention. See?! God is looking out for her haha! Her nickname was "Little Red" but fuck it this girl is rad as fuck and is doing big things! But beware, she only always carries a knife and will cut you if you get creepy...(still healing).

Hattie get's mad creepy just for us, and we love her even more for it. Enjoy!





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1. They call me Watson aka Lil Red aka whatever.
2. I get money by doing one of two things, hustling pool in low brow city bars, or having my photograph taken in all sorts of styles in all sorts of places.
3. I rock everything. I do what I want.
4. I eat MEAT! Give me that meat!
5. I can be really fucking stubborn.
6. I will eat this pasta right now. Boris always sending me questions while i'm eating. Ruining my dinner.
7. I love punching people I like and creepsters. The good kind.
8. I hate weak handshakes, gossipers, peanut butter, random questionaries, etc. ;) <3
9. I take no shit from anyone and...your candy.
10. Creep Street is the tits. And good thing I like tits. ;)


Feeling Creepy? Lurk her here:
watson.hattie@gmail.com
hattiewatson.tumblr.com
twitter.com/hattie_watson

Thursday, March 31, 2011

TERROR!





Yep. No explanation needed.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

TWIN TERRORS!



Nothing really made my Valentine's day more than my favorite duo: Alysha Nett & Hattie Watson. This is what we're all about in a nutshell I guess – rad people who kick ass, live free, and have fantastic bewbz, oh yea, and the cool clothes too. Expect to see a spotlight of them on this site real soon! Double the trouble, double the hotness, double the pleasure, double the fun, double the god dayam son with doublemint gum!





The internet is going nuts. Creep Street approved!

Thursday, October 07, 2010

LONE STARS!

Today's post is dedicated to my closest homiest of the homies (and toughest ones...how else do I keep my pretty boy swag while Creeper Cammin' your girlfriend?!). Have an enjoyable weekend, and always ride in style! Overdue Brooklyn pictures coming soon!! Pics jacked from www.hatedoftheworld.com






We are the Filthy Few™. Are you with us??? Join or DIE!

Monday, May 10, 2010

STOP OR YOU'LL GO BLIND.

So I feel like I owe ya some good old fashioned in-yo-face perfection, considering how much you were wining about the last Titty Tuesdays post...And boy are you thanking me right now for not only making your day, but making it absolutely not only awesome to be a fucking perv, but that when your boss walks by your computer, you'll probably also get a raise (of his boner on your shoulder..ewwww) no homo.



SOoOooo with our Infamous Panty Parade™ coming up, I want all you creeps and creepettes to start mailing the best of the best to getbent@madcreepy.com, and the winners will win tons of free shit and creepy prizes. But wait till the Summer line (SATAN IS WAITIN') drops next week, and get your favorite girl, ho, skank, or sister some Creepette Panties and start sending sum n00dz!! Happy Hunting!



SUCKA!! CREEP SKEET!

Friday, January 22, 2010

LESS IS MORE!!

So umm I discovered this thing today...thanks Katie! (I almost got her to pose in a store but was unsuccessful...this time...)I felt compelled to share this amazing Australian 'thingy' with my fellow men, as I'm sure you'll appreciate it almost if not more, than I already do. THE WICKED WEASEL! I felt guilty surfing the website for fuck's sake!



I mean this shit is perfectly engineered! The cut, the fabric, the ergonomics (hahaha obviously made by a dude). Women say it's super comfortable! It's like wearing nothing! Stupified, I ask them why they bother to wear it at all?! Then again...how much more fun is it to ALMOooOoST see the creepy goodness?! They get really fucking creative sometimes too!



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EXACTLY. I'll take submissions of all you ladies rocking your wicked weasels and you'll get FREE Creep Street stuff! PROMISE! The Creep Street Panty Parade™ will only get better!



Perv.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

SHE SHOULD HAVE WON THE PANTY PARADE...



The only time when losing is winning...
Next girl to do this umm wins? LMAO WOW.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

AND THE CREEP STREET PANTY PARADE™ AWARD GOES TO...






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AND HOW CAN I FORGET ABOUT OUR 1st RUNNER UP?!



MISS SARA EUDY from TEXAS!



peep the real at http://www.myspace.com/cobratastic

Ya'll can hide your boners now.