Thursday, October 18, 2012


We got Thong Thursdays, Ass Wednesdays (now there is #whitegirlwednesday too), Titty Tuesdays blah blah blah – any excuse to see some "cheeky" women right? Needless to say, I was quite delighted to see #NationalAssDay as a trending topic on twitter. Most of you lil pervs jumped in delight at all the booty circulating the net yesterday. Some of you even googled it to see if it was a actual day hahaha. I however, saw something much more beautiful. Much bigger. Literally hehe.

Yesterday I witnessed the final universal unveiling of a movement fully embraced & empowered by females – by choice. Though we can boast about our Creep movement & how we played a very minor roll in all this debauchery years ago, to see that Creepdom can reign freely in today's "fuck you I do what I want" type youth shows not only ownership of ones actions, but a firm establishment of liberation! Shouts to Hunter Moore for further paving the way in scenester selfies (our favorite kind) & shameless n00dz, allowing such lewdness to thrive with no remorse (you still owe me money by the way asshole lol), but shit, the only remaining question is: Why can't National Ass Day happen every week? Every day?


Who are we kidding, all you kids are fucked! Better hope you're n00dz don't surface should you mature one day and want to hold office. Double kidding - who the fuck wants a 9-5! Let's get money by hustiling, get paid, get laid, and send n00dz to Creep Street for some goodies! Such a daunting concept huh? Not here to pass judgment, just here to enjoy the show! Forever Lurking!

So of course we wanted to see your lovely dumps by giving away some panties to our favorite booties. We asked, you listened, and some of you decided to have some fun. We & our fans salute you. Of course you can always submit at anytime to Top shelf bootie(s) expect a package from us soon, we will be in touch! Here's a few fav's!

And the one that wasn't actually submitted but we luckily stumbled upon through the damn college girls keep life interesting! All of you deserve a round of applause (baby make that clap)! Really can't stop posting this pic hahaha.

Have a nice day bitches!


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