Hello Creeps & Creepettes, how the fuck are you? :) We didn't want to swamp you with all that V-day promo jizz last week since you've all already been stressing about it. If you're a wifed up dude chances are you're super strung out about dinner accomodations, flowers, chocolates, lube and hoping your "BAE" doesn't dump your ass for all your January fuckups!
If you're a girl you've prolly been stressing about the guy you've been non-stop flirting since last year getting you something sweet and blowing up your whole damn operation when your BF finds out & decides to kill both of you in a fit of rage & jealousy.
OR...
You're hoping your man does everything he's been stressing about & get's you some Creep Street shit (this is where we come in) for all his inferior male shortcomings last Valentine's Day when his dumbass got you tulips instead of 50 dozen roses. Whatever, any guy that buys you tulips is either gay, in gardening school, or emotionally unavailable & you should break up anyway.
OK, OK YOU GUYS LOVE EACH OTHER 4EVA – WE GET IT...
So guess what?! To prolong the cuddle sesh past V-Day we're gonna give you something nice. Use code SOCKMEOFF & we'll give you FREE SHIPPING & send you a couples pair of Murder Edition Socks with every purchase from now till Friday February 14th! Creep Street Couples always win!
All Mens & Women's tops are already on SALE too motherfuckers so layer up with our BIGGEST SALE yet! Who's sweet? We are. Oh & email your fancy lace getup as a thank you to getbent@madcreepy.com - we both know no one can love you quite like we do!
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