WAIT FOR IT...

eww.

SICK SAD WORLD.

WARNING: THIS WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. (LITERALLY) NSFW.

PRETTY NIKKI...



Don't know how I came across this, but I did. So whilst previous week's WTF WEDNESDAYS' puke-worthy post were pretty WTF, this is really WTF! I guess I'm on my bi-annual gore hunt. But c'mon people - death is crazy. Everybody likes to talk about this and that, but no one ever really visualizes the consequences of what can happen to them, or people they know when they do dumb shit. This doesn't mean to stop GETTIN' BENT - just means don't be a fucking waste of sperm...lol that's better.

So don't run away from shit in the real world! If you're gonna die, you're gonna die. And if you're cracked out while driving, you're gonna smash your car into a cement boulder, and your head will turn to juice. UGH...YOU'VE BEEN WARNED...




What really bums me out, not so much the brains on the floor (talk about your mind being everywhere! HAHA) - that she was actually a cute girl from a rather wealthy family. This could have been a ex-gf (who probably blames you in the afterlife for this accident)! Always these damn suburban kids with relatively good lives who get depressed and do drugs, and get chocolate wasted. WTF?! I'd send everyone to Africa, just so they'd kiss mom's feet when they got home! If we only knew how spoiled rotten we all really were...I digress ("C'mon Boris I came hear to see titties not hear your moral rants you fuckin asshole!").

Anyhoo, apologies to the fam (for reposting these photos, blame the intahnets - but this is a lesson learned for everybody: life is short - so be grateful and keep your shit together LOL). The only thing I was really able to say after these pics were...



Creep Street. Forever Filthy. Blowin your mind since day one. Don't hate me guys!

ALWAYS LOOK BOTH WAYS...

WTF WEDNESDAYS IS BACK!!

WARNING: Extremely fucking gross...FUCK. This will shake your shit up for sure...



Ugh...I mean poor hooker...and how the fuck...why are the stockings ripped and tits hanging out...I am at a complete loss...Remember Faces of Death? Well, I guess it's hard to forget if you really think about it...Happy Hump Day!

"WHAT, NO BUTTER?!"

Hope your week is off to a good start!!

I LOVE THE NINJA TURTLES

But this bitch just made me barf....especially that mayo on that pizza...



via Stacebook

FEELING HORNY?!

Think I'm a few weeks old on this but shit, BUT watch it again! IN SLOW MO!



UGH!!!



I never feel too bad, cause fuckit, if you're gonna stab a fucking beast with horns, prepared to get that ass served! But at least you get rich, become a hero, and bang bitches for days before it. Not a bad trade. This dude won't be eating pussy anytime soon however.



Take the bull by it's horns. Literally.

WHY I PREFER WEARING GLASSES...

Yet I can't stop watching...get it?! WATCHING?!


Which of course will lead me to discovering the condition of Harlequin babies. Of course.



Where now I want to claw my eyes out...most of the babies of this skin disease called Harlequin ichthyosis don't live too long, it's pretty much the cracking of the skin from being too dry and your eyelids pretty much pop from the dryness as well. Only one chick has known to live relatively normally. FUCKED! Drink liquids and treat your baby right eEek.

ALWAYS PULL OUT.

HAPPY THURSDAY!
yea 4chan rules my life internet nerds!

YOUR MOM NEEDS A SPRING BREAK TOO...

via Hightower the Hitman

wow.