ZOMBIE ASU!

We all knew when it came to Japanese cinema (actually most of it's culture outside the traditional parts haha) that things generally got weird. REAL WEIRD. I've watched a lot of Japanese film growing up from the obvious classic anime flicks all the way to shit like Tampopo to freaking genre specifics like Battle School Royale. You name it! But here's something to top it all off.



Zombies? Check. Big Tits? Check. Lesbian scene? Check. Tons of Blood & Gore? Check. Schoolgirls & Schoolgirl upskirts? Check. Martial Arts? Check. Butts? Check. Tentacle Rape? Duh. Fecal Material? What?! Huge Farts?! Yep. Anus Monsters? Obviously. Oh and did I forget to mention the part about the about Anus Monster Zombies covered in shit that rape schoolgirls that do karate and spill blood everywhere?! The trailer is so ridiculously funny it will have you shit your pants. Pun intended. Boys & Ghouls, I present to you ZOMBIE ASS: TOILET OF THE DEAD. Be warned. It's Danger. Danger! Danger! DANGER!!!



Obviously this movie had me in both tears of joy & WTF is going on?! at the same time, so if you want something "interesting" to talk to your friends this weekend about, this movie should do this trick. I even posted the full length feature for you perverted Horror fiends who have never heard of this movie!



Enjoy your weekend Creeps! Things are still crazy busy here now that we have to get SS13 going before the current collection even drops! It just never stops does it?! Getting another roll of film developed too! Feels good to get back in the game. The full Murder We Wrote™ launch is on it's way dickheads! Oh and Marisa Tomei is hot.

ZOMBIES IN NYC.

This shit is dope.

FACE OFF!

I really thought this shit was fake at first – you know, eating faces off, growling, getting shot a buncha timea...real zombie steez! Like cool, but what the fuck?!  Anyway, they found out his name was Ronald Poppo...and he was suspected of some "bath salt" use or some LSD shit. America, you've been warned...the apocalypse is near muahahha. If this doesn't tell you not to do drugs, I don't know what will! So if you haven't yet heard  –



hahaha "we saw one naked man eating another naked man"... brilliant! Read the entire stories here:
• http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/29/v-fullstory/2822699/victim-in-ghoulish-flesh-eating.html
• http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/28/naked-attacker-was-chewing-man-miami_n_1551108.html



Cocaine is a helluva drug.

ALICE IN ZOMBIELAND.

See how author Nickolas Cook hacks (pun intended) Lewis Carroll's original story into odds & ends! The title alone was worth posting as I only discovered this book existed yesterday. I won't read it a) because I don't know how to, and b) I can pretty much put the pieces (again with the puns! genius!) together on how this book works. The cover is rad enough for a Creep Street tee, but we'll just half to flip it some other time :). Anyhoo, if you are bored & in the mood for some undead pokes at a classic fairytail, this one's for you.



"They were indeed a queer-looking party that assembled on the bank-the birds with draggled feathers, the animals with their fur clinging close to them, and all dripping wet, cross, and uncomfortable. All of them were covered in Alice's now cold and congealed blood, which made them even tastier looking to poor hungry Alice.

When little Alice follows the Black Rat down into the gaping darkness of an open grave, she falls and falls. And soon finds herself in an undead nightmare of rotting flesh and insanity. Venturing further into this land of zombies and monsters, she encounters characters both creepy and madcap along the way. But there's something else troubling poor Alice: her skin is rotting and her hair is falling out. She's cold. And she has the haunting feeling that if she remains in Zombieland any longer, she might never leave. Can Alice escape Zombieland before the Dead Red Queen catches up to her?"

DEATH VALLEY!

You know what would be really scary?! If MTV decided to play music videos during normal hours so people would actually know what stars were being nominated for on the VMA's! So to continue on whatever agenda they have, they introduce a whole shitload of new tv shows (I guess it's a youth culture channel now) and amongst all those poserish sexually teen charged shows comes a horror joint that actually makes up for fucking up Teen Wolf. Did I watch every episode of MTV's Teen Wolf? Yes, but that's not the point.



I actually have high hopes for Death Valley, and am happy to say I was not disappointed by Episode 1. It's got this whole Cops, Super Troopers meets our favorite subject matter of zombies, vamps, wolves & shit. Good cast selection, good story, and for the most part it's pretty fucking funny too. The only thing it needs is tits. But that's neither here or there. This show better continue rocking, it's the least you can do for giving us 4 seasons of fucking Teen Mom...

MEANWHILE AT COMIC-CON....

Ummm...how do I put this...

Did I ever tell you guys that I hate putting on makeup? As a horror & zombie lover you might hang me for heresy but I'll be honest, I'm just too fucking lazy to clean that shit up! And it's safe to say that if you fucks were late for an appointment (like I always am) the last thing you want in your way is a horde of fucking zombie kids. Ok fine I'm a grouch, bite me!

Ok, ok I'll cheer up for SDZombieWalk.com have hosted another great Zombie Walk during the San Diego Comic Con. This shit looked rad. I'll be sure not be a turd and miss the next Comic-Con. Maybe we'll even do some Creep Street magic with it. Whaddaya say?! San Diego, you did a fine job this year!



I was going to see you in 2 weeks but my financial obligations have prevented me from doing so. :( Now all my fwiends will be having fun without me. Oh wellz...you win some and you take the rest in your face.