DIP & SQUEEZE.

Sounds sexual to me. Then again, doesn't everything? This shit is rad. Apparently it took Heinz 3 years to design a new packet that you can use both ways. Well done you ketchup making motherfuckers...now if you can design a bottle that won't splurt that tomato fucking water jizz allover my shirt that would be awesome.

WHY DOES TECHNOLOGYY...

...do so much for us, yet simultaneously make us the dumbest looking living creatures on the planet?! Seriously, I feel like our intelligence plummets every fucking year! And nowWwww we can look like we're always popping a squat while we're on the move too! Making cute girls look like they're handicapped taking a shit in motion doesn't help me really appreciate how great this invention is either. Even though it is, kinda, well, great for lazy people. Nevertheless, enjoy another breakthrough in science! Did the Segway teach you all nothing? Hint* YOU GONNA FALL OFF A CLIFF & DIE!!


via Fab