DICK IS HERE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! IM CREEPY TEXAS STYLE

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

Hope everyone had some good old family fun, lucky you see your molester uncle only once a year right?! How many of you assholes rushed to Wal-mart to cop 50 dvds you didnt want?! Or maybe you're just bummed you didn't get to stomp some poor kid out?! Either way we here at Creep Street are thankful for you and hope you enjoy the remainder of this holiday!


Nevertheless, once I get my shit together, which will probably be the 4th of never, I will let you know that Holiday Creep Street has arrived! Will spam you when it's official, as it has already hit a select few new* shops already ahem Monument, Ahem Tokyo Hardcore, ahem Karmaloop, ahem your moms house!

I had a big ass feast here, I did it the American way this time, and would like to share my leftovers. Be good creeps!

CAN'T STOP THE CREEPS PART 93646

oh miss simpson.

"Dis dude go harder den mah boi Weezy!! "

He just wanna take you to the movies. Real talk.

THAT'S A BIG ASS BITCH!

I'd marry the smaller one, and sunbathe on the big one.

via Night Kidz

BEST TRICK EVER.

ANOTHER REASON I LOVE FABIANO

This post is dedicated to my homie FAB,


Why?!

1. He just turned 21.
2. He's Brazilian.
3. Will bang anything reasonably...ummm...bangable?! (Though questionable at times.)
4. He's always high.
5. Make's Cazal's look ill.
6. Has no shame.
7. Will always crack you up.
8. Is a loyal dude.
9. Has mnicer hair than Jesus.
10. We all fucking love the kid.



Don't forget to peep the creeper cam crotch shot ;)

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND BITCHES!

HOLIDAY 2009 has arrived...stay powdered!

THIS GUY SUCKS.

I read this under a myspace picture comment, and almost puked. LOL. Hey at least he's a creeper! ;P


"BIG IS QUITE THE UNDERSTATEMENT HOLY FUCK AND YOU WANTED ME TO FUCK THOSE! WHAT A TREAT! I DO NOT BRAGG BUT I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT NOT ONLY DO I HAVE ALOT OF STAMINA BUT ALSO AM WELL EQUIPED AS IN I'M PRETTY HUNG AND I KNOW ON LINE PEOPLE CAN SAY PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING AND GET AWAY WITH IT SO I REALLY AM NOT TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU WITH THE SIZE OF THINGS O.K. MY POINT IS EVEN AS BIG AS I AM IT WOULD LOOK LIKE SOME....UUHHH I DON'T KNOW AHH A SHRIMP DICK NEXT TO THOSE MONSTERS WHOA! AND I CAN TELL THEY ARE TOTALLY REAL RIGHT? HUH? HOLY SHIT GIRL DOES YOUR BACK HURT? LOL !MAN O MAN LET ME POST THIS SO MY SCREEN WILL CLEAR UP AND I CAN GET ANOTHER LOOK! THERE ARE A COUPLE OF ME ON MY SITE IF YOU CLICK THE SAME OLD ORANGE AMP UNDER THE SLIDE SHOW AN ALBUM WILL POP UP.THEY ARE FROM DIFFERENT TIME FRAMES THERE IS ONE OF ME AND MY ANGEL OF A CHILD AND SHE IS ALMOST 6 NOW I MAST HAVE BEEN 26-27. MY PARENTS WERE KINDA HIPPISH SO WHILE IN JAPAN THEY HAD NEW HIPPIE CLOTHES EVERYWHERE BUT THEY WERN'T REAL VERY FAKE I HATED THEM BUT IT'S HARD TO ARGUE WHEN YOU'RE SO YOUNG! SOME OF THE ADULT PICS THERE AREN'T MANY BUT I THINK YOU CAN TELL HOW TALL I AM .NOT REAL TALL BUT 6'2"-6'3" THOSE ARE A COUPLE OF COLLEGE OF CHARLESTON GIRLS I USED TO TAKE ON ROAD TRIPS BEFORE MY CHILD. I WAS KIND OF A FREE SPIRIT AND SO WERE THEY SO WE MESHED WELL!!VERY WELL!!!!...WELL MS COUGAR I HOPE WE CAN GROWL AT EACH OTHER SOON!!!! REAL SOON!!!!I HAVE UNLIMITED CELL PHONE USE IF U WANT TO TRY THAT? I CAN GIVE YOU MY # AND SOME CELL PHONES U CAH SET TO BLOCK YOUR # THAT YOUR CALLING FROM IF YOU DON'''T FEEL COMFOTABLE GIVING OUT YOUR # I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND AS YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT ME .EXCEPT I'M CHARMING ,FUNNY AND FUN ,WHITTY,NICE BUT CAN GET SPANKY IF YOU LIKE IT AND JUST A DOWNRIGHT AWESOME SOUTHERN BOY WHO LIKES TO HAVE FUN AND PLAY AROUND !!!THERE! WELL I'M ABOUT TO RUN OUT OF ROOM SO IT'S GETTING LIGHT SO GOOD NIGHT NEED A NAP SEE YA PEACE OUT ,RODDY!!!!!"

chimpamazing.

TRUE LOVE.

NEVER DIES...


By Joe Synthesize

11.13.2009 CONGRATS TO KING CREEPER CHRIS & QUEEN CREEPETTE JACKIE.
MORE PICS & SHIT TO COME!

THIS SHIT MADE NATIONAL TV!

fuckin in the movie theaters and shit. But I can't lie I laughed my ass off.

MORE GUNS THAN ROSES...

CLICK IT. BUY IT. DO IT. LOVE YOU.



THE CREEP STREET TAKEOVER - TEXAS ©2009. REPRESENT.

HOLY MOLY SHIZZITT

Well first things first...THE CREEPS ARE GOING SOUTH!!

A Creep Street Esteemed Forever Filthy Wedding is taking place: my favorite couple Christopher Earhart & Jacqueline Munoz are getting fucking married!!
Then...

And Now...



(Designed by the Creeper himself!)


So off to Texas I go! I've never been to Tejas so this should be a good one. Fuck I owe ya'll lke a bajillion pictures and promised posts by this point. Oh just wait till I redesign the site & blog will ya?1 The Bachelor Party jumps off as soon as we land?! Shit...


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Second:

Ummm...Remember this epic movie?


Well....almost 30 fuckin years later...


FUCK. YES. Who knows it might suck. See you bitches in a week. Shout out to my Texas Hotties Sarah Watson • Sara Eudy & Krysten Lea

Filthy Epic Behavior for life. I miss you Chip. xo.

THESE ARE MY FWIENDS....

Poodeck Skateboards - Shit Ends 9 from Braden R WHEELER on Vimeo.

Get Shitfaced with POOPDECK!!

CREEPS COME ALIVE!

LMFAO

hahahahah thanks MrKiji

AMAZING

I think they can avoid a cease & desist with their intentional spelling.

HOW WAS THE PARTY?

UMM FUCKING AWESOME...


(that's her costume dummy!)
More pics to cumMmm...