Friday, October 30, 2009

TONIGHT!!!



Free Booze.
Free Giveaways.
Dope Music.
Rad Costumes.
Fuck Yes.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

I LOVE GOOGLE.

JAN STRIKES AGAIN!

Here's a quick lil sumthin our homie Jan from Colorado put together for the Creeps~!!



Do you shred where you're not supposed to?
Does your sick sense of humor have you feeling underappreciated by your peers?
Is your style just too plain rad but you are too cool to give a fuck about going pro?!

Well get us a link & we might just throw some shit for you to GRIP TILL YOU R.I.P.!!!! email: getbent@madcreepy.com biyoTchHhhhh if you would like to get down with the CREEP SKATE™ PROGRAM!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

SHE SHOULD HAVE WON THE PANTY PARADE...



The only time when losing is winning...
Next girl to do this umm wins? LMAO WOW.

THRILL OF EL MUNDO...

WELL IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, THE WORLD GOT DOWN TO MJ THRILLER STYLE TO RAISE MULA FOR CHARITY...AT THE SAME TIME...I think like every fucking city did one ...but here's the one I'll post...it got the most hits...and well, it's in fucking Finland hahaha. Long live the King of Pop!


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lmfao...umm awkward though...

Happy Early Halloween bitches!! I wanna do a best Halloween contest for Creep Street, so umm send your best to getbent@madcreepy.com - and umm the winner, yes, will get a bunch of free shit! Easy right? Get fucking creeptastic with it!!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

WHOA!

Remember Blossom? Well remember Blossom had a best friend named SIX?!


WELL HOW HAVE THEY BEEN?!



AND WHERE ARE THEY NOW?!


She got a booty though. Too bad I always thought she was fucking annoying...
Remember that condom episode? "They're balloons...for a party!" hahahahaha


I think she's launching a country album or sumthin.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT KIND OF PARTY THIS IS...




BUT I WANT IN.



(o_Y_o)!! HOPE THAT HELPS JUMP START YOUR WEEK! CREEP HARD!!

Friday, October 23, 2009

RUSSIAN ICE SKATING BEAR KILLS CIRCUS STAFF.

MOSCOW, Russia (CNN) -- A bear on ice skates attacked two people during rehearsals at a circus in Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan, killing one of them, Kyrgyz officials said Friday.

In the incident, which happened Thursday, the 5-year-old animal killed the circus administrator, Dmitry Potapov, and mauled an animal trainer, who was attempting to rescue him.

"The incident occurred during a rehearsal by the Russian state circus company troupe which was performing in Bishkek with the program, Bears on Ice," Ministry of Culture and Information director Kurmangazy Isanayev told reporters.


It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. Medical personnel were unable to save Potapov, who died at the scene. The 29-year-old circus trainer Yevgeny Popov, who attempted to rescue Potapov, was also severely injured, according to doctors.

"The victim has sustained serious injuries - deep scalp lacerations, bruising of the brain, lacerations on his body. His condition is considered critical," Dr. Gulnara Tashibekova told reporters on Russian state television.

After the incident, the circus was cordoned off by police and emergency service workers. Experts have been brought in to examine the bear, which was shot and died at the scene. Russia has a long-standing tradition of training bears to perform tricks such as riding motorcycles, ice skating, and playing hockey. Fatal attacks are unusual.

WAIT...WHAT?!

via Vidler

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

WHILE IM ON THIS PUSSY RUN...

TALK ABOUT HANGIN WITH A BUNCH OF PUSSIES!

hahahah what?!! but whatever yo if this is yo cup of tea...etsy this ho up son!




Description
Celebrate your own beauty.

"Each piece is an original, one of a kind hand sculpted image of its owner to remind her that regardless of what the world and the people in it may tell her: she is beautiful.

After purchasing you can e-mail 2-3 photos of your Yoni to: VulvaLoveLovely [!at] Gmail.com. Please include chain choice: Antique copper or gunmetal (shown in the final photo) in the 'message to seller' section at checkout.

The pendant on this necklace will measure about 1.6" x 1" and will be hung on a 17.5" chain. Each pendant will be coated in a protective satin glaze.

If you are not comfortable sending pictures you also have to option of sending me a description of your Yoni.

In your description please include:
*The shape of your inner and outer labia
*colors
*how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
*how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?


*If no photo or description is sent you will receive one of our beautiful flesh-toned Vulva pendants*

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Im sure your wondering why I do what I do.
http://www.etsy.com"/profile.php?user_id=5868184

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Sunday, October 18, 2009

THIS HALLOWEEN...


THIS EVENT WILL GO TO CAPACITY!!
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PLEASE EMAIL EVENTS@KARMALOOP.COM FOR GUESTLIST & ADMISSION!!
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YOU WILL GET TURNED DOWN AT THE DOOR IF IT FILLS UP BITCHES!! BUT CREEP STREET HOPES TO GO TO YOUR PARTY AFTER IF SO!! ;)
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• DJ BEYONDER + 7L (BLADERUNNERS) RIP UP THE SETS!!
• 21+ REFRESHMENTS WILL BE SERVED ;) DUH!
• YOUR PICTURE WILL GET TAKEN! LOL
• FREE EPIC GIVEAWAY FROM CREEP STREET + ORCHARD SKATESHOP!
• NO COSTUME? YOU WILL BE TOLD TO GTFO!
• COME CELEBRATE KARMALOOP'S NEW STORE LOCATION!

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LET"S DO THIS! CREEP STREET HOLIDAY LINE DROPS NOVEMBER 2009. GET BENT HOS!!

AND THE CREEP STREET PANTY PARADE™ AWARD GOES TO...






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AND HOW CAN I FORGET ABOUT OUR 1st RUNNER UP?!



MISS SARA EUDY from TEXAS!



peep the real at http://www.myspace.com/cobratastic

Ya'll can hide your boners now.

HOLIDAY 2009 TEASER.







• NEW TEES, HOODIES, BEANIES, & 40oz. KOOZIES?!

WE. RUN. THESE. STREETS. Shit! $20 Dollar tees still available at the CHOPSHOP!
It's going to be a dark winter. Get Bent.

Friday, October 16, 2009

THIS IS GREAT!

THEY TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY, WHERE THE FAKE SHIT HAS TO LOOK REAL!!




http://www.missplastichungary.com/

"To qualify for the pageant, the 18 Hungarian residents had to prove they'd gone fully under the knife — mere Botox or collagen injections did not count. Nearly all the contestants showed off augmented breasts, with reshaped noses also popular. One finalist had surgically adjusted toes."

I've been to Budapest once, I hope all the chicks I've slept with were actually chicks.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE...

are you as excited as us creeps are?! Not as excited as this muthafucka!!


via Amliv the Zombie Hunter

I still remember reading this shit 1000 times as a kid. Probably because it didn't have that many words. I felt like a badass only to find out that it was really telling me I'd get betrayed, killed and raped by big monsters if I ever ran away from home. All for a hug and a bowl of soup. Fuck my life.

Maurice Sendak: We Salute You.

IUNNO...WARCRAFT WAS A PRETTY AWESOME GAME...



the closet....hahhahahahhahahahah

ONCE IN A WHILE...

...DIGITAL GRAVEL WILL CARRY SOME SHIT THAT"S ACTUALLY COOL.




Reminds me of those rad muscle men back in the hey day, think I still have a few no homo.
Shouts to Scumlife. Don't hate, relate! (We still run this though LOL)
Wait till you see the toys I'm working on...hmMMmmm

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Friday, October 02, 2009

THE WORLD WE KNEW: TO THE WOLVES OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO



Look at Tim & his hot pink shirt. That's how you get bitches.