BIG BLACK FRAHDAY.

Well, well, well did all you kids have a good Thanksgiving? Native Americans must be rolling in their graves right now! But that's just cause there's a casino built over them and the rattling from the slot machines never seems to stop. We would normally have a Black Friday sale of sorts, but this year we're giving a big FUCK YOU to it! Why?!

A) Because we don't have stock of anything worth buying.
B) Every fucking company in the world is spamming your inbox with some kind of epic sale. It really means they ain't made shit money this year & is giving you your chance to buy shit for what it's really worth.
C) Well this one is pretty obvious:



See?! Save that loot, fuck the rush & go on a vacation next month somewhere warm. And don't forget about your family & friends. Life get's crazier every year, just remember your cheating ex girlfriend will leave you, so better appreciate those people that are still gonna give a shit about your sorry ass when shit finally goes down! Aside from that, the only thing making me think twice about today is the $200 42" Sharp flatscreen tv at Best Buy – but it ain't a Aquos & umm for the $300 I'm saving I'd rather fuck a really hot stripper (depends where you go I guess LOL)...

*Update* 300 people in line right now at Best Buy. It's 2:30 in the fucking morning! Oh America.

So since I have you freaks here, I spammed your emails a bit with a quick Creep Street update you'll see in full detail below. All new accessories are in! All new Party Packs filled with rad new buttons, some Creep Street titties that you can squeeze to relieve stress, and of course we brought back your favorite Snapbacks along with a few classic new joints. Hot fiyah! Thank you for helping us takeover this shit. Fuck the rest of 'em! Forever filthy bitches! Party All Night, Creep All Day!

WHEN THE FUCK IS THE NEW SHIT DROPPING?!

The new collection gets shipped to all our major accounts next week. And the full drop goes live on our Little Shop of Horrors when I'm comfortably settled in San Francisco. Oh you didn't know the Creep Street CEO is moving out to the breast, I mean West Coast?! Well I is, so you better hide your fucking kids and wife! I sincerely look forward to corrupting all you out there in the Bay, collect a few hot babes for photoshoots, throw a few crazy parties, and hope you all join our Filthy Few Family! Who's down?!













And did I mention we're donating 50% of all our Creep Street Titty Squeezies' sales to the Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation. We love titties, so let's keep 'em shits and our ladies healthy! See?! Creep Street Cares™!! :)



Ugh...ate way too much food last night. Still farting, and it feels fantastic.