FUCK BIKES.

No, seriously, fuck bikes.



B-b-b-but I'd feel too guilty making a Creep Street commercial like this (don't think it hasn't crossed my mind, at this point I might as well be a pornographer tbh). Mainly because all my exes would have a field day ripping me to shreds after viewing it. Wait, that's what I'm afraid of?! HAHAHAHA!



Here is where I regret not becoming a professional photographer...