So it's official! With a insane marketing campaign that's polished from beginning to end, the NikeMag has finally been released to the public! From the looks of it, it seems to have lived up to the long wait, hype, and expectations. Would you buy it?! Who gives a fuck, Back to the Future changed my life & if I had 5 grand to blow on a pair of kicks, I definitely would. And it goes to Charity?! Nike you sly fuckers you! Better pay some of those damn factory workes too lol. But since I'm not cool enough to get a free pair I'll just blog them instead & jump a kid for a size 9 next week. Duh!
Drumroll please...
Damn. Happy Ebaying kiddos! You rich fucking pricks should be donating anyway...I could totally seeing these end up auctioning out to $20,000! Guess I'll just have to wait for it in tomorrow's news headlines: "Nike deepens the Depression as Back to the Future Sneakers Cause Mass Mayhem, Robberies! Broke Parents Weep!"
The only question is: does it automatically fasten with a push of a button?!
Love you Michael stay strong!
2 comments:
some british rapper i never heard of bought the 1st pair for 30K!they dont lace themselves up, they look like mutated light up BK Knights, and back to the future 2 sucked(so did 3)just go get a pair of $100 supras and save yourself some cash
Back to the Future 2 sucked? Are you a communist?! hahahaha
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