MAKE ME FEEL LIKE PARADISE!

They don't make music like they used to. Literally. Fucking jump off right now!
HEY STEVIE!



I actually remember watching this movie as a little shit, it was the first time I saw a white woman's bush. Kelly Brock, you still rock my world. Explains a lot about me apparently.




FUCK.

On another note I'm getting ready for a crazy business related flight (act like I ain't gonna squeeze some pleasure into this bitch?!) to Asia. Shanghai ✈ Hong Kong ✈ Tokyo baby let's hope I make it back alive! I'm not even going to make a crack about happy endings. I want to go to this in Japan:




DOUBLE FUCK.