FUCK YOU FRIDAYS!

Alright boys and girls for the last fucking time -


1) SPRING CLEANING SALE!! ONLINE CHOP SHOP
We are cleaning out inventory for all that summer madness you bitches are creepity creaming about!

2) Current BLOOD FEAST season is available at KARMALOOP.COM
We sold out of shit already so cop it now cuz it might not make our online inventory!!

3) I'm an asshole and left my digicam at the tattoo shop last week in nyc...so as any normal person would do, i asked my homey to mail it back. of course 4 days of reminders later, and the fucktard of the shopgirl that has never mailed a fucking package in her life, i must now go to nyc tonight, pick it up, then come back here, hopefully with those skanky prostitutes (as opposed to the classy ones that might be your ex) waiting outside my apartment that I again, ordered last week.


4) My piece of shit hooker macbook decides to fry it's own logic board, and the apparent blame is me, because i decided to pull out my ipod after it finished charging. 3 days later, 600 bucks less, i pick my bastard child up - so that is why im not harassing you creeps at night via myspace, twitter, or peeking through your bathroom window.



5) I will be in Germany (again) for some waste of time meetings, but hey at least i can get cavities off the asscrack on them HARIBO candies. I have 2 bring chocolate back for 2 of my shawties and a fucking swastika souvenir for my tattoo artist. The chocolate will be a tough one.


6) Photoshoot coming up this weekend!!! Again, I need a blonde, but not for sex this time! Well 2 blondes. If you are or know s supa dyamm!!~~ hot fly guy and girl in the styate of massachusettes (where im shooting) whose got that creep street swagger, email contacts and pics or whatever to getbent@madcreepy.com ASAP!!

7) I'll be in flying out to cali in June for this:


so you can bet CREEP STREET is gonna be in full effect!! SKATE OR DIE!!


8) We are proud to have SUPERCULTas part of the Filthy Few™ family, now go join the movement!!

9) Nekkid flicks for Creepy sticks! This has been going great! Send n00dz + mailing address to getbent@madcreepy.com to join our creepstreet team to get sum stickers! Nate* we still need your address!!!

10) Enjoy your weekend like I'm enjoying mine -


OH YEA: and becasue im feeling romantic...if you bitches want to marry a creep (this is required):

thanks Vidler


YES. YOURS TRULY,
B-Ron da Don