Top 9 On-flight Pick-up Lines Used By The Guy Who Ejaculated On A Woman’s Back On A Recent Overnight Flight
Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, an off-duty Northwest Airlines baggage handler, was arrested earlier this week after
he ejaculated on a woman’s back during a red-eye flight from Seattle to Minneapolis.
TNOYF did some digging around and were able to uncover some of Mr. Gonzalez’s favorite airplane pick-up lines.
9. Psst. Are you sleeping? Yes? Mind if I ejaculate on your back?
8. Psst. Are you sleeping? No? Mind if I ejaculate on your back?
7. Roses are red, violets are blue, is it cool if I cover your back with my warm man-spew?
6. I seem to have lost my phone number, can I ejaculate on your back?
5. Was your father a thief? Because baby, someone stole two stars from the sky and put them where your eyes should be. Can I ejaculate on your back?
4. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this… without ejaculate on your back?
3. Don’t I know you from somewhere? No? Can I still ejaculate on your back?
2. I know milk does a body good, but damn… wait til you start reaping the health benefits of my ejaculate on your back.
1. Oh-oh-oh-oh-ahhhhhh.
OH Anybody catch the "I Want to be a Pussycat Doll" show? These girls have the most inspiring aspirations...I mean when I was 5 I always sought to become a std-iinfested kung fu porno star. Oh wait, that did happen...oh well.

I'll drop a load of my man spew on her back fo sho fo sho!!!
BUT WAIT!

WOOPS!
Peace Bitches,
Boris
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