Wednesday, March 07, 2007


Apparently this is still the top story of discussion in the office... We do not buy the fact that she "tried" to got to sleep, felt the man spoon her, and then lift up her shirt, and then somewhat felt "assaulted" fromt he bewilderment of what she described as cum on her back. Bitch is triflin!! Ladies, like you wouldn't flip the moment some stranger sat down, let alone spoon you?! FUCK THAT. I need to see pictures of Mr. Dirty Sanchez Gonzales and the bimbo as well as her bf Mark's face. He left his first name cuz he was fuckin ashamed. 50 bucks say they're broken up. And minus that shit, at the end of the day, she freaked when he came, but she's the dumb ass that got a load on her back, sweater, chair....

Top 9 On-flight Pick-up Lines Used By The Guy Who Ejaculated On A Woman’s Back On A Recent Overnight Flight
Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, an off-duty Northwest Airlines baggage handler, was arrested earlier this week after
he ejaculated on a woman’s back during a red-eye flight from Seattle to Minneapolis.

TNOYF did some digging around and were able to uncover some of Mr. Gonzalez’s favorite airplane pick-up lines.
9. Psst. Are you sleeping? Yes? Mind if I ejaculate on your back?
8. Psst. Are you sleeping? No? Mind if I ejaculate on your back?
7. Roses are red, violets are blue, is it cool if I cover your back with my warm man-spew?
6. I seem to have lost my phone number, can I ejaculate on your back?
5. Was your father a thief? Because baby, someone stole two stars from the sky and put them where your eyes should be. Can I ejaculate on your back?
4. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this… without ejaculate on your back?
3. Don’t I know you from somewhere? No? Can I still ejaculate on your back?
2. I know milk does a body good, but damn… wait til you start reaping the health benefits of my ejaculate on your back.
1. Oh-oh-oh-oh-ahhhhhh.

OH Anybody catch the "I Want to be a Pussycat Doll" show? These girls have the most inspiring aspirations...I mean when I was 5 I always sought to become a std-iinfested kung fu porno star. Oh wait, that did happen...oh well.

I'll drop a load of my man spew on her back fo sho fo sho!!!


Peace Bitches,

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